I did shrooms with a 37 year old woman. She ended up getting deported to Canada. I miss her sometimes.

When I was 14 we had this 13 yr old girl in my class who wasn't the brightest, she had a 19 year old bf (lol?) and he asked her to send nudes and mastrubation vids, dumb thing she was she did it and OFC the photo's/videos leaked and like the entire school knew within a week and when the teachers found out they told our class to not talk about it, meanwhile entire school was talking about it and teachers blamed some small kid from my class who still had the video on his phone for spreading and he got expelled

same sort of thing happened a year before that in another class, school please

year before first story i had a kid in my class who annoyed my biology teacher so much that the teacher (really big guy) grabbed him by his arm, threw him out of the classroom and then threw the chair with his books after him, class was dead silent for 3 weeks

Walked up to the 4th floor and there was a pile of shit in the corner. The toilet was literaly 5 more steps away.

Went on senior trip to the poconos on valentines day weekend. There was a snowtubing ramp thing and I jumped on the tube head first. The handle on the tube snapped and I lost balance and flipped face first off the snow tube and proceeded to ride the ice ramp/slide face first for a good 10 feet.

Plastic surgeons and lasers are miraculous things.

This was me the next morning after spending the night in the hospital getting my face stitched together

http://imgur.com/u7iRAPa.jpg