My name way pyrotechnicallyinsane but that was too long so now it's pyrotechnic.

bfa = ballad of fallen angels

Dad picked it bevause he grew up in Brooklyn, I stole it from him when I was 13 or so

My real name is Jon, but pronounced as "yawn"

shortened on tftv but its supposed to be Mr. Fahrenheit from the song Don't Stop Me Now by Queen because freddie mercury was a human adonis and queen is great

also thank you ubisoft

Wafu is the less narcissistic form of WafuTheKing. I always used to call waffles wafus for some strange reason as a child and it stuck with me.

I'm fond of the DragonBros character of the same name, even though there's not a whole lot to the character(s)

waiting for condoM

My middle name is Max and people always add y to then end of names (e.g.Dan -> Danny )
Maxy looked weird to I changed to Maxi

CoD video where someone had the name bot1. Standard troll video format where some guy would pretend to be an actual recruit bot in MW2
Never was into those troll videos but I kind of liked the idea of having that name
When I got my own laptop and installed Steam I made my name bot1
After a couple of months of playing TF2 people in pubs started calling me a hacker because of my name
Got annoying so I made it 1tob for a while and later removed the 1 which made it Tob

edit: I couldn't find the original video anymore but I did find a video from the same guy. Perhaps the original was removed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_Qh6zmlxl4

GABBY IS CRAZY!! (btw gabby is gabby, i can use her first name because we are tight like that. yeah i know open players but its not a big deal dude its whatever to me lol)

i signed up for a porn site but didnt want to use my regular handle

There's a French/Belgian comic (Ric Hochet) and for some reason there was a character called Aubriac, I thought it was an interesting name.

united states flag nickname is "old glory" so i got that and after some time i removed the "old"

happy july 4th

my xbl name was boring potato which was an awful name

then i got steam and changed it to protato which was also an awful name

then i changed it to pr because it was only 1/3 as awful as the original name but is still awful

http://cdn.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/01100.gif

shortened cause i thought 3 letter aliases were cool

I absolutely hate how I got mine, but basically when I started playing I thought eksdee pedo names were funny in pubs.
http://logs.tf/145077?highlight=76561198079061718
Then I logged into ETF2L for the first time and joined a team, soon realising my name was fucking stupid and I needed a proper one. I was talking to someone in my team and said how about I just shorten it a bit.
And so, I changed it to Funfun and then eventually Funs. It sort of caught on and I haven't changed it since.

tl;dr I was 12 shut up

inside joke from a long time ago had my friends call me "officer brown" for like a month

when I was trying to think of a username I thought about that and put the word "officer" into google translate and got "Swyddog"

I used that one for a while before eventually shortening it to just "swy"

That's Welsh haha, best language ever

i appreciate birds and i wanted something soft to say that nobody has had a bad experience with, it used to be owlspeak because i like owls, but now that's stuck as my twitch name/id

Hung out with South Americans at school who would always call me quica (never knew how to spell it though and they refused to tell me)
Turns out its either this ugly bastard

http://www.planet-mammiferes.org/Photos/Marsup/Didelph/PhilOpo7.jpg

or this one

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0YH_9b63lrw/Tms61YnqHAI/AAAAAAAADiE/V5JG7F2jpJI/s1600/Didelphis%2Bvirginiana.jpg

i donated to some community server and then you could spam the fuck out of different voice commands like "guts and glory" for demoman and it sounded like "gatsan gloree" so I just changed my name permanently to "gatsan"
fucking stupid name honestly

I found a name generator a few years ago that uses your first letter of your first and last name (like this http://i.imgur.com/9gFHqJS.png ) that tells your "fictional world." Mine was something like "The land of wind and cubes" changed my steam name to that, and it stuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u62f0W0PDg

Started as Cheesymcnuggets123 which came from my high school best friend telling me about how every Tuesday he would go to mcdonalds with his grandma and she would order mcnuggets every time and she always brought a bag of cheese in her purse to put all over her nuggets

sometime after I was getting into competitive I started to think Cheesymcnuggets123 was too immature so I was searching for an alternative for the mcnugget part since everyone called me Cheesy for short I tried a few like Cheesymcducky or Cheesymcsleepy nothing ever stuck until I was trying to peel an orange and it was really fucking hard so I got 1 chopstick and a toothpick and started stabbing it and peeling it

at the time I was thinking "damn that was really smart just like that macgyver guy" and bang CheesyMacgyver

I'm a retard

random word generator, this name is not too common from what i have seen and i liked the way it looked and sounded so stuck with it.

im not a fan of the definition, but whatever.

i worked at a day camp and all the counselors had nature names that the kids called them and mine was owl

my old alias on xbox and stuff was oryourmoneyback and its still my twitch name but people thought i was money_b so i never went by it

i was never named mr_owl anywhere but on tftv bc owl was taken if anyone calls me mr owl they deserve death more than i do which is a lot

my playstyle

i changed my alias to variable which was a pretty cringey name looking back and one of my close friends just shortened it to vari which i thought sounded a lot better so i just stuck with it.

most of my past aliases have been thought up by my friends actually, lol.