take a dookie, stand up and try to cut it in half with your pee
sometimes i go as far as to try and karate chop it
what a f e e l i n g
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anyone ever been pooping and someone knocks and your poop goes right back up your pooper
and then you finally understand what its like to take it in the butt
and then you finally understand what its like to take it in the butt
i dont think u understand
25 hours and 42 minutes into the year we managed to get the thread of the year
25 hours and 42 minutes into the year we managed to get the thread of the year
Huckanyone ever been pooping and someone knocks and your poop goes right back up your pooper
and then you finally understand what its like to take it in the butt
10:11 PM - Kawaii.Huck: have you ever taken a poop so big
10:12 PM - Kawaii.Huck: and then realized afterwards that
10:12 PM - Kawaii.Huck: you could fit a dildo that size into your ass
and then you finally understand what its like to take it in the butt[/quote]
[quote]10:11 PM - Kawaii.Huck: have you ever taken a poop so big
10:12 PM - Kawaii.Huck: and then realized afterwards that
10:12 PM - Kawaii.Huck: you could fit a dildo that size into your ass[/quote]
literally his second post and he's already made the best post of 2015
worship this man
worship this man
IcyWindsometimes i go as far as to try and karate chop it
With your dick? Or hand, it's important.
With your dick? Or hand, it's important.
how do you people not pee when ur trying to push ur poop out
Protatohow do you people not pee when ur trying to push ur poop out
Usually I pee after I poop because the poop must be pressing on my bladder or something.
Usually I pee after I poop because the poop must be pressing on my bladder or something.
Protatohow do you people not pee when ur trying to push ur poop out
consider buying an ab wheel to strengthen ur core
then, while ur preparing to excrete, clench and force ur abs downward into ur groin while simultaneously tightening ur back and quads as hard as possible, ur ankls and wrists should remain loose
while doing this, loosen and then excrete ur movement, then activate ur quads AS SOON AS YOU FINISH, rotate 180 degrees and proceed
consider buying an ab wheel to strengthen ur core
then, while ur preparing to excrete, clench and force ur abs downward into ur groin while simultaneously tightening ur back and quads as hard as possible, ur ankls and wrists should remain loose
while doing this, loosen and then excrete ur movement, then activate ur quads AS SOON AS YOU FINISH, rotate 180 degrees and proceed
lvl4 consider buying an ab wheel to strengthen ur core
then, while ur preparing to excrete, clench and force ur abs downward into ur groin while simultaneously tightening ur back and quads as hard as possible, ur ankls and wrists should remain loose
while doing this, loosen and then excrete ur movement, then activate ur quads AS SOON AS YOU FINISH, rotate 180 degrees and proceed
You should make exercise videos.
then, while ur preparing to excrete, clench and force ur abs downward into ur groin while simultaneously tightening ur back and quads as hard as possible, ur ankls and wrists should remain loose
while doing this, loosen and then excrete ur movement, then activate ur quads AS SOON AS YOU FINISH, rotate 180 degrees and proceed[/quote]
You should make exercise videos.
RESEARCHERS SAY NEW EXERCISE INCREASES EASE OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS BY 400%
DOCTORS HATE IT!!!!!
[b]DOCTORS HATE IT!!!!![/b]
this is the best thread on this website, its better when axio shitposted in a lft thread.
v This thread v
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Also from the same episode as that quote
when i was like 4 and was first starting to potty train i took this one prized dump and called my whole family in because i thought it looked like an icecream cone
have you ever taken a shit so large that when you flush the toilet it spins like a propeller
lvl4i dont think u understand
25 hours and 42 minutes into the year we managed to get the thread of the year
We all have a productive year ahead of us.
25 hours and 42 minutes into the year we managed to get the thread of the year[/quote]
We all have a productive year ahead of us.
Getawhalehave you ever taken a shit so large that when you flush the toilet it spins like a propeller
is that big for you??
is that big for you??
I flush between, everything else is even more disgusting than this discussion (y)