oh shit i forgot EU pockets demos, LOL. get fucking dunked on.

i dont understand why people are losing their shit at the fact that spamming left click and right click is no longer heavily rewarded.

swing and a miss

50 dmg per sticky is still 400 dmg on a full clip. deathballs aren't hard to hit w stickies. stickies hit multiple players.

this is good for teams that like to play aggressive and off uber push. taking less damage flooding through a choke means you'll see more aggressive tf2.

ok or get bloodsire fuck you guys buncha baby back bitches.

for anything below invite (unless your goal is esea invite) cevo is fine. until they have a sustainable plan for piggybacking lans like they're going to @ gxl i can't see invite making the switch.

cevo stepping it up is definitely a good thing for us, because either esea steps it up as well and we get to choose the best possible service. OR esea gives up but only because cevo has made the improvements to entice us to switch over which is obviously great for us.

edit: want to be clear that by "the switch" i mean invite teams considering cevo as the main league, not just playing in cevo-p.

too much walking after the 1st sticky jump. could add a jump to the pill and then just do a double sticky jump to get to the pack, or air pogo it

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that does not in any way change how i feel about the entire situation. most people don't think fat people are "smoking hot" so i dont understand how this is even kind of controversial.

can i cast this with marxist and memphisvon (if hes down) please? drinks will be had, talk will be real.

i've said on a tf.tv stream before that i hoped someone slammed their hand in a car door. i dont understand why everyone made such a big deal about him being honest about the physical appearance of a person. is he supposed to call her morbidly obese or some shit? would that have been better?

stop being fucking pussies.

colorado is legit dude, go explore nature and shit.

if you have advantage: take the choke/point/whatever without popping because they're backing up (deal with whoever suicides for the force) or pop into them because they're holding too far forward. flashing players during an uber where you have advantage is a wise move, length of uber isnt really important as long as you kill their med, plus it keeps everyone healthy for post uber when they have no med and yours is alive.

if players keep needing flashes: you're clustering up too much. when you call you're pushing choke, that shouldn't mean "lets push 4 people through choke and eat a shitload of spam." work on the positioning of your teammates during ubers, and if someone should need a flash make sure they use it to do something (go behind, go attack un ubered things, etc).

demo ubers: pretty good on clustered lasts like blands & gully, or against teams that are running an engi. all depends on how good your demo is though, as EU has shown us always ubering your demo is pretty legit if they're amazing.

what to do during ubers: if you're even and in an uber exchange, try and go for un ubered players. force flashes. after you force their pop, depending on how long it took and if you've already popped, you can try and jump to flank side and help your scout(s)+roamer clean up their flank.

MOST IMPORTANTLY: sometimes your uber is gonna be poop. you'll do nothing other than get a pop (worst case scenario not even that). accept this, and dont cause your team to wipe trying to be a hero. back out, keep your med alive, and if they haven't popped try to force them with spam as they push through choke. if they popped way after you did, have your team back up and leave 1-2 players as necessary to distract them and keep them from running down your med. can't win em all.

don't forget to drop your extra pack before you leave spawn breh

go in knowing you're better than everyone in the server and you're gonna fuck shit up. proceed to fuck shit up. tell your teammates they're beasts and the other team ain't shit. get in that ass.