TF2 pickup lines

#1

manskirt

0 Frags – +

Think of some for me.

#2

yttrium

-9 Frags – +

i deleted this comment because it was so bad that it ruined the thread

#3

Hildreth

3 Frags – +

Ask Elena, I used all my good ones on her.

Conclusion: Go out to a bar.

Ask Elena, I used all my good ones on her.

Conclusion: Go out to a bar.

#4

junemofu

72 Frags – +

7:55 PM - vhalin: i have several female pocket meds
7:55 PM - vhalin: but none as attractive as you

#5

CHERRY

5 Frags – +

You can hold me on a leash if you want

#6

Twisted

9 Frags – +

Ey gurl I wanna sticky bomb all over you

#7

smobo

28 Frags – +

I wanna dry push you and force your charge

i can't do this i'm sorry

I wanna dry push you and force your charge

i can't do this i'm sorry

#8

indecency

5 Frags – +

i will dry push banana and force your charge

lets pop our ubers at the same time

you turned my bronze scimitar into a rune one

is that a rocket in your pocket

in bed i have 99 strength

my memes are top

i will dry push banana and force your charge

lets pop our ubers at the same time

you turned my bronze scimitar into a rune one

is that a rocket in your pocket

in bed i have 99 strength

my memes are top

#9

Muma

14 Frags – +

Girl are you an engineer cause you're erecting my dispenser

I'm really uncomfortable now I told myself to stop help

Girl are you an engineer cause you're erecting my [i]dispenser[/i]

I'm really uncomfortable now I told myself to stop help

#10

erkston

30 Frags – +

guys you should not be dry pushing anything

#11

Dasmem

2 Frags – +

I'll meatshot you in bed 8)

#12

aim-

-8 Frags – +

cringe

#13

Muma

22 Frags – +

aim-cringe

Damn babe, don't be so hot-headed. Come back to my place and I'll cover you in piss.

[quote=aim-]cringe[/quote]
Damn babe, don't be so hot-headed. Come back to my place and I'll cover you in piss.

#14

defy

19 Frags – +

"be my girlfriend or i'll beat you with a wooden spoon" - yaug

#15

Patchwork

0 Frags – +

"I could use a Quick-Fix of you, nawmean?"

#16

indecency

-2 Frags – +

defy"be my girlfriend or i'll beat you with a wooden spoon" - yaug

bad memeories

[quote=defy]"be my girlfriend or i'll beat you with a wooden spoon" - yaug[/quote] bad memeories

#17

BazingaBarry82

1 Frags – +

"You're gonna milk and you're gonna like it (:"

#18

Mr_Harvard

4 Frags – +

stop it i have a boner now thanks guys

#19

indecency

5 Frags – +

ur welcome

#20

Mancey

4 Frags – +

Pop it don't drop it.

#21

Moy

32 Frags – +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFfpE5foxD4

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFfpE5foxD4[/youtube]

#22

Digi

2 Frags – +

I can't think of one with flashing involved. fuck.

#23

d_b

19 Frags – +

i hope u like sticky traps

#24

NightGoat

3 Frags – +

"I'll hold my uber till you scream for it baby."

#25

Rainman

4 Frags – +

"Tell me when you want it."

#26

flame

30 Frags – +

"im bringing cookies to lan"

#27

Turin

3 Frags – +

Want me to cover you in my mad milk?

Why don't you wrangle my sentry gun?

Want me to cover you in my mad milk?

Why don't you wrangle my sentry gun?

#28

Mancey

47 Frags – +

I'll steal your heart like TLR stole the lan trophy.

#29

messiah

35 Frags – +

flame"im bringing cookies to lan"

ok somethings up dude youve brought up mala in every thread, you might be the sweaty nerd looking for mala more than anyone else....

[quote=flame]"im bringing cookies to lan"[/quote]
ok somethings up dude youve brought up mala in every thread, you might be the sweaty nerd looking for mala more than anyone else....

#30

flame

0 Frags – +

messiahJflame"im bringing cookies to lan"ok somethings up dude youve brought up mala in every thread, you might be the sweaty nerd looking for mala more than anyone else....

the line worked on me, i thought it belonged in this thread

[quote=messiahJ][quote=flame]"im bringing cookies to lan"[/quote]
ok somethings up dude youve brought up mala in every thread, you might be the sweaty nerd looking for mala more than anyone else....[/quote]

the line worked on me, i thought it belonged in this thread