Well as usual I was daydreaming about my first (future) kiss when I was swimming as it passes by the time. Halfway through a set I suddenly realized that my first kiss might be awkward as fuck because I have no experience. So I started to try to kiss my hand because that would be the closest thing to a girl that I can practice on because my hand moves and stuff, without being creepy around anyone else. Unfortunately of course there's no "visual" and I feel like I'm just kissing my hand. Should I try a mirror or would that cross the boundaries? Plus if I get caught kissing my hand I could just say I was licking some juice off or something, while if I was making out with a metaphorical me it would be a lot harder to explain.
Help me TF.TV!
Well as usual I was daydreaming about my first (future) kiss when I was swimming as it passes by the time. Halfway through a set I suddenly realized that my first kiss might be awkward as fuck because I have no experience. So I started to try to kiss my hand because that would be the closest thing to a girl that I can practice on because my hand moves and stuff, without being creepy around anyone else. Unfortunately of course there's no "visual" and I feel like I'm just kissing my hand. Should I try a mirror or would that cross the boundaries? Plus if I get caught kissing my hand I could just say I was licking some juice off or something, while if I was making out with a metaphorical me it would be a lot harder to explain.
Help me TF.TV!
It'll come naturally, Stultus.
It'll come naturally, Stultus.
the inside of your elbow feels quite like lips apparently. Though I suppose it looks ridiculous.
the inside of your elbow feels quite like lips apparently. Though I suppose it looks ridiculous.
Read the title of this thread, knew it was going to be Stultus.
Read the title of this thread, knew it was going to be Stultus.
Shove your tongue down their throat like you're infecting them, like in Alien
Shove your tongue down their throat like you're infecting them, like in Alien
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i'm in the same predicament
maybe we can help each other out
i'm in the same predicament
maybe we can help each other out
Your first time kissing and having sex are gonna be like the first time you walked, except you'll remember them. You'll either be a badass with natural skill, or you'll fail miserably. Either way, you get good at them eventually.
Your first time kissing and having sex are gonna be like the first time you walked, except you'll remember them. You'll either be a badass with natural skill, or you'll fail miserably. Either way, you get good at them eventually.
The inside of your cheek kinda feels like the inside of a vagina
The inside of your cheek kinda feels like the inside of a vagina
Your best bet is to practice with your mother.
Your best bet is to practice with your mother.
You have to do kissups, lie on the floor face down, and try to bring yourself up by puckering your lips.
You have to do kissups, lie on the floor face down, and try to bring yourself up by puckering your lips.
Stick M&Ms to the mirror and practice taking them off with your lips.
Stick M&Ms to the mirror and practice taking them off with your lips.
You play competitive TF2. You don't need to worry about things like that.
You play competitive TF2. You don't need to worry about things like that.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyf0YwUJcqk[/youtube]
stultusI was daydreaming about my first (future) kiss when I was swimming
That could have ended embarrassingly.
[quote=stultus]I was daydreaming about my first (future) kiss when I was swimming[/quote]
That could have ended embarrassingly.
saw the name of this thread was like has to be stultus i called it
saw the name of this thread was like has to be stultus i called it
ill help you practice ^_~
ill help you practice ^_~
wpminnowsi'm in the same predicament
maybe we can help each other out
Stultus x Minnows
[quote=wpminnows]i'm in the same predicament
maybe we can help each other out[/quote]
Stultus x Minnows
omniShove your tongue down their throat like you're infecting them, like in Alien
Visual representation to use as an example
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[quote=omni]Shove your tongue down their throat like you're infecting them, like in Alien[/quote]
Visual representation to use as an example
[img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/224819_4451503359537_1325363448_n.jpg[/img]
painfully relevant to so many people here
painfully relevant to so many people here
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that's illegal on other planets you know someone might find it offensive
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that's illegal on other planets you know someone might find it offensive
Don't worry Stultus... I'm sure you will be a natural.
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I can't tell you how exactly, but one thing for sure: your lips will be huge after your first one.
I can't tell you how exactly, but one thing for sure: your lips will be huge after your first one.