tom waitsssss

do you like japanese watermelons?

http://www.peak-experience-japan.com/images/blog/pastequeenforme.jpg

melee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7avDpp-kiNM

Autechre track names are a gold mine for a fan that happens to be searching for a new alias...

It's my favorite and best pokemon. Unfortunately, I'm cursed to have everyone make splash jokes whenever I join a new mumble.

I mge'd alec once and I was trying to describe him in mumble and I was like "he's the guy with the tetrominoes as his picture" and then I was like damn that's a sick word and bam.

I actually wanted to name myself Mr Skin but made a typo and stuck with it.

i use to go by radeon, fox, or phoenix. then i got a PNY video card and their mascot was verto. he had a cool robot eye. stuck ever since i was 5 yrs old

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61GVW8Q478L.jpg

ok so when you would sign up for a lego.com account back in the day they let you make your own virtual minifigure to be your avatar. for whatever reason i ended up making this guy with sunglasses and an old-timey two-piece swimsuit (exactly like the guy on the left's) and sunglasses (like this).

then in a rare moment of 8-year-old rationality, i named my account after my minifigure. now because the way minifigure bodies are shaped he looked fat swimmer. in addition, to my 8-year-old brain, "dude" meant "cool guy" (since all the cool kids called each other "dude"), and of course sunglasses = cool guy. so, fat swim dude. *invalid characters, spaces are not allowed*. fatswimdude.

ez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqXja497ZQo

Zero fantasy, just stole it :v

From a song my internet mashup band made almost 12 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwRviJq1ZTk

my alias was mauriciogon/crustyaxehole so i needed a better generic sounding gamer name. i asked my twl team mate if there was a player named remedy and he said no so i changed it to that right away

Its my name irl

No idea. Steven isn't even my IRL name, not even close.

had mine since runescape days, must have overheard it on the news or something previously then was trying to think of a name and it just popped into my head

Wanted to play TF2 with my brother on another computer, so I made a new Steam account, and for some reason I though about Hercules and this ended up being me nick (It was Hergan5 like a week ago)

Bona fide from old days, then Lorave, then Stone, then Magistraal, now back lol

http://i.imgur.com/pOXUKow.jpg

Children's Book

johns my last name

killswitch (dis)engage

used to listen to the band a lot back then. first used it playing War Rock in like 2006

before then I used havoK for console games with friends

Warrock brings back so much memories, mostly of people flying through the map with 100 grenades and the Panzerfaust on Rust Nails haha

Have always had a thing for knights and gallantry and that sort of thing so I started out as The Corpse of Chivalry(Cause chivalry is dead get it hahahaha), then after a while realized how silly it sounded and changed to Sir Nicholaus for a year or 2. Then I dropped the "Sir" because I thought it sounded a little snobby. Then I decided I liked simple, short names and went to Nick, then found out about another player who just goes by Nick and dropped the c to currently be "Nik" because 2edgy.

Spelled Choose wrong (Shoose) didn't like the "e" on the end so replaced it with "h"

Was making an AdventureQuest character, dunno why but a lot of kids my age found the name Bob kinda funny, so came up with this stupid pseudolatin* version of it to make it old-timely and adventurey. Used it for my main Oblivion character and then been using it for lots of things ever since.

*I was not a cool kid. The lack of capital letter was because Classical Latin made no distinction between capitals and lowercase letters.

sainteven
st.even
steven

I used to mess around in Java a lot, so I just stole my name from the "public static void main(String[] args)" statement

Quack.

I put a shitton of people on fire back at a Rune-lan somewhere around 2001. Since I was nine I thought Mr_Pyromatic was a good name. Changed Mr to Herr when I started comp since Mister was a big team back then. Cut off Pyromatic to P since it's was a shit nick.

Then I started playing with brits and apparently I am an std now.

I actually tried to switch name to cbearr (after my initials + spoken name - C Björn = Bear R R) after I started playing tf2 but had to change back cause duh.

Kingdom Hearts

My name is Albert. I just got creative from there.