wipe nation stand up

I shit on cane's because they have no seasoning on anything and no menu variety. Then I get it like once a week because that chicken + cane's sauce makes me cream a little.

INeedLatinas

improved every season, plays a lot, and is enjoyable to play with

Respectfully they really should be an inpatient at a psychiatric facility. Hope they get help

The west is sooo much deeper than the east every year I pray they eliminate conferences

next up

avengers endgame ahh season

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anyone else get the 9/11 one which is an absolute lay-up on date and location?

I have no idea how anyone enjoys playing medic at all, even less so in pugs

everything you could ever ask for

RGL listened to their playerbase and made a mid-season change for the better? what is it, opposite day?!?

RGL S14 Invite Power Rankings - Week 4ish

1) froyotech
Clearly the best team right now. At the time of this post, they have yet to lose a round. Not much else to say.

2) COZY! BLACK
Despite dropping metalworks to Global Clan, I would label COZY! BLACK as the 2nd best team in invite. A big reason for this is the addition of dingo and sigh to the roster. I am not sure if these are permanent replacements or who they are replacing, but adding those hard men to almost any roster in NA TF2 will result in an upgrade.

3) Global Clan
After the death of the Boys Night team and securing a win over COZY! BLACK, it seemed like Global Clan was the clearcut 2nd best team in invite, but The Mafia had something to say about that. Since they lost that map and COZY! BLACK added some talent, I am putting Global Clan at 3rd for now, still comfortably in the top tier of invite.

4) The Mafia
I thought this team would surprise some people and after 4 matches they already have. After a big bomb from loafe in the final seconds, The Mafia were able to upset Global Clan on bagel. Mafia stocks are on the rise, buy them while you still can.

5) Anglerfish
Unfortunately for Anglerfish, these nail-biting matches have not gone their way. Losing to both The Mafia and Global Clan by 1 round each, it seems they are on the cusp of greatness. I am excited to see how they matchup against the lower tier of invite teams to see if they can handle their business.

6) MAGA County
Due to the very small sample size we have of MAGA County at the time of this post, it is tough to rank them. They had a narrow victory vs ROME with wonder going absolutely beast mode, and with a player of that caliber among a few others, it feels weird putting them this low. This team definitely has the potential to shoot up the rankings, but since they have only played one match so far I can put them down here without feeling like I'm wrong for it.

7) ROME
Speaking of small sample size, that also applies to ROME. Besides that aforementioned match vs MAGA County, their only other match was a 0-5 loss to COZY! BLACK. It is hard to say with these results, but I do believe ROME is improving. At the end of the day, they are in the highest division of NA competitive TF2 and it is tough to put them above any of the other teams listed. After the fireside documentary, they certainly have people rooting for some upsets this season, myself included. #ALLROADS

RGL S14 Advanced Power Rankings - Week 4ish

1) Grantus Vincere
I have had the pleasure of casting two of Grantus Vincere's matches already this season and damn do they look good. I can confidently say there is not a weakness in their roster and some of these players have been due for a breakout season in advanced, as I think this will be for them. So far they have rolled everyone in their path besides The Village, who they squeaked by with a 4-3 victory on clearcut.

2) g*ming
Despite what I heard about this team being a no/low scrim team, they are proving to be one of the best teams in the division right now. Being one of the 2 remaining undefeated teams with impressive wins over The Village and SuperZAZA Bomb put them at #2 for now. Their upcoming match vs Grantus Vincere is must-see TV.

3) The Village
I knew my initial ranking of this team did not make sense (same for Grantus Vincere), but I had to double down and write it anyway to really make myself look stupid. This is clearly one of the best teams in the division despite their current 3-2 record. Unfortunately, they drew the short straw as far as early season scheduling goes, playing four of the top five teams in their first five matches. As the season goes on, I expect their record to look a lot better and I am excited for their rematches against the other top teams.

4) XIAO
Judging from these early season results, XIAO has let me down so far. After losing to The Village and a not-so-convincing win against refugees, I have to put XIAO down here at #4 for now. I am not sure if this is just some rust they have to shake off or if this team has some other issues I am unaware of, but I would still label this season is off to a disappointing start for them, which is weird to say considering they only have one loss. This team is definitely capable of winning the division, along with the three teams above them.

5) SuperZAZA Bomb
After two insanely clutch comeback performances in their first two matches, SuperZAZA Bomb went through the ringer. Their 2-0 record suddenly fell to 2-4 after playing the best 4 teams (imo) in the division consecutively. SuperZAZA Bomb is still very much capable of beating some of the top teams, and I am curious to see with how their rematches with them go.

6) refugees
Has the come up begun for the refugees? After losing all of their matches by 1 round*, they finally got over the hump in a 2-0 victory over THE GOBLIN ZONE. Due to how close those losses were, even against some of the top teams, is why refugees moves up two spots to #6. Unfortunately for them, they have Grantus Vincere and The Village coming up on their schedule.

7) Tripping Hazard
This is still a tough team to rank for me. When it comes to the top tier of advanced, I think they are on the outside looking in. With a close win over refugees in the first win of the season, they have lost the rest of their matches and they have not been very close. I am excited to see how they matchup against SuperZAZA Bomb and THE GOBLIN ZONE.

8) THE GOBLIN ZONE
I am scapegoating THE GOBLIN ZONE for the reason my initial power rankings were so off. While I still think they have some very talented players on their roster, it seems I have either overrated them or they are just being a bit silly. This should be a fun wildcard team, capable of both beating anyone and losing to anyone (expert analysis).