Get naked and go on Omegle.

If you want to get a girlfriend you probably want to forget everything you know about anime and japan other than your opinion on their food and that everybody looks like this. (-.-)

Stop trying to actively seek out qt3.14 girls like its some sort of quest.

fucking racist

I've lived long enough in europe to conclude everybody looks like this (o.o)

If you manage to get an actual girlfriend while having an anime girlfriend at the same time that would be fucking hilarious and you would be my hero.

Also saying all Asian people look Asian is like saying all black people are black what the fuck are you on about with racism lol.

put an ad on cragslist casual encounters containing your personal information with a header such as "looking to get tarred and pleasured" or "Want to ice skate or ski with a hung bear?" or "looking for a heroine to do the paronym of this sentences lexical subject with".

Might seem sketchy but honestly I've found my most meaningful relationships using this technique.

idk dude like i had an actual gf before while being a weeaboo but at the same time anime turned me gay so thats that

ok i just realised i misread ur post but w/e

why do you need your girl to be small and cute? big women all the way eyyy <3

This is one of those things that if you have to ask how, then you ain't doing it right

http://media.giphy.com/media/YgFOWuro8d20w/giphy.gif

so its politically incorrect to prefer preteens? these whale like western whores are taking it too far...

http://i59.tinypic.com/2vaz42c.jpg

The problem isn't that he's asking, it's who he's asking.

dont bother all that will happen is your heart will break

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Become the seahorse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaVaLPrzIy0

http://i61.tinypic.com/969ws7.jpg

Quit trolling and try for once There's a lot of them and most of them want a soulmate so even if you' jist findre not good at talking or sports you can just find yourself someone similar, your own introvertic couch potatoe to play games with.

Wanting small girls for the sake of being small is like reversed daddy issues rofl

Ur getting cucked by anime lmao

http://www.troll.me/images/10-guy/hit-her-right-in-the-meat-unit.jpg

I'd rather have a big butt on my lap than a twig, preference I guess!

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i bet u also wished u had a vagina xd

All booty is good booty.

Show em your most valuable magic cards

How to get girlfriend:

Step 1: Draw pictures of your self either in anime style or as a furry.

Step 2: Post it on deviantart and add a description where you explain how bad you are at drawing and how much much the character represents your deep and emotional personality that no one IRL knows about.

Step 3: Write a poems about how no one understands your feelings and post them everywhere.

Step 4: Bathe in girlfriends.

I tried this and I'm currently covered in so many girls I can't breathe send help

http://i.imgur.com/Hrdi6Nu.jpg