Super-Maxi-Pros of steroids:
mad gains
cons of steroids:
???
well you convinced me
small dick and balls
[quote=Super-][quote=Maxi-]Pros of steroids:
mad gains
cons of steroids:
???[/quote]
well you convinced me[/quote]
small dick and balls
dick stays the same size or grows, testes only start to shrink if you blast for several months
dick stays the same size or grows, testes only start to shrink if you blast for several months
not a single person recommended that you buy steroids.
you bought steroids.
not a single person recommended that you buy steroids.
you bought steroids.
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leftovers_not a single person recommended that you buy steroids.
you bought steroids.
TF2 players are just gonna hold me back so i forged my own way
[quote=leftovers_]not a single person recommended that you buy steroids.
you bought steroids.[/quote]
TF2 players are just gonna hold me back so i forged my own way
eeeleftovers_not a single person recommended that you buy steroids.
you bought steroids.
TF2 players are just gonna hold me back so i forged my own way
then why shitpost in the first place
[quote=eee][quote=leftovers_]not a single person recommended that you buy steroids.
you bought steroids.[/quote]
TF2 players are just gonna hold me back so i forged my own way[/quote]
then why shitpost in the first place
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why dont u just be natural. put in the work and grind...
why dont u just be natural. put in the work and grind...
ur still gonna be small lmfao post pics in 6 months and we can all laugh at how small u gonna stay because any idiot who decides to blast after less than 2 years of lifting is a giant puss who doesn't know how to progress normally
ur still gonna be small lmfao post pics in 6 months and we can all laugh at how small u gonna stay because any idiot who decides to blast after less than 2 years of lifting is a giant puss who doesn't know how to progress normally
I've been lifting 2.5 years
stay small :)
I've been lifting 2.5 years
stay small :)
rub creatine in your eyes and mix whey protein in your ass do it pussy
rub creatine in your eyes and mix whey protein in your ass do it pussy
arent u the dingus who posted like 14 inch fatceps in that one thread and then u got out flexed by chunkey who was like 15 years old?
lmfaooo
arent u the dingus who posted like 14 inch fatceps in that one thread and then u got out flexed by chunkey who was like 15 years old?
lmfaooo
Huckarent u the dingus who posted like 14 inch fatceps in that one thread and then u got out flexed by chunkey who was like 15 years old?
lmfaooo
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yep that's elliot
[quote=Huck]arent u the dingus who posted like 14 inch fatceps in that one thread and then u got out flexed by chunkey who was like 15 years old?
lmfaooo[/quote]
[spoiler]http://www.teamfortress.tv/post/518558/cbt-current-bicep-thread[/spoiler]
yep that's elliot
that seems like a good reason to start taking steroids
r u upset im going to be bigger than you?
that seems like a good reason to start taking steroids
r u upset im going to be bigger than you?
alright real talk.
if that was you 6 months ago then you aren't anywhere near your genetic limit. But I doubt anyone here will convince you otherwise, so here is some actual advice in case you decide to do this.
I'm going to guess you are doing steroids for purely aesthetic personal purposes and not to compete in a BB competition or anything. Whatever, I'm just going to warn you what you are getting into if you are serious about this. I was into power lifting in college so I was hanging around a crowd which had some people who ran cycles.
That shit is expensive. Like really expensive. One of my friends ran a cycle and it cost him $1,100 a month. You can't just blast test and expect yourself to live past 50. You are gonna need Depo, Proviron, Stanozol and Nolvadex. If you think it doesn't cost that much you need to do actual research to see how much shit you have to buy to do a decent cycle that won't leave you with small tits from the lack of testosterone you gonna produce after. If your dude is selling this shit to you for very little money, chances are he doesn't know what he is talking about and you are about to permanently fuck up your body. If you are serious about this, wait 4 months before taking it. Do as much research as possible. Test your natural test levels, look up to see if your family has history of heart conditions, and read as much as you can.
It's true that some people can take steroids safely with no repercussions. But I see absolutely 0 reason that you would risk it because steroids might ruin your natural testosterone levels for the REST OF YOUR LIFE.
You've probably already read that steroids can increase the risks of heart problems and test levels in an average individual so I'm not going to use that to try to convince you otherwise.
If you are taking these to look better and have a better body, they could end up making you much uglier. Many adults (especially males) who take steroids get extremely bad acne on their body. Like, imagine you are a 15 year old hormonal teenager who rubbed pizza grease on his face before he went to bed and that is what it will look like all over your back and shoulders (and maybe even upper arms and chest).
They can also greatly speed up balding. If your parents are starting to bald and are middle aged, steroids will make you start balding before you even reach 30. And there is no way to counter this. Nothing in your average cycle will combat balding.
Increased test will also permanently alter your jaw line. It's going to make you have an extremely square face. and there is no way to tell whether or not this will look bad before you start taking steroids, so once you have a cave man jaw, you are stuck with that shit for life unless you undergo INCREDIBLY expensive cosmetic jaw surgery.
Depending on your body's current hormonal balance, steroids also have a high chance of increased estrogen in your body. That means your breasts will literally start to develop into those of a girl going through the early stages of puberty. The only way to reverse this once your tits start to grow is surgery which can cost upwards of 2000 dollars.
Please don't do this, one of my friend's permanently fucked up his body just so he could look huge in college at parties. It really isn't worth it.
alright real talk.
if that was you 6 months ago then you aren't anywhere near your genetic limit. But I doubt anyone here will convince you otherwise, so here is some actual advice in case you decide to do this.
I'm going to guess you are doing steroids for purely aesthetic personal purposes and not to compete in a BB competition or anything. Whatever, I'm just going to warn you what you are getting into if you are serious about this. I was into power lifting in college so I was hanging around a crowd which had some people who ran cycles.
That shit is expensive. Like really expensive. One of my friends ran a cycle and it cost him $1,100 a month. You can't just blast test and expect yourself to live past 50. You are gonna need Depo, Proviron, Stanozol and Nolvadex. If you think it doesn't cost that much you need to do actual research to see how much shit you have to buy to do a decent cycle that won't leave you with small tits from the lack of testosterone you gonna produce after. If your dude is selling this shit to you for very little money, chances are he doesn't know what he is talking about and you are about to permanently fuck up your body. If you are serious about this, wait 4 months before taking it. Do as much research as possible. Test your natural test levels, look up to see if your family has history of heart conditions, and read as much as you can.
It's true that some people can take steroids safely with no repercussions. But I see absolutely 0 reason that you would risk it because steroids might ruin your natural testosterone levels for the REST OF YOUR LIFE.
You've probably already read that steroids can increase the risks of heart problems and test levels in an average individual so I'm not going to use that to try to convince you otherwise.
If you are taking these to look better and have a better body, they could end up making you much uglier. Many adults (especially males) who take steroids get extremely bad acne on their body. Like, imagine you are a 15 year old hormonal teenager who rubbed pizza grease on his face before he went to bed and that is what it will look like all over your back and shoulders (and maybe even upper arms and chest).
They can also greatly speed up balding. If your parents are starting to bald and are middle aged, steroids will make you start balding before you even reach 30. And there is no way to counter this. Nothing in your average cycle will combat balding.
Increased test will also permanently alter your jaw line. It's going to make you have an extremely square face. and there is no way to tell whether or not this will look bad before you start taking steroids, so once you have a cave man jaw, you are stuck with that shit for life unless you undergo INCREDIBLY expensive cosmetic jaw surgery.
Depending on your body's current hormonal balance, steroids also have a high chance of increased estrogen in your body. That means your breasts will literally start to develop into those of a girl going through the early stages of puberty. The only way to reverse this once your tits start to grow is surgery which can cost upwards of 2000 dollars.
Please don't do this, one of my friend's permanently fucked up his body just so he could look huge in college at parties. It really isn't worth it.
alright so that's a really genuine and good post and i feel bad that u typed it because I posted a picture of caffeine pills and olive oil
alright so that's a really genuine and good post and i feel bad that u typed it because I posted a picture of caffeine pills and olive oil
you guys are getting trolled so hard by this guy lmao...but the thing is, his trolls aren't even funny???
edit: lol^^
you guys are getting trolled so hard by this guy lmao...but the thing is, his trolls aren't even funny???
edit: lol^^
Thats said a lot of what you typed isnt right
A basic test e cycle is only a couple hundred dollars including blood tests and needles and PCT. More expensive compounds would cost more but $1100 is a serious cycle and yr guy was doing some heavy shit.
Gonadal atrophy takes several weeks to begin and depends on test levels being spiked so long that spermatogenesis stops. With basic PCT and a light cycle containing routine blood work (or jizzing in a petri dish) youd be able to tell if sides are getting bad.
Acne is mostly a result of genetic factors but AIs can help. In general its a mild side for most guys
Heart and CV effects are mostly from tren. Longterm blasts can cause cardio hypertrophy but youd need to blast for years at nutty rates.
Finasteride is easy to get and stops test from aromatizing to DHT and stops balding in most guys. It can potentially cause dick probs if you fuck the dosage tho
Aromatase inhibtors and estrogen blpckers are sold with most cycles now and its why anyone who isnt a dipshit gets monthly blood tests. Its not hard to control estrogen, just requires observation. Even if gyno develops you can reverse it by upping AIs and dropping estrogen levels as long as you dont wait too long
Thats said a lot of what you typed isnt right
A basic test e cycle is only a couple hundred dollars including blood tests and needles and PCT. More expensive compounds would cost more but $1100 is a serious cycle and yr guy was doing some heavy shit.
Gonadal atrophy takes several weeks to begin and depends on test levels being spiked so long that spermatogenesis stops. With basic PCT and a light cycle containing routine blood work (or jizzing in a petri dish) youd be able to tell if sides are getting bad.
Acne is mostly a result of genetic factors but AIs can help. In general its a mild side for most guys
Heart and CV effects are mostly from tren. Longterm blasts can cause cardio hypertrophy but youd need to blast for years at nutty rates.
Finasteride is easy to get and stops test from aromatizing to DHT and stops balding in most guys. It can potentially cause dick probs if you fuck the dosage tho
Aromatase inhibtors and estrogen blpckers are sold with most cycles now and its why anyone who isnt a dipshit gets monthly blood tests. Its not hard to control estrogen, just requires observation. Even if gyno develops you can reverse it by upping AIs and dropping estrogen levels as long as you dont wait too long
I like pretending to be a retard because its fun to come up with really dumb arguments/questions
Steroids is because i think theyre really interesting so ive been learning about them for the past few weeks
I like pretending to be a retard because its fun to come up with really dumb arguments/questions
Steroids is because i think theyre really interesting so ive been learning about them for the past few weeks
eeethat seems like a good reason to start taking steroids
r u upset im going to be bigger than you?
youve been lifting for longer than me and im still bigger than you smh
[quote=eee]that seems like a good reason to start taking steroids
r u upset im going to be bigger than you?[/quote]
youve been lifting for longer than me and im still bigger than you smh
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10606448
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eeeI like pretending to be a retard because its fun to come up with really dumb arguments/questions
Steroids is because i think theyre really interesting so ive been learning about them for the past few weeks
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/738/025/db0.jpg
[quote=eee]I like pretending to be a retard because its fun to come up with really dumb arguments/questions
Steroids is because i think theyre really interesting so ive been learning about them for the past few weeks[/quote]
[img]http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/738/025/db0.jpg[/img]
eeeI've been lifting 2.5 years
stay small :)
you're lying to yourself if you think you've been putting in the work for that long and getting these results
[quote=eee]I've been lifting 2.5 years
stay small :)[/quote]
you're lying to yourself if you think you've been putting in the work for that long and getting these results
Im bigger and stronger than the majority of the guys at my gym tho?
Im bigger and stronger than the majority of the guys at my gym tho?
i watched the video you posted like less than a week ago of you squatting, im aware that you probably look bigger irl than in the video. also you were squatting 245 granted that's not bad, but if you haven't been slackin after 2.5 years you can expect alot more.( I assume that you normally train with weight around there because you said it was a video so you could see your form)
i watched the video you posted like less than a week ago of you squatting, im aware that you probably look bigger irl than in the video. also you were squatting 245 granted that's not bad, but if you haven't been slackin after 2.5 years you can expect alot more.( I assume that you normally train with weight around there because you said it was a video so you could see your form)