Need help for Belle and Sebastian Concert

#31

Kaneco

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Sheepy, please do not, I repeat, do not ever disclose your internet alias in real life.

#32

Huck

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ask her if she wants to go with you and your boyfriend (make sure you put emphasis on you having a boyfriend and make sure he is very attractive) Afterwards she'll probably say "I didn't know you were gay" and saying it will probably make her uncomfortable but its ok as long as you laugh afterwards. Then you admit that you aren't actually gay you are just bisexual. A few days later (don't wait too long) have your wingman who was posing as your boyfriend break up with you. Ask the girl if you two can talk because you are in a dark place right now. Once you get to the hot-n-heavy shit and start discussing your feelings and stuff thats when you make your move.

#33

sheepy_dogs_hand

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KanecoSheepy, please do not, I repeat, do not ever disclose your internet alias in real life.

My name is Ahmad Fansa and I work for TalkTalk as a Frontend Developer.

[quote=Kaneco]Sheepy, please do not, I repeat, do not ever disclose your internet alias in real life.[/quote]

My name is Ahmad Fansa and I work for TalkTalk as a Frontend Developer.

#34

Benk

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And here I was thinking this thread would be about a pretty good band...

#35

Kaneco

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SheepylolKanecoSheepy, please do not, I repeat, do not ever disclose your internet alias in real life.
My name is Ahmad Fansa and I work for TalkTalk as a Frontend Developer.

Cheers,

Byte

[quote=Sheepylol][quote=Kaneco]Sheepy, please do not, I repeat, do not ever disclose your internet alias in real life.[/quote]

My name is Ahmad Fansa and I work for TalkTalk as a Frontend Developer.[/quote]

Cheers,

Byte

#36

Avast

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Sheepy you don't need anyone's advice here you are already what every lady wants, you just need to let them know how much better you are than every guy (especially with your superior taste in music).

Any girl that wouldn't go to a concert with a gentleman like yourself whether it because of her poor taste in music or friendzoning you for some jerk jock is not worth your time. Search for that 10/10 that you deserve because every girl wants a refined intellectual like yourself, you just got to remind how much better than those other uncaring guys that they always go after and leave you, your heart destroyed.

If you need anymore uplifting advice. Find me in r/atheism or an image board where I will be railing against all the women that decided to have sex with an asshole instead of me. My username is BillMaher1337420.

My fedora goes off to you gentlesir,
Good day

Sheepy you don't need anyone's advice here you are already what every lady wants, you just need to let them know how much better you are than every guy (especially with your superior taste in music).

Any girl that wouldn't go to a concert with a gentleman like yourself whether it because of her poor taste in music or friendzoning you for some jerk jock is not worth your time. Search for that 10/10 that you deserve because every girl wants a refined intellectual like yourself, you just got to remind how much better than those other uncaring guys that they always go after and leave you, your heart destroyed.

If you need anymore uplifting advice. Find me in r/atheism or an image board where I will be railing against all the women that decided to have sex with an asshole instead of me. My username is BillMaher1337420.

My fedora goes off to you gentlesir,
Good day

#37

phrax

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dude do you know how fucking dead fedora jokes are

#38

CHERRY

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Good luck sheepy I believe in you (y)

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#39

alfa

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can you stop posting

#40

garden

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ask her like you would ask any human being to go somewhere with you, girls are people too you know

#41

d_b

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i think arab strap is the most accessible belle and sebastian album even though accessible belle and sebastian is redunant

#42

sheepy_dogs_hand

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d_bi think arab strap is the most accessible belle and sebastian album even though accessible belle and sebastian is redunant

what? "A Space Boy Dream" "Chickfactor" and "The Rollercoaster Ride" are not very accessible to your average 19 year old girl.

[quote=d_b]i think arab strap is the most accessible belle and sebastian album even though accessible belle and sebastian is redunant[/quote]

what? "A Space Boy Dream" "Chickfactor" and "The Rollercoaster Ride" are not very accessible to your average 19 year old girl.

#43

sheepy_dogs_hand

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http://www.last.fm/event/3967255+Belle+and+Sebastian+at+The+SSE+Hydro+on+22+May+2015

#44

Bonafide

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Sheepy stop, for your own mental health. Stop.

#45

garden

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you just look like a creep now

#46

skeej

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am i the only one still not sure if troll?

#47

brahmi

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AvastSheepy you don't need anyone's advice here you are already what every lady wants, you just need to let them know how much better you are than every guy (especially with your superior taste in music).

Any girl that wouldn't go to a concert with a gentleman like yourself whether it because of her poor taste in music or friendzoning you for some jerk jock is not worth your time. Search for that 10/10 that you deserve because every girl wants a refined intellectual like yourself, you just got to remind how much better than those other uncaring guys that they always go after and leave you, your heart destroyed.

If you need anymore uplifting advice. Find me in r/atheism or an image board where I will be railing against all the women that decided to have sex with an asshole instead of me. My username is BillMaher1337420.

My fedora goes off to you gentlesir,
Good day

you tried

[quote=Avast]Sheepy you don't need anyone's advice here you are already what every lady wants, you just need to let them know how much better you are than every guy (especially with your superior taste in music).

Any girl that wouldn't go to a concert with a gentleman like yourself whether it because of her poor taste in music or friendzoning you for some jerk jock is not worth your time. Search for that 10/10 that you deserve because every girl wants a refined intellectual like yourself, you just got to remind how much better than those other uncaring guys that they always go after and leave you, your heart destroyed.

If you need anymore uplifting advice. Find me in r/atheism or an image board where I will be railing against all the women that decided to have sex with an asshole instead of me. My username is BillMaher1337420.

My fedora goes off to you gentlesir,
Good day[/quote]

you tried

#48

brody

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SheepylolphAZEthere are an infinite number of online resources such as youtube and google for questions like these (aka asking a girl out)

and you chose a competitive team fortress 2 video game forum?
cause I have friends here who can message me on steam.

1) you have friends you met over a video game who you trust to give relationship advice
2) you post on a forum they visit to contact them instead of messaging them
3) you post a thread asking "how do i say 'want to go to a concert with me?'"

[quote=Sheepylol][quote=phAZE]there are an infinite number of online resources such as youtube and google for questions like these (aka asking a girl out)

and you chose a competitive team fortress 2 video game forum?[/quote]

cause I have friends here who can message me on steam.[/quote]

1) you have friends you met over a video game who you trust to give relationship advice
2) you post on a forum they visit to contact them instead of messaging them
3) you post a thread asking "how do i say 'want to go to a concert with me?'"

#49

_Kermit

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wpminnowsSheepylolShe is so fucking attractive though you would all be freaking out like me if you got the chance to go see your favorite band with a girl of your dreams,
it'd be negated by the fact you'd be going to glasgow though

I beg to differ.

[quote=wpminnows][quote=Sheepylol]She is so fucking attractive though you would all be freaking out like me if you got the chance to go see your favorite band with a girl of your dreams,[/quote]

it'd be negated by the fact you'd be going to glasgow though[/quote]

I beg to differ.

#50

Comanglia

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[h][/h]

#51

sheepy_dogs_hand

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ComangliaSheepylolpascalSheepylolIf she has fun though this is my chance to get laid.stop that
I honestly just want a real relationship with someone who is sweet and cute. I am not actually doing this for sex (although it is nice).
I know this really doesn't matter but from what I've learned about lying over text/writing most liars write like this "I am not actually doing this for sex" especially when they normally use contractions. You might mean "Sex is only a small part of the reason" but to say it isn't part of it you're most likely lying.

You really should listen to pascal.

Having a deep meaningful relationship is really nice
but there are other things in life, like getting my dick rode all night

[quote=Comanglia][quote=Sheepylol][quote=pascal][quote=Sheepylol]If she has fun though this is my chance to get laid.[/quote]
stop that[/quote]

I honestly just want a real relationship with someone who is sweet and cute. I am not actually doing this for sex (although it is nice).[/quote]

I know this really doesn't matter but from what I've learned about lying over text/writing most liars write like this "[u]I am not[/u] actually doing this for sex" especially when they normally use contractions. You might mean "Sex is only a small part of the reason" but to say it isn't part of it you're most likely lying.

You really should listen to pascal.[/quote]

Having a deep meaningful relationship is really nice
but there are other things in life, like getting my dick rode all night

#52

aim-

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cringe

#53

unf

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Sheepylolbut there are other things in life, like getting my dick rode all night

i can confidently say you've never done that based on your threads

[quote=Sheepylol]but there are other things in life, like getting my dick rode all night[/quote]

i can confidently say you've never done that based on your threads

#54

paradox

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have you asked if she likes the band

if that doesnt work try asserting your dominance by calling her a bitch

have you asked if she likes the band

if that doesnt work try asserting your dominance by calling her a bitch