I went to three different parties, unfortunately I live in quite a rural area so after the second party I had to cycle around 10km to the last party in my hometown at roughly 4:30 am and drunk with two friends, when suddenly a car goes really fast over quite a big cross road and suddenly he hits his brakes makes a huge half circle diagonally over the cross road, goes over a road bump that separates it from the bicycle path and the car stops on the bicycle path and a really tiny middle eastern guy in his 30s steps out and says in the thickest accent "happy new year brooooooooo" in dutch
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I went to three different parties, unfortunately I live in quite a rural area so after the second party I had to cycle around 10km to the last party in my hometown at roughly 4:30 am and drunk with two friends, when suddenly a car goes really fast over quite a big cross road and suddenly he hits his brakes makes a huge half circle diagonally over the cross road, goes over a road bump that separates it from the bicycle path and the car stops on the bicycle path and a really tiny middle eastern guy in his 30s steps out and says in the thickest accent "happy new year brooooooooo" in dutch
TroopoI took a shot for every kid I slammed in MGE and almost died from alcohol poisoning, my friends had to take the liquor away from me. Woke up with the BIGGEST hangover.
shut up retard
[quote=Troopo]I took a shot for every kid I slammed in MGE and almost died from alcohol poisoning, my friends had to take the liquor away from me. Woke up with the BIGGEST hangover.[/quote]
shut up retard
shut up retard
my friends played counter strike
my other friends dont invite me to parties because i dont drink
played madden all night
my friends played counter strike
my other friends dont invite me to parties because i dont drink
played madden all night
my other friends dont invite me to parties because i dont drink
played madden all night
ludgeyTroopoI took a shot for every kid I slammed in MGE and almost died from alcohol poisoning, my friends had to take the liquor away from me. Woke up with the BIGGEST hangover.shut up retard
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[quote=ludgey][quote=Troopo]I took a shot for every kid I slammed in MGE and almost died from alcohol poisoning, my friends had to take the liquor away from me. Woke up with the BIGGEST hangover.[/quote]
shut up retard[/quote]
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shut up retard[/quote]
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