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yes.

panic button with no hud. configure cheat before lan, load into w/e driver, have it set to activate and run invisibly, hit panic button.

as a player, you're competing against people. if you're at all competitive it's only natural to want to trash talk.

for spectators, shit talk makes people more invested in games. i know when squid and lansky were going back and forth that one lan i was actually legitimately hyped to watch tf2 for the first and only time because it felt like there was a lot more on the line, and waiting for one of them to shit on the other and then let them know they did was sick.

i mean if someones life is in shambles and you start going after that it's a bit much (family/money/gf or bf problems, etc), but telling showstopper he only has a goatee because all the friction from men's thighs rubbing against his face as they ride him has destroyed those hair follices is a-okay imo.

what im saying is talk more shit people. it's entertaining, and part of the game. if you could make clockwork miss 80% of his shots, you would. if you can put someone on tilt, why shouldn't you?

for the koth map: uhhhh point was on lowground. cap, move to high ground, ???, profit.

for the 5 cp: shit was like 11.3 miles long.

aside from getting gran_pro in we really should spend more time w the map makers fixing sunshine/metalworks so they can get to process/snake/gully level of enjoyment/non shittiness

getting launched to the moon by that thing is ridiculous. you pretty much dont need a pyro anymore, just run the donk. people need to include that as an attribute when discussing the balance (and ban worthiness of an item).

getting randomly 1 shot from 140 hp as scout (or soldier if hurt) when you run around a corner is stupid.

collision box or w/e it's called is the size of texas.

in many situations is actually better than pipes in 1v1 as you dont need to actually hit the person, just prime the donk the appropriate amount of time. hit them? awesome, double donk. miss? awesome, splash dmg.

maps weren't designed with this primary in mind, and it makes it kind of ridiculous because of how well spam firing it is (blands last from spawn door to top left/right, gully mid to big door, pretty much anywhere that isn't house on viaduct, etc. etc.)

i agree with the point of trying to keep more unlocks unbanned with MM coming out, but valve needs to do more tweaking to shit.

i mean it's kind of better than pipes in every way imaginable except for counting when you direct someone but don't donk them and that's ONLY from a damage standpoint as the knockback on donks is way better so it gets the demo safe faster and is better than pipes in that regard.

did aui have a ridiculous amount of dumpster tier plays/games or some shit? i'd lose my fucking mind if i won TI and got cut

bump

god bless you

my father used to call tf2 "the army game" and then he'd quote my calls as "lets get em around the corner" ..he ALWAYS used that exact quote though hahaha

first time goin to ETS i was crossin back to murica and the dude asked why i was in canadia and i told em for a video game competition, he asked what game, i said tf2. turns out he had like 2k hours pubbing, and also frequented the restaurant i worked at. fuckin small world man. (said restaurant was ~4 hrs from the border)

team, pls. just wanna game.

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maintain a massive and long lasting sleep deficit. at any point in time any day i can fall asleep for 6+ hours within like ~10 min of laying down

lookin for a team to game on as pocket or roamer. holler atcha boy