you got no funk. you're all rigid, like a breadstick.

aim: walking meme

I'm going to kill you graphically, remove your skin, and turn you into a box kite

*doms 4 players in pub*
Person: wow steve hacker
Me; Lolwut
Person: I saw you headshot me through the wall
(I wasnt playing sniper, solly)
Me: Lol, im not even sniping
Person: stfu
Me: Whatever
person: You sound like ur black
Other guy: Ur mom's black
Person: Im gonna drill ur eye out so hard, bitch
Me: Guys, relax
Other guy: lol nerd
Person: I hope you die in your sleep steve, and get banned
Person Leaves game
Other guy: Gee Adolf Titler, no need to be toxic
Me: lol

Once on a valve server I've been told to climb wall of dicks

first round of an esea pug i 1-tapped a guy and he says
guy: .stats alec_
guy: yep, he's shit.

"You must write Ms. Pauling fanfiction"

I didn't understand it at the time because it only really makes sense in an english accent, but it was "kermit suicide".

walking respawn timer

"are you that tatuwah guy?"

Wahnsinniger :( ♠ : twisted are u retarded? u are looking like someone gonna come to u and do a buttsex

Socrates : fuck you Lazer autist faggot, play a real fucking class

ZhEeP: suck my nut u anime shithead
safrix: kill urself u fucking weeb waste of space
syath : atleast i dont have to be carried every season rofl

Penis Flagellation : hey pro gafagoot suck my dick ur just a penis in disguise you are shit
Penis Flagellation : i am the gtreatest oenus iof tghe wirjkd sirry u dibt know english i am bd in the english forgive m,e jesus
Penis Flagellation : hey fastco pro fucler 1v1 mwe no scope headhsot
fernanfloo : Dwsaedrvfghnb,jn ,mnmbnvxz x w
*DEAD* zakycoolstuff : what the heck?
Penis Flagellation : thats pro u move u not pro just faggot
Crazyfluffmaniac : smg snipers?
FastCo. junmu! | playcomp.tf : ??
Penis Flagellation : i bagned ur mom in ur suister
FastCo. junmu! | playcomp.tf : ???
Penis Flagellation : i will beat ur dick off for money actually im super poor with both hands
Penis Flagellation : i am te bestr ur shit fastco ur not fast ur slowco hahahaahah slowco lolll
LUNAM the Lusory Lunate Lunaris : i you think your top 2 snipers are noobs you need to releard tf2
Penis Flagellation : hey dfastco uir the shit in the anus that wont come out after much effort. ur the diarrhea
Penis Flagellation : wow uir just a btch with no pussy
Penis Flagellation : yo fast co
Penis Flagellation : ur a niggre
Penis Flagellation : ur a rascist
Penis Flagellation : and a white man
Penis Flagellation : ur not the sex

dont know about these..

javabenaduchi: relax virgin
matt: fucking weeb niggers

You suck as fuck

.

syath: whats 1 + 1?
syath: your IQ

ive never been i nsulted :)

shit thread

adam: you move like your struggling with down syndrome

eat me

nice shot

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whats ur esea

K4TUP3TU : you mother in my dick
K4TUP3TU : sorry i dont spake in inglish i spake in spainesh
K4TUP3TU : noob you mother in the bed

i was pubbing and some pubber just randomly said "does ur ass get jealous of all the shit that comes outta ur mouth"

"fuck you matty stuck your shit beggar your ass motherfuker"
"y dont u take a short strole to the fagot store and buy some skills scrub"

is this love: im taller than you sideways
Glissóli: is that an insult toward me or yourself

"fat honky cracker jew"