yaeh dude

sure go ahead dude tiny balls are cute

heart attacks

mostly due to poor cardio vascular health being compounded by unnecessarily high doses of hormones

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Nah bro, unless you lift already you just get really really fat. Maybe protein to start with but if you don't exercise you get fat too. I don't mean jogging for 20 minutes and calling it a day. A lot of things will cause organ damage if you don't hydrate enough. Even if you did lift, if you don't eat a lot, you don't gain any weight.

You can't really get swole without putting effort in.

Seriously, just work out and eat properly, it does wonders.

but im not gonna be big enough
like even people at the limit of natural fitness look fairly small

ask tm4

Men who take anabolic steroids may:

Develop breasts
Get painful erections
Have their testicles shrink
Have decreased sperm count
Become infertile
Become impotent

your choice son.

and almost all of those have to do with improper or uneven dosing :\

and its not like im gonna breed anyway rofl

You are not going to breed? So why do you even want to take steroids anyways? Are you gay? It is okay to be gay.

nah dude waifu4ever

Nigga you on a teamfortress 2 competitive forum at like 3 am. You ain't gonna take steroids and hulk out.

I think you underestimate what working out and eating properly can accomplish. Not every beefcake out there is poppin' roids.

But if all you want to do is be bigger, then you need to start by cultivating a tremendous amount of mass.

From what it sounds like, this is the look you're going for.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Dqh3pF9-LJo/UimQFUBoFwI/AAAAAAACITs/6l46nK7TO1M/s1600/HeJSi.gif

How the fuck can you seriously be considering steroids? Are you retarded?

It's not like it's some kind of miracle drug that immediately makes you massive. It will fuck you up. You are an idiot if you think that you won't have any problems. You aren't a doctor. You don't know shit.

ur not a doctor either lol
i just want to be big, what's the problem with taking steriods? im not even cheating in sports or anything, although literally every athlete that matters is juicing lol

dont be a retard.

Just taking steroids isn't going to make you big. You actually gotta put in effort and workout. Run the miles, lift the weights, etc.

Don't be so dumb.

i do push ups like 4 times a week is that enough?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=body+building+routine

You should not. But you definitely should not if your arn't already on a strict training regimen. I assume you aren't since you're on a competitive tf2 forum late at night. you aren't going to get huge by staying up at night on video game forums, even on steroids. most people that are huge from steroids are in the gym like 6+ hours a day.

stop.

have u ever been in a gym

Pretty sure its too late for that

did you get a gym membership for those 4 sets of pushups/week?

yeah
i needed a pt to get my form down

I'm getting the feeling like this is just some awful troll attempt.

I'm really hoping that it's not realistically possible for someone to be this fucking stupid.

but like if i just want to get as big as possible because it would make me happy
why shouldnt i pin?

Because getting as big as possible isn't going to make you happy. It's just an excuse you use to blame your unhappiness on. Your problem lies in deeper psychological issues.

Just like suicide isn't the answer, steroids are not the answer you're looking for.

thanks for telling me what my goals in life are dude wanna tell me what my major should be next?
i was thinking pre med but i guess i should let u decide :)