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How to get a girlfriend? (tips and tricks)
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#61
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http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbj1blZe9v1qbill8.jpg

[img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbj1blZe9v1qbill8.jpg[/img]
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#62
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PankeymanHow can you deny this hotness?
http://i.imgur.com/wPHQKGi.jpg

Well you see first off I'm not a pedophile.

[quote=Pankeyman]How can you deny this hotness?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/wPHQKGi.jpg[/img][/quote]
Well you see first off I'm not a pedophile.
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#63
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honestly i just assume anyone who is into asian girls or anime girls has a small dick and is trying to compensate by getting into girls who look like children

honestly i just assume anyone who is into asian girls or anime girls has a small dick and is trying to compensate by getting into girls who look like children
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#64
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Mr_Owlhonestly i just assume anyone who is into asian girls or anime girls has a small dick and is trying to compensate by getting into girls who look like children

you sir deserve more upvotes!

[quote=Mr_Owl]honestly i just assume anyone who is into asian girls or anime girls has a small dick and is trying to compensate by getting into girls who look like children[/quote]

you sir deserve more upvotes!
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#65
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Mr_Owlhonestly i just assume anyone who is into asian girls or anime girls has a small dick and is trying to compensate by getting into girls who look like children

http://media1.giphy.com/media/LVIbmaUwpRJ1C/200_s.gif

[quote=Mr_Owl]honestly i just assume anyone who is into asian girls or anime girls has a small dick and is trying to compensate by getting into girls who look like children[/quote]
[img]http://media1.giphy.com/media/LVIbmaUwpRJ1C/200_s.gif[/img]
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#66
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girls aren't a video game dude there aren't any cheat codes

if you want someone to like you you just gotta be likable

girls aren't a video game dude there aren't any cheat codes

if you want someone to like you you just gotta be likable
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#67
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fightgirls aren't a video game dude there aren't any cheat codes

Not true. Girls drunk or under the influence is hacking.

[quote=fight]girls aren't a video game dude there aren't any cheat codes
[/quote]

Not true. Girls drunk or under the influence is hacking.
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#68
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Mr_Owlhonestly i just assume anyone who is into asian girls or anime girls has a small dick and is trying to compensate by getting into girls who look like children

anime h8 is the biggest bandwagon its hilarious

[quote=Mr_Owl]honestly i just assume anyone who is into asian girls or anime girls has a small dick and is trying to compensate by getting into girls who look like children[/quote]

anime h8 is the biggest bandwagon its hilarious
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#69
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SpaceCadetNot true. Girls drunk or under the influence is hacking.

you could just drop roofies in her drink, sure, but I kind of assumed being a date rapist wasn't the goal here

[quote=SpaceCadet]Not true. Girls drunk or under the influence is hacking.[/quote]
you could just drop roofies in her drink, sure, but I kind of assumed being a date rapist wasn't the goal here
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#70
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mirelin is currently doing a mentoring session on tea's stream

step 1. find a girl streamer
step 2. ask her to show you the bed

step 3 is coming

mirelin is currently doing a mentoring session on tea's stream

step 1. find a girl streamer
step 2. ask her to show you the bed

step 3 is coming
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#71
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Heterosexuality is fucked up right now because whilst we've taken steps towards respecting women as autonomous agents, we can't quite let the old rules go. We have an expectation for, a craving for of a sexual freedom that our rhetoric, our rituals and our sexual socialisation have not prepared us for. And unfortunately for men, they have largely been socialised - yes, even the feminist-identified ones - to see women as less than fully human. Men, particularly nerdy men, are socialised to blame women - usually their peers and/or the women they find sexually desirable for the trauma and shame they experienced growing up. If only women had given them a chance, if only women had taken pity, if only done the one thing they had spent their own formative years been shamed and harassed and tormented into not doing. If only they had said yes, or made an approach.

Heterosexuality is fucked up right now because whilst we've taken steps towards respecting women as autonomous agents, we can't quite let the old rules go. We have an expectation for, a craving for of a sexual freedom that our rhetoric, our rituals and our sexual socialisation have not prepared us for. And unfortunately for men, they have largely been socialised - yes, even the feminist-identified ones - to see women as less than fully human. Men, particularly nerdy men, are socialised to blame women - usually their peers and/or the women they find sexually desirable for the trauma and shame they experienced growing up. If only women had given them a chance, if only women had taken pity, if only done the one thing they had spent their own formative years been shamed and harassed and tormented into not doing. If only they had said yes, or made an approach.
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#72
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you need to take a lesson from Nick Zant's and be mysterious but with a lost puppy quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S7XSs7Tz0c

you need to take a lesson from Nick Zant's and be mysterious but with a lost puppy quality

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S7XSs7Tz0c[/youtube]
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#73
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZuOKUrwoys

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZuOKUrwoys[/youtube]
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#74
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are you sick of guys who talk the talk but dont have a huge cock? xkik me LetMeSaveYou2 ;)

are you sick of guys who talk the talk but dont have a huge cock? xkik me LetMeSaveYou2 ;)
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#75
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SaberHeterosexuality is fucked up right now because whilst we've taken steps towards respecting women as autonomous agents, we can't quite let the old rules go. We have an expectation for, a craving for of a sexual freedom that our rhetoric, our rituals and our sexual socialisation have not prepared us for. And unfortunately for men, they have largely been socialised - yes, even the feminist-identified ones - to see women as less than fully human. Men, particularly nerdy men, are socialised to blame women - usually their peers and/or the women they find sexually desirable for the trauma and shame they experienced growing up. If only women had given them a chance, if only women had taken pity, if only done the one thing they had spent their own formative years been shamed and harassed and tormented into not doing. If only they had said yes, or made an approach.

its fucked up bc ppl like you are into dudes pretending to be girls on the internet

good luck finding ur life partner man

[quote=Saber]Heterosexuality is fucked up right now because whilst we've taken steps towards respecting women as autonomous agents, we can't quite let the old rules go. We have an expectation for, a craving for of a sexual freedom that our rhetoric, our rituals and our sexual socialisation have not prepared us for. And unfortunately for men, they have largely been socialised - yes, even the feminist-identified ones - to see women as less than fully human. Men, particularly nerdy men, are socialised to blame women - usually their peers and/or the women they find sexually desirable for the trauma and shame they experienced growing up. If only women had given them a chance, if only women had taken pity, if only done the one thing they had spent their own formative years been shamed and harassed and tormented into not doing. If only they had said yes, or made an approach.[/quote]
its fucked up bc ppl like you are into dudes pretending to be girls on the internet

good luck finding ur life partner man
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#76
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This thread rofl......

This thread rofl......
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#77
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my friend has a plenty of fish account named "bigdickbiggerbankaccount" and the girls are all over him

my friend has a plenty of fish account named "bigdickbiggerbankaccount" and the girls are all over him
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#78
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https://i.imgur.com/Zzgdkdg.jpg

[img]https://i.imgur.com/Zzgdkdg.jpg[/img]
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#79
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SaberHeterosexuality is fucked up right now because whilst we've taken steps towards respecting women as autonomous agents, we can't quite let the old rules go. We have an expectation for, a craving for of a sexual freedom that our rhetoric, our rituals and our sexual socialisation have not prepared us for. And unfortunately for men, they have largely been socialised - yes, even the feminist-identified ones - to see women as less than fully human. Men, particularly nerdy men, are socialised to blame women - usually their peers and/or the women they find sexually desirable for the trauma and shame they experienced growing up. If only women had given them a chance, if only women had taken pity, if only done the one thing they had spent their own formative years been shamed and harassed and tormented into not doing. If only they had said yes, or made an approach.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-n9-5hkWRXps/U0Epu8vIIqI/AAAAAAAAQIg/RzUGmQ6SEoo/s320/fingerless-gloves-fedora.png

[quote=Saber]Heterosexuality is fucked up right now because whilst we've taken steps towards respecting women as autonomous agents, we can't quite let the old rules go. We have an expectation for, a craving for of a sexual freedom that our rhetoric, our rituals and our sexual socialisation have not prepared us for. And unfortunately for men, they have largely been socialised - yes, even the feminist-identified ones - to see women as less than fully human. Men, particularly nerdy men, are socialised to blame women - usually their peers and/or the women they find sexually desirable for the trauma and shame they experienced growing up. If only women had given them a chance, if only women had taken pity, if only done the one thing they had spent their own formative years been shamed and harassed and tormented into not doing. If only they had said yes, or made an approach.[/quote]
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-n9-5hkWRXps/U0Epu8vIIqI/AAAAAAAAQIg/RzUGmQ6SEoo/s320/fingerless-gloves-fedora.png[/img]
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#80
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wSaberHeterosexuality is fucked up right now because whilst we've taken steps towards respecting women as autonomous agents, we can't quite let the old rules go. We have an expectation for, a craving for of a sexual freedom that our rhetoric, our rituals and our sexual socialisation have not prepared us for. And unfortunately for men, they have largely been socialised - yes, even the feminist-identified ones - to see women as less than fully human. Men, particularly nerdy men, are socialised to blame women - usually their peers and/or the women they find sexually desirable for the trauma and shame they experienced growing up. If only women had given them a chance, if only women had taken pity, if only done the one thing they had spent their own formative years been shamed and harassed and tormented into not doing. If only they had said yes, or made an approach.its fucked up bc ppl like you are into dudes pretending to be girls on the internet

good luck finding ur life partner man

? i think i'd rather fucking hang myself than remember any of those people exist dude god save the socks

why would i ever type anything like this in earnest hell i didn't even write it

[quote=w][quote=Saber]Heterosexuality is fucked up right now because whilst we've taken steps towards respecting women as autonomous agents, we can't quite let the old rules go. We have an expectation for, a craving for of a sexual freedom that our rhetoric, our rituals and our sexual socialisation have not prepared us for. And unfortunately for men, they have largely been socialised - yes, even the feminist-identified ones - to see women as less than fully human. Men, particularly nerdy men, are socialised to blame women - usually their peers and/or the women they find sexually desirable for the trauma and shame they experienced growing up. If only women had given them a chance, if only women had taken pity, if only done the one thing they had spent their own formative years been shamed and harassed and tormented into not doing. If only they had said yes, or made an approach.[/quote]
its fucked up bc ppl like you are into dudes pretending to be girls on the internet

good luck finding ur life partner man[/quote]
? i think i'd rather fucking hang myself than remember any of those people exist dude god save the socks

why would i ever type anything like this in earnest hell i didn't even write it
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#81
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Mr_Owlhonestly i just assume anyone who is into asian girls or anime girls has a small dick and is trying to compensate by getting into girls who look like children

Hey man my dick is not small!!!!!#!!!!fuk u!!!!!

[quote=Mr_Owl]honestly i just assume anyone who is into asian girls or anime girls has a small dick and is trying to compensate by getting into girls who look like children[/quote]

Hey man my dick is not small!!!!!#!!!!fuk u!!!!!
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#82
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the following is a paid message from hobbyheart.com (NSFW)

Ok, real talk. If you want a cute girlfriend. You're gonna wanna look good, and be confident (avoid arrogance). You don't have be a super model, but hit the gym this will build both looks and confidence. Also, if you're looking to get a girlfriend who likes anime prepare for one of a few situations;

situation 1) Hot, likes anime, mentally fucking unstable

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not worth it

situation 2) Average, likes anime, slightly unstable

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daddy issues?

situation 3) Land whale, likes anime, normal person

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big girls need love too ;)

situation 4) Land whale, likes anime, mentally fucking unstable

Show Content
AVOID AT ALL COSTS

If you wish to meet an anime girl go to conventions and comicon type events. Talk to girls, and be yourself. Don't try too hard or you'll come off like a creep. Put yourself in the girls shoes, and imagine how you would want to be approached.

if all else fails.
www.hobbyheart.com (VERY NSFW) has you covered ;)

[size=10]the following is a paid message from hobbyheart.com (NSFW)[/size]

Ok, real talk. If you want a cute girlfriend. You're gonna wanna look good, and be confident (avoid arrogance). You don't have be a super model, but hit the gym this will build both looks and confidence. Also, if you're looking to get a girlfriend who likes anime prepare for one of a few situations;

situation 1) Hot, likes anime, mentally fucking unstable [spoiler]not worth it[/spoiler]
situation 2) Average, likes anime, slightly unstable [spoiler]daddy issues?[/spoiler]
situation 3) Land whale, likes anime, normal person [spoiler]big girls need love too ;)[/spoiler]
situation 4) Land whale, likes anime, mentally fucking unstable [spoiler] AVOID AT ALL COSTS [/spoiler]

If you wish to meet an anime girl go to conventions and comicon type events. Talk to girls, and be yourself. Don't try too hard or you'll come off like a creep. Put yourself in the girls shoes, and imagine how you would want to be approached.

if all else fails.
www.hobbyheart.com (VERY NSFW) has you covered ;)
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#83
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People are fucking creeps.
NSFW

People are fucking creeps.
[url=http://www.hobbyheart.com/love-live-school-idol-project-dakimakura-hugging-pillow-cover-p-2821.html#.VKINkv8LkLA]NSFW[/url]
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#84
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lay off the Anime
Start lifting

lay off the Anime
Start lifting
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#85
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holy shit this thread sucks

holy shit this thread sucks
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#86
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I like that he said r*cism and not racism. Like why would you censor yourself on the internet, and why that word particularly?

I like that he said r*cism and not racism. Like why would you censor yourself on the internet, and why that word particularly?
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#87
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Treat her like she's an actual person.

Just find someone you like and ask. Don't be a pansy.

There isn't anything beyond that.

Treat her like she's an actual person.

Just find someone you like and ask. Don't be a pansy.

There isn't anything beyond that.
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#88
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PankeymanI am:

- I am healthy and eat good food and exercise every day

Are you actually healthy or are you one of those fat people who say they are healthy because they eat lettuce once in a while.

This is important because usually when people describe themselves as "healthy" instead of "in-shape" red flags start going off.

[quote=Pankeyman]
I am:

- I am healthy and eat good food and exercise every day
[/quote]

Are you actually healthy or are you one of those fat people who say they are healthy because they eat lettuce once in a while.

This is important because usually when people describe themselves as "healthy" instead of "in-shape" red flags start going off.
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#89
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pics or it didnt happen!

pics or it didnt happen!
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#90
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:(

:(
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