TF2 pickup lines

#61

hannah

-9 Frags – +

"I'm 20+ years old and my penis still looks like when you pull a button through your coat's button hole" -B4nny 2014

#62

fmca

-5 Frags – +

"Cum here, sweetheart..."

#63

Demos

-7 Frags – +

I will use my original to jump on you.

#64

THEBILLDOZER

3 Frags – +

i cant think of any girl that would prefer to be asked out with a tf2 themed pickup line. even if i were gay, id probably be like "hey dreamboat, wanna come back to my place for a pizza and a fuck?"

#65

DirtyMort

4 Frags – +

Totlesplease jarate on my face

this is the worst one...

[quote=Totles]please jarate on my face[/quote]
this is the worst one...

#66

Mr_Harvard

3 Frags – +

THEBILLDOZERi cant think of any girl that would prefer to be asked out with a tf2 themed pickup line. even if i were gay, id probably be like "hey dreamboat, wanna come back to my place for a pizza and a fuck?"

you and dreamboat are way too close yo

[quote=THEBILLDOZER]i cant think of any girl that would prefer to be asked out with a tf2 themed pickup line. even if i were gay, id probably be like "hey dreamboat, wanna come back to my place for a pizza and a fuck?"[/quote]
you and dreamboat are way too close yo

#67

THEBILLDOZER

0 Frags – +

we learned that youll become much better friends when your team's primary jokes arent just telling each other that were shit at the game

#68

janedoe

3 Frags – +

do you want to mge at my place

#69

Dr00dl3

8 Frags – +

I beat mike in mge once

#70

THEBILLDOZER

11 Frags – +

Dr00dl3I beat mike in mge once

take me now

[quote=Dr00dl3]I beat mike in mge once[/quote]
take me now

#71

Dr00dl3

7 Frags – +

THEBILLDOZERDr00dl3I beat mike in mge oncetake me now

http://gifs.gifmania.hk/Animated-Gifs-Movies-Cinema/Animations-Ghostbusters/ghostbusters.gif

[quote=THEBILLDOZER][quote=Dr00dl3]I beat mike in mge once[/quote]
take me now[/quote]
[img]http://gifs.gifmania.hk/Animated-Gifs-Movies-Cinema/Animations-Ghostbusters/ghostbusters.gif[/img]

#72

SpewntheSpoon

0 Frags – +

"Alright boys, let's push"

#73

Blazedarkbringer

-8 Frags – +

"wanna airblast my rockets? 8)"

#74

flyingbuddy

-5 Frags – +

Blazedarkbringer"wanna airblast my rockets? 8)"

No

[quote=Blazedarkbringer]"wanna airblast my rockets? 8)"[/quote]
No

#75

stonedchinaman

-5 Frags – +

dayuuum girl!!! ya pyro main or what? got a hot ass...

#76

flyingbuddy

5 Frags – +

'Are u a W+m1 pyro, 'cause girl, you're stupid'

#77

hithere

-4 Frags – +

im gonna ubercharge into your last point

#78

Red_

0 Frags – +

This is why we should stick to playing video games

#79

Dreamboat

1 Frags – +

THEBILLDOZERi cant think of any girl that would prefer to be asked out with a tf2 themed pickup line. even if i were gay, id probably be like "hey dreamboat, wanna come back to my place for a pizza and a fuck?"

LEAVE ME ALONE

Mr_HarvardTHEBILLDOZERi cant think of any girl that would prefer to be asked out with a tf2 themed pickup line. even if i were gay, id probably be like "hey dreamboat, wanna come back to my place for a pizza and a fuck?"you and dreamboat are way too close yo

no, he's like that creepy stalker that just wants to rape me

[quote=THEBILLDOZER]i cant think of any girl that would prefer to be asked out with a tf2 themed pickup line. even if i were gay, id probably be like "hey dreamboat, wanna come back to my place for a pizza and a fuck?"[/quote]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[quote=Mr_Harvard][quote=THEBILLDOZER]i cant think of any girl that would prefer to be asked out with a tf2 themed pickup line. even if i were gay, id probably be like "hey dreamboat, wanna come back to my place for a pizza and a fuck?"[/quote]
you and dreamboat are way too close yo[/quote]

no, he's like that creepy stalker that just wants to rape me

#80

Dagger

cp_granary_pro

-4 Frags – +

PankeymanIs "Hi, you look cute want to come over to my place and play PS3 games?" good enough? I found a cute girl at school who might be interested in me but I don't know how to do it.

dont cheat on your waifu dude

[quote=Pankeyman]Is "Hi, you look cute want to come over to my place and play PS3 games?" good enough? I found a cute girl at school who might be interested in me but I don't know how to do it.[/quote]

dont cheat on your waifu dude

#81

tri_

ESEA

9 Frags – +

I love you so much that if I had to choose to give up invite tf2 and looking at defy's posts filled with porn to have sex with you, I would.

- stultus circa 2013

I love you so much that if I had to choose to give up invite tf2 and looking at defy's posts filled with porn to have sex with you, I would.

- stultus circa 2013