would you give shaq a blowjob

#1

hooli

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for a million dollars?

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yes, you have to swallow

for a million dollars?

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[spoiler]yes, you have to swallow[/spoiler]

#2

iFY_

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you're dumb hooli

#3

kanon

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not again

#4

lemon_pulp

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I'd like to say that although a lot of people will just ignore this as a troll thread, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and actually take this situation into consideration.

There will be a chunk of people in any given population who will instantly refuse this sort of proposition because they are A. male and B. not homosexual. I am assuming you're proposing this to these people because girls don't exist on the internet and because (insert reason here).

Also, the fact that you must "swallow" implies you'll have to effectively blow Shaq well enough for him to reach an orgasm.

To say yes to this proposition is a direct assumption that 1 million dollars might be enough to ignore the given factors listed above. That would mean to accept this, you'd have to go through a session of horrifying sexual discomfort in the hopes that you can recover from the emotional scarring with what 1 million dollars can buy.

So I guess the question is, can 1 million dollars heal your emotional wounds and the taste of Shaq semen? I wouldn't bet on it.

I'd like to say that although a lot of people will just ignore this as a troll thread, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and actually take this situation into consideration.

There will be a chunk of people in any given population who will instantly refuse this sort of proposition because they are A. male and B. not homosexual. I am assuming you're proposing this to these people because girls don't exist on the internet and because (insert reason here).

Also, the fact that you must "swallow" implies you'll have to effectively blow Shaq well enough for him to reach an orgasm.

To say yes to this proposition is a direct assumption that 1 million dollars might be enough to ignore the given factors listed above. That would mean to accept this, you'd have to go through a session of horrifying sexual discomfort in the hopes that you can recover from the emotional scarring with what 1 million dollars can buy.

So I guess the question is, can 1 million dollars heal your emotional wounds and the taste of Shaq semen? I wouldn't bet on it.

#5

Fox

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one million dollars is one million dollars

#6

boppet

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he's 7ft tall i probably couldnt reach it anyway

#7

Hugh_Laurie

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i'm not gay but 1 mill is 1 mill

#8

Rick

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shaqs nut prolly has more pressure than a fire hose..

#9

stonedchinaman

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haaah gaaay!!!

#10

jake_des

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its 1 million dollars.. uh

#11

SocialistFish

35 Frags – +

if Shaq wants to spend a million dollars on a blow job I'm sure he could get someone who's better at it than I am

#12

Ragor

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*

#13

fight

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I know I'd kill an ant if you'd stop making threads

#14

yungsally

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FightmasterI know I'd kill an ant if you'd stop making threads

would a million dollars buy you that? someone make a thread

[quote=Fightmaster]I know I'd kill an ant if you'd stop making threads[/quote]
would a million dollars buy you that? someone make a thread

#15

BUICK

6 Frags – +

I'd do it for 100k.

#16

mustardoverlord

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I've heard that shaq's penis is actually fairly disappointing given his height and *cough* other factors

#17

KBlair

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http://i40.tinypic.com/23v0wlw.jpg

[img]http://i40.tinypic.com/23v0wlw.jpg[/img]

#18

Lactose

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http://whateverblog.dallasnews.com/files/2013/07/IMG_59131-500x375.jpg

my friend drinks this shit everyday and I'm 90% sure it's shaq's man juices with a little cream soda flavor in it.

[img]http://whateverblog.dallasnews.com/files/2013/07/IMG_59131-500x375.jpg[/img]

my friend drinks this shit everyday and I'm 90% sure it's shaq's man juices with a little cream soda flavor in it.

#19

mustardoverlord

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http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/03/twodel-tries-to-spoil-shaqs-birthday-by-saying-he-has-small-penis/

#20

thmpsn

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hooli do you think you're funny

#21

tri_

ESEA

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not that i care but didn't you once call out stultus for shitposting

http://teamfortress.tv/thread/6176/

not that i care but didn't you once call out stultus for shitposting

http://teamfortress.tv/thread/6176/

#22

null

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snapped like a twig

#23

alder

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but would i be able to give a million dollar blow job is a better question

are my blowjobs worth a million, no matter who i gave it to?

if i said yes but didnt feel like i earned the million dollars, would i be gay?

edit: fuck someone already basically said what i said except simpler and less stupid

but would i be able to give a million dollar blow job is a better question

are my blowjobs worth a million, no matter who i gave it to?

if i said yes but didnt feel like i earned the million dollars, would i be gay?

edit: fuck someone already basically said what i said except simpler and less stupid

#24

marmadukeGRYLLS

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no.

#25

defy

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tri_not that i care but didn't you once call out stultus for shitposting

http://teamfortress.tv/thread/6176/

damn hooli get fuckin destroyed

[quote=tri_]not that i care but didn't you once call out stultus for shitposting

http://teamfortress.tv/thread/6176/[/quote]

damn hooli get fuckin destroyed

#26

chezu

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnLeob-yd74

#27

hooli

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tri_not that i care but didn't you once call out stultus for shitposting

http://teamfortress.tv/thread/6176/

actually, i called stultus out for being not funny

[quote=tri_]not that i care but didn't you once call out stultus for shitposting

http://teamfortress.tv/thread/6176/[/quote]
actually, i called stultus out for being not funny

#28

413

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hoolitri_not that i care but didn't you once call out stultus for shitposting

http://teamfortress.tv/thread/6176/actually, i called stultus out for being not funny

Thankfully his point still stands because you aren't funny either.

[quote=hooli][quote=tri_]not that i care but didn't you once call out stultus for shitposting

http://teamfortress.tv/thread/6176/[/quote]
actually, i called stultus out for being not funny[/quote]
Thankfully his point still stands because you aren't funny either.

#29

shocka1

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It depends... Will this be televised? Or will I be able to finish the deed in private? 1 Million Dollars isn't enough, either way. If you jump into the tens of millions, I might consider it. I could also make up a lie and tell the public that I did it so I can donate 1 Million dollars to a charity I have always wanted to help out since adolescence. I'd be a role model for kids everywhere, that if you suck dick for money, at least you did it for a good cause...

wtf?

It depends... Will this be televised? Or will I be able to finish the deed in private? 1 Million Dollars isn't enough, either way. If you jump into the tens of millions, I might consider it. I could also make up a lie and tell the public that I did it so I can donate 1 Million dollars to a charity I have always wanted to help out since adolescence. I'd be a role model for kids everywhere, that if you suck dick for money, at least you did it for a good cause...

wtf?

#30

eulogy_

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Id do it for a charity