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451
#451
10 Frags +

Three step guide to a healthy e-relationship:

1: Don't have an e-relationship
2: Don't even think about it
3: Stop thinking about it

Three step guide to a healthy e-relationship:

1: Don't have an e-relationship
2: Don't even think about it
3: Stop thinking about it
452
#452
15 Frags +

4: be above the age of 13

4: be above the age of 13
453
#453
22 Frags +

e-relationships are possible you just have to find someone who's not a medic main in tf2

e-relationships are possible you just have to find someone who's not a medic main in tf2
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#454
22 Frags +
phobiae-relationships are possible you just have to find someone who's not a medic main in tf2

You're fucking telling me, it's 30 times harder when you're a fucking medic main yourself.

God I'm bitter today.

[quote=phobia]e-relationships are possible you just have to find someone who's not a medic main in tf2[/quote]

You're fucking telling me, it's 30 times harder when you're a fucking medic main yourself.

God I'm bitter today.
455
#455
10 Frags +
mebLuna: Pssssst Helios,
Helios: Yeah Luna?
Luna: No one is noticing how IN LOVE we are...
Helios: Yeah i know <3
Luna: I need them to notice.
Helios: i notice you <3
Luna: Tell me, can I aim?
Helios: What Luna?
Luna: Can I aim?
Helios: Well... That is... Hrmm... Haha... ... ... <3
Luna: Oh my god! I knew it! My aim, it's atrocious. My mouse movement is so bad it looks like meb is moving my mouse
Helios: meb...?
Luna: MEB, Helios.
Luna: I have an idea. Install this exe I'm sending you.
Helios: ... anything <3
Luna: Now they HAVE to notice us.
Helios: I agree <3
Luna: Pssssst Helios,
Helios: Yeah Luna?
Luna: Do you know?
Helios: Yeah I know <3
Luna: I'm glad you know <3

dey ride 2getha, dey cheat 2getha, dey have emotional and codependency issues 2getha. the adventures of Luna_Star and Helios_Cloud lMAO these names

holy fuck if i ever write a book or a movie this is gonna be the dialogue the two villains have before they try to blow up the world

[quote=meb]Luna: Pssssst Helios,
Helios: Yeah Luna?
Luna: No one is noticing how IN LOVE we are...
Helios: Yeah i know <3
Luna: I need them to notice.
Helios: i notice you <3
Luna: Tell me, can I aim?
Helios: What Luna?
Luna: Can I aim?
Helios: Well... That is... Hrmm... Haha... ... ... <3
Luna: Oh my god! I knew it! My aim, it's atrocious. My mouse movement is so bad it looks like meb is moving my mouse
Helios: meb...?
Luna: MEB, Helios.
Luna: I have an idea. Install this exe I'm sending you.
Helios: ... anything <3
Luna: Now they HAVE to notice us.
Helios: I agree <3
Luna: Pssssst Helios,
Helios: Yeah Luna?
Luna: Do you know?
Helios: Yeah I know <3
Luna: I'm glad you know <3

dey ride 2getha, dey cheat 2getha, dey have emotional and codependency issues 2getha. the adventures of Luna_Star and Helios_Cloud lMAO these names[/quote]
holy fuck if i ever write a book or a movie this is gonna be the dialogue the two villains have before they try to blow up the world
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#456
5 Frags +
BUICKphobiae-relationships are possible you just have to find someone who's not a medic main in tf2
You're fucking telling me, it's 30 times harder when you're a fucking medic main yourself.

God I'm bitter today.

don't worry you're beautiful

[quote=BUICK][quote=phobia]e-relationships are possible you just have to find someone who's not a medic main in tf2[/quote]

You're fucking telling me, it's 30 times harder when you're a fucking medic main yourself.

God I'm bitter today.[/quote]
don't worry you're beautiful
457
#457
7 Frags +
BUICKphobiae-relationships are possible you just have to find someone who's not a medic main in tf2
You're fucking telling me, it's 30 times harder when you're a fucking medic main yourself.

God I'm bitter today.

lol you gotta find that one girl pocket main, fight your way through all the beta orbiter medic mains, and tell her you'll always solo her and never make her build

[quote=BUICK][quote=phobia]e-relationships are possible you just have to find someone who's not a medic main in tf2[/quote]

You're fucking telling me, it's 30 times harder when you're a fucking medic main yourself.

God I'm bitter today.[/quote]
lol you gotta find that one girl pocket main, fight your way through all the beta orbiter medic mains, and tell her you'll always solo her and never make her build
458
#458
7 Frags +

I found Luna's main account/another alt by tracking her unusuals.

This is the link to her steam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/James_was_taken_/

Here's the link to her UGC and ESEA, she played at least some competitive in the past under the name PHLOGY_ http://www.ugcleague.com/players_page.cfm?player_id=76561198030456432
http://play.esea.net/users/805091

Here's the proof that she moved her hats to that account. She moved all of her unusuals.
http://imgur.com/a/JhH8r
I included a screencap of the middleman alt that showed up in one of her hat histories between Luna and James/Phlogy.

I found Luna's main account/another alt by tracking her unusuals.

This is the link to her steam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/James_was_taken_/

Here's the link to her UGC and ESEA, she played at least some competitive in the past under the name PHLOGY_ http://www.ugcleague.com/players_page.cfm?player_id=76561198030456432
http://play.esea.net/users/805091

Here's the proof that she moved her hats to that account. She moved all of her unusuals.
http://imgur.com/a/JhH8r
I included a screencap of the middleman alt that showed up in one of her hat histories between Luna and James/Phlogy.
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#459
0 Frags +
DTM-_-drshdwpuppet89zombiezILLEGALELEPHANTGUN89zombiezILLEGALELEPHANTGUN89zombiezGot one more, this one is almost laughibly obvious, http://steamcommunity.com/id/Luna_Star
STEAM_0:0:109882137
this is Phlogy on an alt.

Phlogy? Cant say I know them. But if you do, you should probably confront her about ruining the game for other people.
http://play.esea.net/users/805091

And you're SURE this is her? How do you know for sure if you dont mind me asking.

I can also confirm this is PHLOGY. Dude. I am so fucking disappointed in you. I thought you had a ton of potential, your medic play was great, even after such a short period and I could see you being a really solid medic very quickly.

Why would you throw it away?

she told me that she had the new account to get away from her pocket who was being rapey sperglord level shitty. If there is something fucky going on with items, idk man.

Just really fucking disappointed.

aight, lets get one thing straight, i never went crazy, pretty sure it was the other way around...
http://i.imgur.com/RWEtgwn.png
and yet im the crazy one, lol

as far as the hacking goes, she used to dabble with lmaobox on her alts in pubs, and sometimes would use certain scripts that aloud her see stickybombs through walls,

I didn't care to verify one way or the other, I haven't really been in a place to continue mentoring her or anyone since then due to time constraints. Sorry you and the non-hackers among your crew had to get dragged into this, you guys were one of my better mentoring experiences.

phobiae-relationships are possible you just have to find someone who's not a medic main in tf2

:(((

[quote=DTM-_-][quote=drshdwpuppet][quote=89zombiez][quote=ILLEGALELEPHANTGUN][quote=89zombiez][quote=ILLEGALELEPHANTGUN][quote=89zombiez]Got one more, this one is almost laughibly obvious, http://steamcommunity.com/id/Luna_Star
STEAM_0:0:109882137
[/quote]
this is Phlogy on an alt.[/quote]

Phlogy? Cant say I know them. But if you do, you should probably confront her about ruining the game for other people.[/quote]
http://play.esea.net/users/805091[/quote]

And you're SURE this is her? How do you know for sure if you dont mind me asking.[/quote]

I can also confirm this is PHLOGY. Dude. I am so fucking disappointed in you. I thought you had a ton of potential, your medic play was great, even after such a short period and I could see you being a really solid medic very quickly.

Why would you throw it away?

she told me that she had the new account to get away from her pocket who was being rapey sperglord level shitty. If there is something fucky going on with items, idk man.

Just really fucking disappointed.[/quote]


aight, lets get one thing straight, i never went crazy, pretty sure it was the other way around...
http://i.imgur.com/RWEtgwn.png
and yet im the crazy one, lol

as far as the hacking goes, she used to dabble with lmaobox on her alts in pubs, and sometimes would use certain scripts that aloud her see stickybombs through walls,[/quote]

I didn't care to verify one way or the other, I haven't really been in a place to continue mentoring her or anyone since then due to time constraints. Sorry you and the non-hackers among your crew had to get dragged into this, you guys were one of my better mentoring experiences.

[quote=phobia]e-relationships are possible you just have to find someone who's not a medic main in tf2[/quote]

:(((
460
#460
-23 Frags +

$layers review my new meme

https://i.imgur.com/l49yKvg.png

$layers review my new meme

https://i.imgur.com/l49yKvg.png
461
#461
15 Frags +

no one fucking cares about you dude

no one fucking cares about you dude
462
#462
-5 Frags +
BUICKphobiae-relationships are possible you just have to find someone who's not a medic main in tf2
You're fucking telling me, it's 30 times harder when you're a fucking medic main yourself.

God I'm bitter today.

they're possible as long as you can fuck them

[quote=BUICK][quote=phobia]e-relationships are possible you just have to find someone who's not a medic main in tf2[/quote]

You're fucking telling me, it's 30 times harder when you're a fucking medic main yourself.

God I'm bitter today.[/quote]

they're possible as long as you can fuck them
463
#463
12 Frags +

i saw Prodigy/Helios in a tf2center lobby today, hes looking for a team as demoman in either high silver or gold. he straight up denied hacking to me, said him and Luna never hacked (lol). also said that Luna isnt playing this season because she is busy with real life/family stuff, which means she is probably making a new alt to continue playing on. anyone interested may want to watch where her unusuals get traded to, as i doubt she is really taking a break from the game.

i saw Prodigy/Helios in a tf2center lobby today, hes looking for a team as demoman in either high silver or gold. he straight up denied hacking to me, said him and Luna never hacked (lol). also said that Luna isnt playing this season because she is busy with real life/family stuff, which means she is probably making a new alt to continue playing on. anyone interested may want to watch where her unusuals get traded to, as i doubt she is really taking a break from the game.
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#464
7 Frags +

Have another one from tonight TF2C lobbying. This time it was an engineer that was aimbotting on his shotgun. His crosshair was literally shaking all over the place. I don't know if I've seen such an outrageous aimbot in TF2 before.

Player Name: [TSK] TinyMemes™

STEAM_0:0:51219002
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198062703732

log: http://logs.tf/809214?highlight=76561198062703732

And here is a little youtube recording of the STV. Sorry about the audio in the beginning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bN5VRmEnXc&feature=youtu.be

Have another one from tonight TF2C lobbying. This time it was an engineer that was aimbotting on his shotgun. His crosshair was literally shaking all over the place. I don't know if I've seen such an outrageous aimbot in TF2 before.

Player Name: [TSK] TinyMemes™

STEAM_0:0:51219002
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198062703732

log: http://logs.tf/809214?highlight=76561198062703732

And here is a little youtube recording of the STV. Sorry about the audio in the beginning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bN5VRmEnXc&feature=youtu.be
465
#465
3 Frags +

Hes not cheating hes just aiming like his sentry gun :^)

Hes not cheating hes just aiming like his sentry gun :^)
466
#466
3 Frags +

For anyone curious,

cosmo.RICE = Polar

In case you're scrimming vs him.

For anyone curious,

[url=http://www.ugcleague.com/players_page.cfm?player_id=76561198138001024]cosmo.RICE[/url] = [url=http://www.ugcleague.com/players_page.cfm?player_id=76561198072302537]Polar[/url]

In case you're scrimming vs him.
467
#467
2 Frags +
kKaltUuFor anyone curious,

cosmo.RICE = Polar

In case you're scrimming vs him.

I FUCKING KNEW IT, played a lobby with him and I thought he was fishy AF

lobby in question: http://logs.tf/807259?highlight=76561198013427289

[quote=kKaltUu]For anyone curious,

[url=http://www.ugcleague.com/players_page.cfm?player_id=76561198138001024]cosmo.RICE[/url] = [url=http://www.ugcleague.com/players_page.cfm?player_id=76561198072302537]Polar[/url]

In case you're scrimming vs him.[/quote]

I FUCKING KNEW IT, played a lobby with him and I thought he was fishy AF

lobby in question: http://logs.tf/807259?highlight=76561198013427289
468
#468
4 Frags +
dollarlayerPlayer Name: [TSK] TinyMemes™

jeez this was painful to watch. this is the most blatant aimbot ive ever seen, not to mention this person's gamesense is total shit. i almost feel sorry for him, almost, but he's a hacker so fuck him.

[quote=dollarlayer]
Player Name: [TSK] TinyMemes™
[/quote]
jeez this was painful to watch. this is the most blatant aimbot ive ever seen, not to mention this person's gamesense is total shit. i almost feel sorry for him, [i]almost[/i], but he's a hacker so fuck him.
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#469
-7 Frags +

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#470
12 Frags +
cosmo_Is there a way i can start playing tf2 again legit without getting banned on all my favorite tf2 sites because i do want to start playing tf2 again the legit way but i cant because i made the stupid mistake of hacking. Because honestly I really regret what i did and i want to start having fun in tf2 again. People make mistakes i made mine and now i know i fucked up extra hard and i want a second chance to redeem myself

You're never going to stop, you were cheating against us last night in a scrim. Fuck off and don't come back.

[quote=cosmo_]Is there a way i can start playing tf2 again legit without getting banned on all my favorite tf2 sites because i do want to start playing tf2 again the legit way but i cant because i made the stupid mistake of hacking. Because honestly I really regret what i did and i want to start having fun in tf2 again. People make mistakes i made mine and now i know i fucked up extra hard and i want a second chance to redeem myself[/quote]
You're never going to stop, you were cheating against us last night in a scrim. Fuck off and don't come back.
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#471
-10 Frags +

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#472
11 Frags +
cosmo_Is there a way i can start playing tf2 again legit without getting banned on all my favorite tf2 sites

Some competitive TF2 communities have an expiration date on their bans if someone gets caught cheating.

In some cases we have a 2 year period on ETF2L. In all cases we have a 10 year period on TF2Center. I'm not sure how long on UGCleague.

Getting caught with an alt account during obviously extends the ban period.

Please don't take this personal, but obviously we have to set punishments to cheating.

[quote=cosmo_]
Is there a way i can start playing tf2 again legit without getting banned on all my favorite tf2 sites [/quote]
Some competitive TF2 communities have an expiration date on their bans if someone gets caught cheating.

In some cases we have a 2 year period on ETF2L. In all cases we have a 10 year period on TF2Center. I'm not sure how long on UGCleague.

Getting caught with an alt account during obviously extends the ban period.

Please don't take this personal, but obviously we have to set punishments to cheating.
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#473
-10 Frags +

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#474
5 Frags +

Some pretty obvious cheats, here's the story:

This guy added me to play some Highlander, and well, his profile has a lot to take in: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198121171963/

Should that profile be private, here are the important points:

  • 1 VAC Ban, 102 days ago as of writing this
  • 684 total hours in TF2 as of writing this
  • No roster history in UGC

I was later sent an invite from an account with only 10 hours in TF2, and a recent VAC Ban (4 days as of writing this.) The friend in common was this guy, so I inquired, as seen below.

Other account: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197964094318

I added him and chatted with him, interested to get some information, here are some chatlogs:

11:30 PM - [C5N] ID3: VAC BAN: I thought that csgo offline with bots wouldnt ban you, so I went and found some hacks online

8:06 PM - Dawn. GEEYYOOORRRGGH: What is this? http://steamcommunity.com/id/istray
8:06 PM - ID3: me
8:07 PM - Dawn. GEEYYOOORRRGGH: ...
8:07 PM - ID3: alt account
8:07 PM - ID3: xd
8:07 PM - ID3: dont use cheat engine on theHunter btw
8:07 PM - Dawn. GEEYYOOORRRGGH: Yeah, that sends a great message to me.

8:14 PM - ID3: cheating in games is something I find to be amussing but not on things like TF2 or games I take siriously. if you have seen deerhunter its a very hillariously stupid game haha

So, I did some digging for Logs, and I found a couple worth noting:
http://logs.tf/804700?highlight=76561198121171963

  • 47-27
  • All damage and kills done with the Sniper rifle
  • 78 headshots

http://logs.tf/804632?highlight=76561198121171963

  • 21-6
  • 32 headshots
  • All damage and kills done with the Sniper rifle
Some pretty obvious cheats, here's the story:

This guy added me to play some Highlander, and well, his profile has a lot to take in: [url=http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198121171963/]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198121171963/[/url]

Should that profile be private, here are the important points:
[list]
[*] 1 VAC Ban, 102 days ago as of writing this
[*] 684 total hours in TF2 as of writing this
[*] No roster history in UGC
[/list]

I was later sent an invite from an account with only 10 hours in TF2, and a recent VAC Ban (4 days as of writing this.) The friend in common was this guy, so I inquired, as seen below.

Other account: [url=http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197964094318]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197964094318[/url]

I added him and chatted with him, interested to get some information, here are some chatlogs:

[quote]
11:30 PM - [C5N] ID3: VAC BAN: I thought that csgo offline with bots wouldnt ban you, so I went and found some hacks online

8:06 PM - Dawn. GEEYYOOORRRGGH: What is this? http://steamcommunity.com/id/istray
8:06 PM - ID3: me
8:07 PM - Dawn. GEEYYOOORRRGGH: ...
8:07 PM - ID3: alt account
8:07 PM - ID3: xd
8:07 PM - ID3: dont use cheat engine on theHunter btw
8:07 PM - Dawn. GEEYYOOORRRGGH: Yeah, that sends a great message to me.

8:14 PM - ID3: cheating in games is something I find to be amussing but not on things like TF2 or games I take siriously. if you have seen deerhunter its a very hillariously stupid game haha
[/quote]

So, I did some digging for Logs, and I found a couple worth noting:
http://logs.tf/804700?highlight=76561198121171963
[list]
[*] 47-27
[*] All damage and kills done with the Sniper rifle
[*] 78 headshots
[/list]
http://logs.tf/804632?highlight=76561198121171963
[list]
[*] 21-6
[*] 32 headshots
[*] All damage and kills done with the Sniper rifle
[/list]
475
#475
1 Frags +

@ Hidi,

Seems like there is a pretty good chance he is cheating. I found another log where he did 600 DPM and 99 headshots. I find the number of headshots the most unbelievable. 600-700 DPM sniping in HL is do-able (I've done it a few times), but never gotten near 100 headshots, nor have I seen anyone else that I know is legit get anywhere near that many in a single game... http://logs.tf/783821?highlight=76561198121171963

Have you looked to see if you can find any STV's? Try to find his sizziling stats profile and see if there are any STV's. Or if you played a recent match with him that was hosted on serveme.tf, go there and try to download an STV. If you can find one, please link it here. I can look as well, but I thought I'd ask you first to see if you can come up with an STV.

@ Hidi,

Seems like there is a pretty good chance he is cheating. I found another log where he did 600 DPM and 99 headshots. I find the number of headshots the most unbelievable. 600-700 DPM sniping in HL is do-able (I've done it a few times), but never gotten near 100 headshots, nor have I seen anyone else that I know is legit get anywhere near that many in a single game... http://logs.tf/783821?highlight=76561198121171963

Have you looked to see if you can find any STV's? Try to find his sizziling stats profile and see if there are any STV's. Or if you played a recent match with him that was hosted on serveme.tf, go there and try to download an STV. If you can find one, please link it here. I can look as well, but I thought I'd ask you first to see if you can come up with an STV.
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#476
0 Frags +

I input the 64-bit IDs into SizzlingStats and TF2Center. Neither gave me great results.

SizzlingStats showed nothing for the 64-bit IDs. I also searched the names and didn't find anything.

Looking up the Logs on the second account, I found this: http://logs.tf/798251?highlight=76561197964094318

I input the 64-bit IDs into SizzlingStats and TF2Center. Neither gave me great results.

SizzlingStats showed nothing for the 64-bit IDs. I also searched the names and didn't find anything.

Looking up the Logs on the second account, I found this: [url=http://logs.tf/798251?highlight=76561197964094318]http://logs.tf/798251?highlight=76561197964094318[/url]
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#477
0 Frags +

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#478
0 Frags +
barycenterThe ID3 guy is definitely a hacker. He's been banned from SnipeZilla for about a month now: http://www.snipezilla.com/pages/tf-bans/ (#43 as of right now)

Was in that lakeside lobby against him.Whole team agreed he was hacking.

[quote=barycenter]The ID3 guy is definitely a hacker. He's been banned from SnipeZilla for about a month now: http://www.snipezilla.com/pages/tf-bans/ (#43 as of right now)[/quote]

Was in that lakeside lobby against him.Whole team agreed he was hacking.
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#479
-7 Frags +

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#480
3 Frags +

Played against this guy in a tf2center and was pretty convinced that he was hacking in some way as the game progressed.

Heres his steam profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/MagesticPenisExploder/
Center profile: http://tf2center.com/profile/76561198188461057
Logs profile: http://logs.tf/profile/76561198188461057

Heres an stv link for the game: http://na.serveme.tf/uploads/76561198125700525-77701-9-20150510.zip
Some of his shots looked a little fishy.
At tick 19k with r_drawothermodels 2 he pretty much tracks a medic through a wall and shoots at the wall.

Played against this guy in a tf2center and was pretty convinced that he was hacking in some way as the game progressed.

Heres his steam profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/MagesticPenisExploder/
Center profile: http://tf2center.com/profile/76561198188461057
Logs profile: http://logs.tf/profile/76561198188461057

Heres an stv link for the game: http://na.serveme.tf/uploads/76561198125700525-77701-9-20150510.zip
Some of his shots looked a little fishy.
At tick 19k with r_drawothermodels 2 he pretty much tracks a medic through a wall and shoots at the wall.
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