Oh boy.

Hi, I'm Kohaku. You might recognize me as a savagely funny TF.TV poster, leader of the trans-autistic railroad (worst flank in playoffs!), former scout of the world-famous Invite Spacebots roster, or all three. Either way, I returned at the beginning of Season 12 to a not-so-dazzling comeback--I'm honestly a pretty unremarkable Scout and don't feel like I've really gone beyond playoff Open/low IM level over the course of these past two seasons. It's not hard to see why; TF2 has mostly been just an evening distraction for me to hang out with friends when I'm not studying or editing things and I haven't really been practicing that much, and I'm OK with that.

However, university ends for me next Tuesday and I'm in a position to give a fuck again and actually be able to put the time in and practice. [b]Basically, I want an Invite-level scout to sit down with me[/b], watch a demo or two so you can talk to me about why I'm shit and how I can improve, and maybe spec a scrim or something if you want next weekish. The most important part about playing to me is having fun, but to be perfectly honest I want to taste feeling like I'm gaining exceptional, palpable player progression again. Not to say that I was actually Invite level when I was the Spacebots' main scout--none of us were except maybe kwazi--but I'm ready to put the time in and get out of this "high Open" mindset I find myself hoping I won't perpetually occupy, help my team shit on nerds, and hopefully not totally fucking beef it in playoffs again.

Please help me. I'll be a good mentee, I swear. In return for your services I promise I'll introduce you to some truly life-changing anime and your IQ probably won't drop by any alarming amount.