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Monkey in posh miniature winter coat found in Ikea
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http://nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/ikeamonkey.jpg?w=620

Reports are circulating on Twitter Sunday that a monkey in a Shearling winter coat was caught in the Toronto Ikea near Leslie street.

The Toronto Police say that it is unclear how the monkey got inside the Ikea or why it was there, the CBC reports.

Global news confirmed that the monkey had been taken into custody by animal services.

In Toronto, monkeys such as this one are illegal to have as pets.

“It was very bizarre to see a real live monkey there,” witness Bronwyn Page told CTV news. “It was really small and just funny dressed in the coat.”

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/12/09/social-media-alight-with-reports-of-monkey-in-posh-winter-coat-found-at-toronto-ikea/

[img]http://nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/ikeamonkey.jpg?w=620[/img]

[quote]Reports are circulating on Twitter Sunday that a monkey in a Shearling winter coat was caught in the Toronto Ikea near Leslie street.

The Toronto Police say that it is unclear how the monkey got inside the Ikea or why it was there, the CBC reports.

Global news confirmed that the monkey had been taken into custody by animal services.

In Toronto, monkeys such as this one are illegal to have as pets.

“It was very bizarre to see a real live monkey there,” witness Bronwyn Page told CTV news. “It was really small and just funny dressed in the coat.”[/quote]

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/12/09/social-media-alight-with-reports-of-monkey-in-posh-winter-coat-found-at-toronto-ikea/
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Man that place has such great meatballs

Man that place has such great meatballs
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That shit is bananas

That shit is bananas
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50 cent hotdogs
or something like that

50 cent hotdogs
or something like that
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FUCK YEAH CANADA

FUCK YEAH CANADA
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Canadians.

Canadians.
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Nice coat.

Nice coat.
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Smart bugger. Taking refuge from the polar bears, misfired hockey pucks, and high prices.

Smart bugger. Taking refuge from the polar bears, misfired hockey pucks, and high prices.
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George had resigned himself, contented himself, as he sometimes needed to remind himself, to this lifestyle. Shallow and materialistic as he knew it to be, he found a strange satisfaction in his accomplishments. And yet, for all this contentment and satisfaction, he often caught himself wandering during the day, his daydreams dancing with grand fantasies of what things may have been if he had kept his promise, if he had been with her that night and chased that impossible life. The smell of wet paint and drying plaster and those hot nights in the studio rushed back to him for a second, and his heart ached for it to be real one last time, but he was quickly back in Ikea as the voice interrupted over the intercom. He felt the cuffs of his jacket chafe hotly at his wrists, and he braced himself against the oncoming wind before walking out into the cold to find his girlfriend.

George had resigned himself, contented himself, as he sometimes needed to remind himself, to this lifestyle. Shallow and materialistic as he knew it to be, he found a strange satisfaction in his accomplishments. And yet, for all this contentment and satisfaction, he often caught himself wandering during the day, his daydreams dancing with grand fantasies of what things may have been if he had kept his promise, if he had been with her that night and chased that impossible life. The smell of wet paint and drying plaster and those hot nights in the studio rushed back to him for a second, and his heart ached for it to be real one last time, but he was quickly back in Ikea as the voice interrupted over the intercom. He felt the cuffs of his jacket chafe hotly at his wrists, and he braced himself against the oncoming wind before walking out into the cold to find his girlfriend.
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canada thread

canada thread
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Update:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2012/12/09/toronto-monkey-ikea.html

The owners, who were shopping in the store at the time, have come forward to claim the monkey, Toronto Police Sgt. Ed Dzingala told CBC News.

Dzingala said that the animal was in a car in the parking lot and it somehow let itself out of its crate. "It's a smart monkey," he said.
Update:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2012/12/09/toronto-monkey-ikea.html

[quote]The owners, who were shopping in the store at the time, have come forward to claim the monkey, Toronto Police Sgt. Ed Dzingala told CBC News.

Dzingala said that the animal was in a car in the parking lot and it somehow let itself out of its crate. "It's a smart monkey," he said.[/quote]
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C A N A D A
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Mysterious monkey in posh miniature winter coat found alone at Toronto Ikea

That headline could not be more apt or enticing

[quote] Mysterious monkey in posh miniature winter coat found alone at Toronto Ikea[/quote]

That headline could not be more apt or enticing
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oooh chimpanzee that

oooh chimpanzee that
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