OH yea my friend also lobbed a wet piece of toilet paper over a stall and it landed on a kids head. i got in trouble too idek
One time i threw a potato chip at a black kid because it was lunch time and i thought it was funny. Apparently he was already super mad or something and he came over and started choking me out. Everyone told me i was laughing so i looked like a crazy person. The vice principle ran over and pulled him off of me and brought us both to the office. I thought that i was going to get a lunch duty. That's what usually happens when kids throw food or whatever. We both ended up getting suspended for 3 days....
My mom came in and tried to contest. She negotiated with the vice principle for the suspension to be lowered to 1 day. They told me i got suspended for starting a fight. I guess i did start a fight, but how was i supposed to know that this kid would go crazy and try and choke me? Lesson learned: People are unpredictable.
My mom came in and tried to contest. She negotiated with the vice principle for the suspension to be lowered to 1 day. They told me i got [b]suspended for starting a fight.[/b] I guess i did start a fight, but how was i supposed to know that this kid would go crazy and try and choke me? Lesson learned: People are unpredictable.
BobsledOne time i threw a potato chip at a black kid because it was lunch time and i thought it was funny. Apparently he was already super mad or something and he came over and started choking me out. Everyone told me i was laughing so i looked like a crazy person. The vice principle ran over and pulled him off of me and brought us both to the office. I thought that i was going to get a lunch duty. That's what usually happens when kids throw food or whatever. We both ended up getting suspended for 3 days....
My mom came in and tried to contest. She negotiated with the vice principle for the suspension to be lowered to 1 day. They told me i got suspended for starting a fight. I guess i did start a fight, but how was i supposed to know that this kid would go crazy and try and choke me? Lesson learned: People are unpredictable.
why the fuck would you throw a potato chip at somebody. you asked for a fight mate
My mom came in and tried to contest. She negotiated with the vice principle for the suspension to be lowered to 1 day. They told me i got [b]suspended for starting a fight.[/b] I guess i did start a fight, but how was i supposed to know that this kid would go crazy and try and choke me? Lesson learned: People are unpredictable.[/quote]
why the fuck would you throw a potato chip at somebody. you asked for a fight mate
frknBobsledOne time i threw a potato chip at a black kid because it was lunch time and i thought it was funny. Apparently he was already super mad or something and he came over and started choking me out. Everyone told me i was laughing so i looked like a crazy person. The vice principle ran over and pulled him off of me and brought us both to the office. I thought that i was going to get a lunch duty. That's what usually happens when kids throw food or whatever. We both ended up getting suspended for 3 days....why the fuck would you throw a potato chip at somebody. you asked for a fight mate
My mom came in and tried to contest. She negotiated with the vice principle for the suspension to be lowered to 1 day. They told me i got suspended for starting a fight. I guess i did start a fight, but how was i supposed to know that this kid would go crazy and try and choke me? Lesson learned: People are unpredictable.
Middle School. 7th grade. Everyone threw food.
My mom came in and tried to contest. She negotiated with the vice principle for the suspension to be lowered to 1 day. They told me i got [b]suspended for starting a fight.[/b] I guess i did start a fight, but how was i supposed to know that this kid would go crazy and try and choke me? Lesson learned: People are unpredictable.[/quote]
why the fuck would you throw a potato chip at somebody. you asked for a fight mate[/quote]
Middle School. 7th grade. Everyone threw food.
Got saturday school for eating lunch in the bandroom instead of the lunch room. I was just practicing my audition music and my band teacher said it was ok. When the hall monitors asked him he sold me out and said he never told me it was ok :(
In kindergarten I kicked a ball over a fence. At the end of the week I got a yellow badge instead of a green one D:. Later that same day my best friend kicked the ball at a special-ed kid and hit him the head. He was knocked out for a minute. Still got a green badge, WTF SCHOOL.
When I was in first grade I was on one of those kiddie playground things with the plastic platforms that look like mesh/chain link floors. I had a handful of sand and I released it through the flooring on top of a kindergarten kid.
I got detention.
I got detention.
There was a dunk tank on field day when I was in 3rd grade. I missed my throw then decided to run up and push the trigger to the dunk tank. I had to sit out the rest of the field day.
In 6th grade I was in the bathroom taking a piss. Some kid that used to mess with me all the time pushes me into the stall so I pee all over myself. I ended up getting him on the ground in a full nelson and my teacher had to pull me off of him. I didn't get in trouble and the kid got suspended for 2 days.
Pretty sure I already told this story on TFTV somewhere so I'll make it short: My sophomore year of high school we went our on annual trip to Jamestown, a soccer team we played twice a year that is over an hour away from our town. On the bus ride home I had to piss really bad so I went into a Gatorade bottle and (after a bit of peer pressure) threw it out the window of the bus. It ended up hitting the Varsity teams bus behind us and caused a stop in our trip. Both busses pulled over and my coach was infuriated. We ended up getting back to school at around 11pm. The next day we didn't have practice, our coach basically locked us in our locker room until someone fessed up to doing it. We're all pretty much buddies so no one said anything. We ended up having to do 2-3 mile Indian runs almost every practice for the rest of the season.
In 6th grade I was in the bathroom taking a piss. Some kid that used to mess with me all the time pushes me into the stall so I pee all over myself. I ended up getting him on the ground in a full nelson and my teacher had to pull me off of him. I didn't get in trouble and the kid got suspended for 2 days.
[i]Pretty sure I already told this story on TFTV somewhere so I'll make it short:[/i] My sophomore year of high school we went our on annual trip to Jamestown, a soccer team we played twice a year that is over an hour away from our town. On the bus ride home I had to piss really bad so I went into a Gatorade bottle and (after a bit of peer pressure) threw it out the window of the bus. It ended up hitting the Varsity teams bus behind us and caused a stop in our trip. Both busses pulled over and my coach was infuriated. We ended up getting back to school at around 11pm. The next day we didn't have practice, our coach basically locked us in our locker room until someone fessed up to doing it. We're all pretty much buddies so no one said anything. We ended up having to do 2-3 mile Indian runs almost every practice for the rest of the season.
2nd grade I didn't know what the negro really meant till one day I said it in gym and the gym teacher pulled me aside and told me what it really meant :s.
i pinched a kid on saint patricks day, whom was not wearing green, and got suspended for a day :/
Isn't America ranked like #30 something in the list of most funded/productive school systems throughout the world
Got suspended a week in kindergarten for racism.
I was asking my friends to build a sandcastle with me.
:(
I was asking my friends to build a sandcastle with me.
:(
blanketGot suspended a week in kindergarten for racism.
I was asking my friends to build a sandcastle with me.
:(
can you elaborate
i mean, i find that pretty hard to believe
I was asking my friends to build a sandcastle with me.
:([/quote]
can you elaborate
i mean, i find that pretty hard to believe
wblanket
i mean, i find that pretty hard to believe
sure
blanketGot suspended a week in kindergarten for racism.
I was asking my JEWISH SLAVES to build THE PYRAMIDS FOR me.
:(
i mean, i find that pretty hard to believe[/quote]
sure
[quote=blanket]Got suspended a week in kindergarten for racism.
I was asking my [size=16]JEWISH SLAVES[/size] to build [size=16]THE PYRAMIDS[/size] [size=16]FOR[/size] me.
:([/quote]
it was on 8th grade (sorry if my english is bad)
the teacher told the class to write in the computers a card for our main teacher in groups of 2. my friend and me wrote a very good and beautiful card. after that, we saved the file with the name "if you delete this file i'll kill you son of a b
". 2 months after we did that file the same teacher that told the class to write the card called my friend and me (and his mom, lol) asking us why and what does that mean.
at the end nothing happened because my friend said the truth and i just made look myself as an idiot and bad friend.
:D
the teacher told the class to write in the computers a card for our [b]main[/b] teacher in groups of 2. my friend and me wrote a very good and beautiful card. after that, we saved the file with the name "if you delete this file i'll kill you son of a b[spoiler]itch[/spoiler]". 2 months after we did that file the same teacher that told the class to write the card called my friend and me (and his mom, lol) asking us why and what does that mean.
at the end nothing happened because my friend said the truth and i just made look myself as an idiot and bad friend.
:D
in grade 7 one of my friends found a pocket knife outside during P.E. when he tried turning it in he got ISS even though it wasnt his and he was just trying to turn it in
Once at recess we found a dirty needle so we told a teacher. I had a small cut on my arm, so they assumed I was doing heroin and called my parents and asked them to test me.
Also, we were playing some review game in life science grade 8. The teacher separated the class into 2 groups, all the know-it-all tryhard kids on one side, and my friends and myself on the other. We were taking the game very lightly and still winning, despite them trying their hearts out. We started taunting them and a couple of kids were on the verge of tears. A friend threw a paper airplane and hit a kid in the leg, but he was so upset and desperate for us to lose that he screamed "MY EYE!!" The friend who threw the plane got ISS.
Also, we were playing some review game in life science grade 8. The teacher separated the class into 2 groups, all the know-it-all tryhard kids on one side, and my friends and myself on the other. We were taking the game very lightly and still winning, despite them trying their hearts out. We started taunting them and a couple of kids were on the verge of tears. A friend threw a paper airplane and hit a kid in the leg, but he was so upset and desperate for us to lose that he screamed "MY EYE!!" The friend who threw the plane got ISS.
Air_i had a rubber band once in 4th grade, and i planned to shoot it at my friend. this girl walked in front of me right before i did and it hit her in the eyeball, and then i just walked to my art class and pretended like nothing happened. since i pointed my finger like a gun, the principal tried to say i was a terrorist.
she was gone for a week and when she came back, she was wearing glasses, and she still has to.
i thought that thing teachers say about hitting someone in the eye with rubber bands was a myth
she was gone for a week and when she came back, she was wearing glasses, and she still has to.[/quote]
i thought that thing teachers say about hitting someone in the eye with rubber bands was a myth
In high school, I brought a toaster oven into AP government class and started making pop-tarts for everyone. Then some kid in the front row was like "I THINK I SMELL A FIRE."
The teacher started getting all suspicious, and in the commotion I forgot to stop the toaster from dinging before the next batch was ready. The jig was up. I offered the teacher a pop-tart, but he just gave me a month of detention. :(
The teacher started getting all suspicious, and in the commotion I forgot to stop the toaster from dinging before the next batch was ready. The jig was up. I offered the teacher a pop-tart, but he just gave me a month of detention. :(
-snip!- -posted when drunk, wasn't really a good idea-
WithADanceNumberI got a two day suspension for fingering my gf in the hallway. It was like 2 hours before school started, didn't think there was people there.
good for you thats fucking weird dude.
good for you thats fucking weird dude.
In Grade 7 I got ISS for giving a pen I was fooling around with in a French class back to my teacher for confiscation. She apparently thought I was trying to stab her with it. I don't even know. The rumors after that one were not fun. RIP
The ISS I probably deserved also happened in Grade 7 during music class. This music teacher we all hated was rambling on airily about lung capacity for instruments or something, so I stood up and yelled "I'LL SHOW YOU GOOD LUNGS" and blew into my palms really hard to make a cacophonous ripper fart noise. The class didn't stop laughing for a good 3 minutes, even after I got kicked out into the hall.
The ISS I probably deserved also happened in Grade 7 during music class. This music teacher we all hated was rambling on airily about lung capacity for instruments or something, so I stood up and yelled "I'LL SHOW YOU GOOD LUNGS" and blew into my palms really hard to make a cacophonous ripper fart noise. The class didn't stop laughing for a good 3 minutes, even after I got kicked out into the hall.
Oh shit I have like 40 of these. Let me join in the fun.
On my junior highschool year I had to skip a week in order to participate in an international math competition. In order to make up for the work I missed, I had to give a presentation (history class). When the time came, I stepped on the podium and made a crack about the professor not feeling like teaching today, and so I had to give this presentation. He ran to the person in charge on discipline and told him I had called him incompetent in front of another 40 kids who didn't hear me utter the word.
I got a note saying that one more fault and I would be expelled from school. I hadn't committed a single fault up to that point.
On my junior highschool year I had to skip a week in order to participate in an international math competition. In order to make up for the work I missed, I had to give a presentation (history class). When the time came, I stepped on the podium and made a crack about the professor not feeling like teaching today, and so I had to give this presentation. He ran to the person in charge on discipline and told him I had called him incompetent in front of another 40 kids who didn't hear me utter the word.
I got a note saying that one more fault and I would be expelled from school. I hadn't committed a single fault up to that point.
In 8th grade I was making a paper airplane in music class. The teacher wasn't paying attention at the time, so I decided to hit my friend with the airplane. I went to throw the thing and it took a sharp turn and went straight for the teacher. In the end the airplane missed the teacher but he thought i threw it at him on purpose. This cost me a week in detention for throwing a paper airplane.