Sad part is, this is true.

tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: It was a cold, wistful night.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Most boys and girls were fast asleep.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: But not the members of Jackson 9.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: The members of Jackson 9 were casually chatting in mumble, and Sai0 had just found out how to access the SuperUser account so he could manage mumble.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He could give people admin privileges, register and unregister people's names, etc.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Acclaim decided he wanted to troll these poor men.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Dial-Up kindly asked Sai0 if he could unregister his name so he could change his name from Dialup to Dial-Up. (He wanted the hyphen and the capital U.)
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: It all worked fine, Dialup was unregistered and ready to go with his new, fantastic name.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Until Acclaim striked.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Acclaim sat back in his computer chair, thinking of the awful things he could do for laughs and attention.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He had a brilliant idea: anger Dialup by changing his name to Dial-Up and joining mumble before the true Dial-Up could!
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He did so as skillfully and swiftly as one could imagine.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: In mumble, he waited a bit before speaking.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: "Hey guys!" said Acclaim.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: It gained him a few laughs, a bit of attention as well.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: However, it wasn't even remotely worth what followed.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Sai0 was getting angry and told Acclaim to change his name back, but Acclaim did what no one in their right minds would think of: register his name.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: The demons in hell roared, and Satan craftily cackled on his throne.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Sai0, getting frustrated, would not taking any more.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He banned Acclaim temporarily, and unregistered Dial-Up's name so the rightful Dial-Up could use it.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: A fire had started burning in Acclaim's heart, unfortunately.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He was angry.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: What was he going to do, you ask?
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He protested.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He started a protest with Anthony, and they protested and yelled and screamed for days, begging for the hyphen back.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Acclaim DID have it first, after all.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: What started off as a joke had become much more serious.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Acclaim left Jackson 9, taking Anthony with him.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Anthony recruited amazing silver sandbagging players on his team, the degenerate filth.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He made sure to leave some space open for those willing to betray Falcon for victory.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: First Gottam left, then Crayon.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Falcon and Sai0 were starting to lose hope.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Many other members left as well, they simply couldn't resist the temptation of victory and an amazing team.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: They threw their loyalty away like a dumpster baby. They had no honor left to dispose of.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Eventually, it was only Sai0 and Falcon.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: They had nothing.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Not food, not water, not a home.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: All they had was the team.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: And they barely had that anymore.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Sai0 tried to resist, he really did.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: But he couldn't.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Sai0 had been born with an innate fetish for medals and victory.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He wanted it so bad, he would give up the last scrap of trustworthiness and dignity he had.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Regretfully, he crawled into the mumble of the new team.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He tried to speak, but he was so choked up it was impossible.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He muttered the only thing that raced through his mind.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: "Sup winners."
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Falcon was hungry and alone.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He had nothing anymore.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Everyone had left him, everything had abandoned him.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He couldn't trust anybody except for himself.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He glanced over at the safe across his room.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: "Don't do it," he told himself.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He sat there for hours, for days, pondering his decision.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: That's when he decided to end it all.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Once he mustered up enough energy, he stood up and walked across the room.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He knew this combination by heart.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He knew that one day, he would need it.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He rotated it to 6.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: It made an audible click, he was correct so far.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Spinning the dial to 3, it produced another click.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He hesitated for a moment, then he kept on going.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: To 4, a click once again.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: One last digit.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: One number standing between this cruel world and freedom.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Spinning the dial to 9, he heard yet another click.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: A slight pull on the handle, and the safe creaked open.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: In it were a suicide note and .45 Winchester Magnum with a single round in it.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He let out a small sigh, and grabbed the suicide note he had written long ago, thinking he'd never need it.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He read through it one more time.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: "Mom, I know I don't tell you enough, but I love you. I love you. I love you so much more than you could ever know, than you could understand. I'm sorry it had to come to this, but it's the only option I have."
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He left it on his desk, where his mother could easily see it.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He picked up the magnum.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He didn't see it as some device that could cause pain to anyone.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He saw it as something that could set him free, that could break the worldly chains he was confined to.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He pointed the barrel into his mouth, closing his eyes and letting out a tear.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: This was it.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Squeezing the trigger, he felt no more pain.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: He went to a better place, full of joy and happiness.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: No more tears.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: A few hours later, his mother came home to this awful scene.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: She screamed, thinking that he had been murdered.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Then she saw the note.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: After reading it, she couldn't believe it.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: She couldn't believe that her son was capable of this.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: She didn't understand how much was bottled up inside, how much he hid behind every joke and laugh he told.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: She prayed to God, asking that if he was real, if she could be re-united with him some day.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: The new team, Mad Ado Disease was in mumble, laughing, passing around joints and beers and telling jokes.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: They had no idea of the tragedy that had just taken place.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: Falcon's soul had passed on, and every day he watched over them with happiness.
tipofthehats.org | Zigzati: This is what had happened.