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my fucked up tf2 story. nothing ever goes my way.
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my medic gave me that übercharge but a pyro airblasted me away , resulting in 0 kills
as soon as i was about to bakstab the enemy medic, some spychecking bastard caught me and stopped me
in a sniper vs sniper faceoff, i got the first headshot, turns out the enemy sniper was overhealed by themer medic which made it all pointless and he could easily get the second scope to kill me, as my medic did not heal me at all
as an engineer i built an indomitable sentry nest which a single spy turned into a pile of rubble thanks to my pyro who did not spycheck
in badwater i was leading the scoreboard by a long shot, but it didnt mean much as the rest of the team was afk and trading items in spawn. when i told them to stop this bullshit and get to fighting, i waws votekicked
my team didnt have a medic so i took up the mantle, but nobody wanted to protect me and had an " every man for himself " mindset. and it doesnt take a genius to guess the outcome of that match.
when i looked at my inventory and saw my items were lacking, i decided to get into trading but i got scammed by some piece of shit who said he'd hook me up with killstreaks but stabbed me in the back. don't trust "Shooter Born In Kuwait" STEAMID:76530986 report that motherfucker too
i was hoping for an AWPer hand so I crafted most of my sniper items, but all I got was an bazaar bargain and I can't play sniper again until I get my weapons back.
i played pybro to attempt to protect my engineer and his sentry nest but the enemy spy was an veteran and trickstabbed me.
most medics refuse to heal me as i lack unusuals or many fancy items, and even the generous ones give up on me quickly when they realize i dont bring in kills.
when my entire team was spectating me I lost an 1v1 to an scout with low health and forced to listen to my teammates abuse.
i got a game in which my team was excellent, every body was coordinating, medics giving out heals indiscriminately, engineers singing songs while their sentries suppressed the enemy and even the heavies taking a break from farming kills to give u a sandwich in time of need. then i got autobalanced.
i was showcased in a TF2 youtubers video when perfoming poorly and humiliated in front of the entier community.
i tested my luck with unboxes but all i got was an strange soda popper and some shitty hat which i immediately crafted and got an even worse one.
when i played in 'pugchamp' i was ridiculed by the players there for not having sifficuent skill and subsequently banned
my aim wasnt good enough so i went to MGE where I was told I could improve, but I could only face against veteran players and when I asked for tips they shit down my throat and told me to leave.
my FPS wasnt cutting it, so I got an config but it did not boost my frames whatsoever.
being wrongfully banned from every community server, i was forced into casual where hacker bots were abundant and rarely i got to play a single match without them, where surely an tryhard lime scout would make short work of me and my team anyway
no matter how many guides I watched on how to become a better player, none of them helped me and I stay at my miserable skill level,
asking b4nny for tips on his streams I was called a "retarded F2P piece of shit" and told to go elsewhere.
on upward i tryed to do a rocket jump i saw on youtube but i flew off the cliff and died.
even when playing against bots in practice mode I have an negative kill to death ratio.
when the team needs a scapegoat to blame for their loss, im the one who gets fingers pointed at him.
i was about to win a battle against an tryhard soldier after being dominated by him the whole game, but he got a random crit and then taunted me.
even though my entire team is in sight, the enemy sniper always picks me out of the crowd and headshoots me.
although my lack of skill i was able to win games thanks to the party of ppl which i played but they left TF2 to play counter strike 2 and so I was left to fend for myself in this hellscape.
i tryed to micspam my cool music on the voice chat but i was immediately kicked for spamming although they were perfectly fine with other people doing it.
i consider it a miracle if i can ever grab an healthpack as scouts and spies steal it right from my hands every time i need one.
i cannot play on uncletopia servers as I have bad internet and constantly get kicked for having too high pingg, even on the servers closest to my region.
if i ever try to advise my team on what to do in voice chat, i quickly get told to shut up and kicked if i dont.
i am constantly forced to watch as players with expensivve hats get healed by medics while I'm left to rot.
during the halloween event, i was not able to finish my contracts even though i took time off work to try to complete them all. when i tried to find people to help me all i got was cold shoulders and mean mugs.
even an F2P can easily kill me although they just started playing the game .
I have to wear an gibous to make it look like I'm an new player, as my performance would be even more embarrassing otherwise.
I cannot escape the tryhards and the bullshit even if I try to be friendly, I'll be met with bloodlust.
certain groups of players see me as a bad omen and have me on their shitlist, i quickly get kicked if im unfortunate enough to be on the same team as them.
every TF2 update inches me closer to not being able to play the game as I only have 100MB of disk space left and cannot delete system files to save space\
a player dueled me in a match with the minigame item, and i accepted hoping it would be an honorable battle but it turns out the bitch had paid for a pocket medic and hid in spawn the whole game after getting one kill on me.

my medic gave me that übercharge but a pyro airblasted me away , resulting in 0 kills
as soon as i was about to bakstab the enemy medic, some spychecking bastard caught me and stopped me
in a sniper vs sniper faceoff, i got the first headshot, turns out the enemy sniper was overhealed by themer medic which made it all pointless and he could easily get the second scope to kill me, as my medic did not heal me at all
as an engineer i built an indomitable sentry nest which a single spy turned into a pile of rubble thanks to my pyro who did not spycheck
in badwater i was leading the scoreboard by a long shot, but it didnt mean much as the rest of the team was afk and trading items in spawn. when i told them to stop this bullshit and get to fighting, i waws votekicked
my team didnt have a medic so i took up the mantle, but nobody wanted to protect me and had an " every man for himself " mindset. and it doesnt take a genius to guess the outcome of that match.
when i looked at my inventory and saw my items were lacking, i decided to get into trading but i got scammed by some piece of shit who said he'd hook me up with killstreaks but stabbed me in the back. don't trust "Shooter Born In Kuwait" STEAMID:76530986 report that motherfucker too
i was hoping for an AWPer hand so I crafted most of my sniper items, but all I got was an bazaar bargain and I can't play sniper again until I get my weapons back.
i played pybro to attempt to protect my engineer and his sentry nest but the enemy spy was an veteran and trickstabbed me.
most medics refuse to heal me as i lack unusuals or many fancy items, and even the generous ones give up on me quickly when they realize i dont bring in kills.
when my entire team was spectating me I lost an 1v1 to an scout with low health and forced to listen to my teammates abuse.
i got a game in which my team was excellent, every body was coordinating, medics giving out heals indiscriminately, engineers singing songs while their sentries suppressed the enemy and even the heavies taking a break from farming kills to give u a sandwich in time of need. then i got autobalanced.
i was showcased in a TF2 youtubers video when perfoming poorly and humiliated in front of the entier community.
i tested my luck with unboxes but all i got was an strange soda popper and some shitty hat which i immediately crafted and got an even worse one.
when i played in 'pugchamp' i was ridiculed by the players there for not having sifficuent skill and subsequently banned
my aim wasnt good enough so i went to MGE where I was told I could improve, but I could only face against veteran players and when I asked for tips they shit down my throat and told me to leave.
my FPS wasnt cutting it, so I got an config but it did not boost my frames whatsoever.
being wrongfully banned from every community server, i was forced into casual where hacker bots were abundant and rarely i got to play a single match without them, where surely an tryhard lime scout would make short work of me and my team anyway
no matter how many guides I watched on how to become a better player, none of them helped me and I stay at my miserable skill level,
asking b4nny for tips on his streams I was called a "retarded F2P piece of shit" and told to go elsewhere.
on upward i tryed to do a rocket jump i saw on youtube but i flew off the cliff and died.
even when playing against bots in practice mode I have an negative kill to death ratio.
when the team needs a scapegoat to blame for their loss, im the one who gets fingers pointed at him.
i was about to win a battle against an tryhard soldier after being dominated by him the whole game, but he got a random crit and then taunted me.
even though my entire team is in sight, the enemy sniper always picks me out of the crowd and headshoots me.
although my lack of skill i was able to win games thanks to the party of ppl which i played but they left TF2 to play counter strike 2 and so I was left to fend for myself in this hellscape.
i tryed to micspam my cool music on the voice chat but i was immediately kicked for spamming although they were perfectly fine with other people doing it.
i consider it a miracle if i can ever grab an healthpack as scouts and spies steal it right from my hands every time i need one.
i cannot play on uncletopia servers as I have bad internet and constantly get kicked for having too high pingg, even on the servers closest to my region.
if i ever try to advise my team on what to do in voice chat, i quickly get told to shut up and kicked if i dont.
i am constantly forced to watch as players with expensivve hats get healed by medics while I'm left to rot.
during the halloween event, i was not able to finish my contracts even though i took time off work to try to complete them all. when i tried to find people to help me all i got was cold shoulders and mean mugs.
even an F2P can easily kill me although they just started playing the game .
I have to wear an gibous to make it look like I'm an new player, as my performance would be even more embarrassing otherwise.
I cannot escape the tryhards and the bullshit even if I try to be friendly, I'll be met with bloodlust.
certain groups of players see me as a bad omen and have me on their shitlist, i quickly get kicked if im unfortunate enough to be on the same team as them.
every TF2 update inches me closer to not being able to play the game as I only have 100MB of disk space left and cannot delete system files to save space\
a player dueled me in a match with the minigame item, and i accepted hoping it would be an honorable battle but it turns out the bitch had paid for a pocket medic and hid in spawn the whole game after getting one kill on me.
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#2
-3 Frags +

didnt read but sorry that happened to you

didnt read but sorry that happened to you
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#3
-2 Frags +

add me man and Ill see if I can help you out with getting some of your stuff back, show you some other more chill servers and what not. sorry you had a bad time.If we cant get your stuff back, Ill buy you some new items or a unusual or something when I get paid from work.

add me man and Ill see if I can help you out with getting some of your stuff back, show you some other more chill servers and what not. sorry you had a bad time.If we cant get your stuff back, Ill buy you some new items or a unusual or something when I get paid from work.
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#4
46 Frags +
Brockadd me man and Ill see if I can help you out with getting some of your stuff back.

you can give me ur items
I want your Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker, Genuine BlapBash Backer 2022, Genuine Florida LAN 2015, Competitive Matchmaking Beta Pass and Fancy Spellbook

[quote=Brock]add me man and Ill see if I can help you out with getting some of your stuff back.[/quote]
you can give me ur items
I want your Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker, Genuine BlapBash Backer 2022, Genuine Florida LAN 2015, Competitive Matchmaking Beta Pass and Fancy Spellbook
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#5
-4 Frags +
superherotf2Brockadd me man and Ill see if I can help you out with getting some of your stuff back.you can give me ur items
I want your Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker, Genuine BlapBash Backer 2022, Genuine Florida LAN 2015, Competitive Matchmaking Beta Pass and Fancy Spellbook

I cant give you untradables but ill hook you up bud, sorry you had a bad time. Ill show you the mvm crew for the potato servers, if you complete their events, you get medals for it.

I got you some vintage level 100 hats that are worth a 100 bucks, just dont trade them. The trick with trading is keeping everything you get, don't pawn or trade your stuff away. its treasure. the more you keep, the more its value goes up and it helps the economy in the game.

[quote=superherotf2][quote=Brock]add me man and Ill see if I can help you out with getting some of your stuff back.[/quote]
you can give me ur items
I want your Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker, Genuine BlapBash Backer 2022, Genuine Florida LAN 2015, Competitive Matchmaking Beta Pass and Fancy Spellbook[/quote]

I cant give you untradables but ill hook you up bud, sorry you had a bad time. Ill show you the mvm crew for the potato servers, if you complete their events, you get medals for it.

I got you some vintage level 100 hats that are worth a 100 bucks, just dont trade them. The trick with trading is keeping everything you get, don't pawn or trade your stuff away. its treasure. the more you keep, the more its value goes up and it helps the economy in the game.
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#6
36 Frags +
Brocksuperherotf2Brockadd me man and Ill see if I can help you out with getting some of your stuff back.you can give me ur items
I want your Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker, Genuine BlapBash Backer 2022, Genuine Florida LAN 2015, Competitive Matchmaking Beta Pass and Fancy Spellbook

I cant give you untradables.

Bastard

[quote=Brock][quote=superherotf2][quote=Brock]add me man and Ill see if I can help you out with getting some of your stuff back.[/quote]
you can give me ur items
I want your Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker, Genuine BlapBash Backer 2022, Genuine Florida LAN 2015, Competitive Matchmaking Beta Pass and Fancy Spellbook[/quote]

I cant give you untradables.[/quote]


Bastard
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#7
-8 Frags +
superherotf2Brocksuperherotf2Brockadd me man and Ill see if I can help you out with getting some of your stuff back.you can give me ur items
I want your Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker, Genuine BlapBash Backer 2022, Genuine Florida LAN 2015, Competitive Matchmaking Beta Pass and Fancy Spellbook

I cant give you untradables.

Bastard

I dont control that stuff bud, those medals are for FLAN, when I attended Orlando Lan. Like my kritzkast hat, its not tradable because it was an award I got for being interviewed on the podcast talking about making the poster and stuff.
The vintage hats I got are worth a lot, just save them. Dont trade them bud.

[quote=superherotf2][quote=Brock][quote=superherotf2][quote=Brock]add me man and Ill see if I can help you out with getting some of your stuff back.[/quote]
you can give me ur items
I want your Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker, Genuine BlapBash Backer 2022, Genuine Florida LAN 2015, Competitive Matchmaking Beta Pass and Fancy Spellbook[/quote]

I cant give you untradables.[/quote]


Bastard[/quote]

I dont control that stuff bud, those medals are for FLAN, when I attended Orlando Lan. Like my kritzkast hat, its not tradable because it was an award I got for being interviewed on the podcast talking about making the poster and stuff.
The vintage hats I got are worth a lot, just save them. Dont trade them bud.
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#8
25 Frags +
Brocksuperherotf2Brocksuperherotf2Brockadd me man and Ill see if I can help you out with getting some of your stuff back.you can give me ur items
I want your Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker, Genuine BlapBash Backer 2022, Genuine Florida LAN 2015, Competitive Matchmaking Beta Pass and Fancy Spellbook

I cant give you untradables.

Bastard

I dont control that stuff bud, those medals are for FLAN, when I attended Orlando Lan. Like my kritzkast hat, its not tradable because it was an award I got for being interviewed on the podcast talking about making the poster and stuff.
The vintage hats I got are worth a lot, just save them. Dont trade them bud.

Messsage steam support. they'll make it tradable for you. Then you can give me the items.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e6/27/49/e62749aa8c8fe040ad4deb183cba40f5.jpg

[quote=Brock][quote=superherotf2][quote=Brock][quote=superherotf2][quote=Brock]add me man and Ill see if I can help you out with getting some of your stuff back.[/quote]
you can give me ur items
I want your Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker, Genuine BlapBash Backer 2022, Genuine Florida LAN 2015, Competitive Matchmaking Beta Pass and Fancy Spellbook[/quote]

I cant give you untradables.[/quote]


Bastard[/quote]

I dont control that stuff bud, those medals are for FLAN, when I attended Orlando Lan. Like my kritzkast hat, its not tradable because it was an award I got for being interviewed on the podcast talking about making the poster and stuff.
The vintage hats I got are worth a lot, just save them. Dont trade them bud.[/quote]

Messsage steam support. they'll make it tradable for you. Then you can give me the items.
[img]https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e6/27/49/e62749aa8c8fe040ad4deb183cba40f5.jpg[/img]
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#9
-11 Frags +

they wont do it dude. trust me. I'm making a video about the bot situation with carpet, and hopefully it will wake valve up so you can have casual back.

they wont do it dude. trust me. I'm making a video about the bot situation with carpet, and hopefully it will wake valve up so you can have casual back.
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#10
14 Frags +

https://www.4kq.com.au/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2019/06/51055251_l.jpg?crop=0,0,100,84&resize=2400,1350&quality=75

[img]https://www.4kq.com.au/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2019/06/51055251_l.jpg?crop=0,0,100,84&resize=2400,1350&quality=75[/img]
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#11
20 Frags +

Brock you are getting trolled, buddy

Brock you are getting trolled, buddy
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#12
-5 Frags +
DCSBrock you are getting trolled, buddy

pretty lame. this forum is a shitshow.

[quote=DCS]Brock you are getting trolled, buddy[/quote]

pretty lame. this forum is a shitshow.
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#13
18 Frags +

brock...cmon bro lol...

brock...cmon bro lol...
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#14
15 Frags +

these posts make me miss depna no one could ever schitzopost like him man

these posts make me miss depna no one could ever schitzopost like him man
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#15
-8 Frags +

It’s really funny on the internet isn’t it!

It’s really funny on the internet isn’t it!
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#16
-13 Frags +

I love how the admins on this site dont do anything.

I love how the admins on this site dont do anything.
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#17
13 Frags +

best schizopost in a long time

best schizopost in a long time
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#18
10 Frags +

this thread is funny as fuck

this thread is funny as fuck
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