normally im really against the whole team picture thing ESPECIALLY when u have people's loadouts in them but those are some adorable stick figures

a very cavalier attitude for somebody who was genuinely panicking and spent two months crying to everybody he knew trying to figure out if it was "safe" to go

i will never understand how u let a 17 year old get that far inside ur head

uelhbrah

sakura/dan/alittlegirl is by far the most interesting human ive ever interacted with and ive enjoyed every minute of it

if he could be consistent and use his mic adequately i dont rly see why he wouldnt be competitive with the lower end of invite

cant wait for the next dflame apology thread xD guys hes serious hes actually changed this 6th time

i guess the d stands for dumpstered

whatever u do make sure everybody in mumble knows when u get shit on by netcode or noregs and never ever admit to missing otherwise they might revoke ur sniping priveledges

u have 100 hours on soldier just play the game

ur doing gods work john

its ok reading the killfeed and saying what happened on the screen 20 seconds after is casting now

imagine having ur ex-gf in a rly bad mood with no sensory organs ringing medic

if u actuallly only have 531 hrs on record go dm and pug and ring for like the next 1500 hours and if u cant figure out what to do then get a mentor but ur basically way too dumb to know how dumb u r right now

how 2 beat blockback

dont fight near block or even bother shooting at him unless hes alone because hes gonna have 500 hp
dont fight near tic when he has uber adv
cabin is a respawn timer as long as u have ur monitor turned on
their scouts will literally do nothing for the first 25 seconds of every mid/teamfight so focus down their roamer and whoever else isnt getting healed
also girl medic who explodes easily and can be forced by spam without much trouble

i believe in most of u

i dont think u guys realize that it takes like two days just to fucking drive out of texas cuz its so fuckin huge so unless the dudes like skeeting all over airplanes i think were safe from transmissions i am a scientist after all

ok if ur that much of an asshole that somebody actually formats a fucking 6 paragraph essay outlining why u suck as a person u should probably spend ur time in therapy instead of scrimming holy shit

also ur not a skilledplayer by any means and super predictable and easy to shit on but whatever ur new