Avery star and jerma christmas

by rusemaster-pauladeen, 34s ago
Literature / Fan Fiction / Romance

AVERY STAR AND jERMA CHRISTMAS
get it bcuz "a very" haha

If you’ve been following the critically acclaimed starxjerma fanfiction series by the master of neo-classical literature, “rusemaster-pauladeen”, you will remember that star_ lives in almost CEASELESS distress and abuse. Ever since that fateful day in “peenybutt adventure”, he has been confined to jerma’s basement, where he lives out his days sustaining on urine and lubricated squash that he eats in reverse up his ass and out his mouth through a secret, ancient japanese technique that he learned from his girfriend. His sole beacon of hope in life is that one day the My Little Ponies© of myth and legend will come and wisk him away into a life of wonderment and fantasy.
Christmas eve was upon them, and star_ slept restlessly due to nightmares of ground beef and mal3la and cheese pizza. Christmas day was the day that Jerma had christened for extra-special atrocious beef jerky butt spankings, and star_ usually did not make it past noon without pausing for fresh, non gamer ass air, which prompted even more anussery from Jerma.
The morning dawn spelt different tides, star_ soon realized, as he did not awake to the egregious ænus expansion that was typical of this time of day. He rubbed the night from his eyes, and sat up in bed, still unsteady from the previous nights’ pick up game of Television Frontdoor 2. He went about his normal daily routine of Roblox, lubing, and reverse mouth shit eating anus squash, when he noticed that the sound of cars driving by outside, that he usually used to gauge whether there were other people on the planet, weren’t there.
He cautiously left the safety of the heavily boarded up cellar door to the grass outside, to discover that the rest of the neighborhood seemed to be totally deserted! He was overjoyed! Jerma had no doubt been torn down the 9 levels of hell in some form of biblical rapture event! He could finally beat him at lethal league! Star_ kissed the sweet earth and felt the emptiness of the sky and felt the rising and falling of his chest and he was man.
“Why hello there mister!” a hearty appleseeded voice beckoned from the road.
Star_ jumped and turned to discover a group of 6 multicolored ponies standing in front of his house, waving him over to them. His steady, hesitant walk soon turned into a brisk jog as his eyes melted to tears at the sight of them, wrapping them all in a firm embrace.
They, who would be his beautiful, loving companions in his long happy life, without the burden of other people in his world. Other people did not understand him; could not appreciate him; did not love him. They, on the other hand, were the warm, loving, My Little Ponies©, and would never make him pug with ma3la or sex him in the butt unless he kindof wanted them to do that.
And the SEX! How could he forget the sex! They would no doubt fulfill any and all perverse, deviant urges he could muster. Hot, steamy orgies with the whole of them! Personal, tender nights with each one of them alone! Twilight no doubt held a whole host of magical concoctions and spells designed for racy and lustful transformations and augmentations for maximum pleasure. The coming years spelled a personal heaven on earth for star_. Merry Christmas indeed!
“HIHIHIHIHI this is going to be so much FUN!” the pink party pony squealed, excitedly bounding up and down in star_’s warm embrace. “It’s just gonna be the seven of us for the time being! We’re gonna explore the WORLD and we’re gonna have so many adventures and just...WHEEEEEE”. Pinky began bouncing in a circle around the group.
“Oh you are truly the GENTLEMEN, dear, but we simply MUST do something about those clothes... and that hair...” Rarity bellowed, voice smooth and soft as velvet fabric.
“Um...Hi...” Fluttershy muttered, eyes making their way up star’s curvaceous form.
“Hello there! We’ve been waiting for you!” Twilight stated, strait as a ruler. “You’ve finally made it! You got everything you’ve ever wanted. You have the whole world to yourself, you have those you love more than anything else, you have nothing to lose.”
“Yeah” Pinky piped in. “Now this way you’ll never have to work to finding someone who truly completes you! You’ll just have us: a couple of multicolored fleshlights to play with until you die or we die, and this feeling of emptiness will torture you for the rest of your life!” Pinkie’s voice remained eerily cheerful and stagnant. “You’ll never have to make the decision whether to spend the rest of your life with this other person, and you’ll never have to get the feeling of unbelieveable, confident, satisfaction as you look deep into their eyes and they say ‘Yes!’. You’ll never have to create another human being with this person, and wonder about their potential and possibility, and watch them grow and develop their personality, and you’ll never get to watch this beautiful, intelligent individual you made accomplish something, or even grow to something greater than yourself. You’ll never have to grow old with someone you truly love and watch the irreversible march of time sweep in new generations and experiences and advances and watch the world’s magnetism switch and watch the date on the calendar change 200 years or even more or watch mankind achieve a deeper understanding of themselves or the rest of the universe never thought possible.”
“So we gon yiff er wut” ster assed
“k”
“k gud cuz im finna git ma FUCK on nameen”
then star and the horses walked off into the sunset becuz that bitch spent a whole day crying lmao
just then, jermas mom returned from the kitchen
“whoooo wants CUCUMBER?”