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McDonalds Roast
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#1
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https://archive.fo/dY1IH

glorious

https://archive.fo/dY1IH

glorious
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#2
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i wonder who got fired

i wonder who got fired
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#3
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rocketslayi wonder who got fired

No clue but McDonalds is saying they got hacked after being notified by twitter.

[quote=rocketslay]i wonder who got fired[/quote]

No clue but McDonalds is saying they got hacked after being notified by twitter.
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#4
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i dont believe that

i dont believe that
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#5
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this is not a world event

this is not a world event
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#6
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McDonald's is a size queen, who would've thought.

McDonald's is a size queen, who would've thought.
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#7
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legend

legend
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#8
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hoolithis is not a world event

i beg to differ

[quote=hooli]this is not a world event[/quote]

i beg to differ
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#9
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i always thought it was weird when Trump was getting bullied about his small hands and he came back with his "I'm big where it matters" retort. Dude you got small hands, any dick would look big with those little fingers wrapped around it.

i always thought it was weird when Trump was getting bullied about his small hands and he came back with his "I'm big where it matters" retort. Dude you got small hands, any dick would look big with those little fingers wrapped around it.
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#10
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DoctorMiggyi always thought it was weird when Trump was getting bullied about his small hands and he came back with his "I'm big where it matters" retort. Dude you got small hands, any dick would look big with those little fingers wrapped around it.

you don't measure dick with hands

[quote=DoctorMiggy]i always thought it was weird when Trump was getting bullied about his small hands and he came back with his "I'm big where it matters" retort. Dude you got small hands, any dick would look big with those little fingers wrapped around it.[/quote]

you don't measure dick with hands
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#11
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someones jealous that he doesnt have a 2 hand dick

someones jealous that he doesnt have a 2 hand dick
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#12
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Dampstayyou don't measure dick with hands

What unit of measurement would you use to buy custom dick paraphernalia if not hands?

[quote=Dampstay]
you don't measure dick with hands[/quote]

What unit of measurement would you use to buy custom dick paraphernalia if not hands?
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#13
8 Frags +

ruler :D

ruler :D
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#14
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whos hands would be the standard? thatd be p gay if you measured your dick with another guys hand

whos hands would be the standard? thatd be p gay if you measured your dick with another guys hand
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#15
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TERRYCREWSDampstayyou don't measure dick with hands
What unit of measurement would you use to buy custom dick paraphernalia if not hands?

Yard sticks

[quote=TERRYCREWS][quote=Dampstay]
you don't measure dick with hands[/quote]

What unit of measurement would you use to buy custom dick paraphernalia if not hands?[/quote]

Yard sticks
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DoctorMiggyi always thought it was weird when Trump was getting bullied about his small hands and he came back with his "I'm big where it matters" retort. Dude you got small hands, any dick would look big with those little fingers wrapped around it.

I bet you $10000 Donald Trump has bigger hands than you

[quote=DoctorMiggy]i always thought it was weird when Trump was getting bullied about his small hands and he came back with his "I'm big where it matters" retort. Dude you got small hands, any dick would look big with those little fingers wrapped around it.[/quote]

I bet you $10000 Donald Trump has bigger hands than you
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THEBILLDOZERwhos hands would be the standard? thatd be p gay if you measured your dick with another guys hand

It doesn't have to be a guys hand

[quote=THEBILLDOZER]whos hands would be the standard? thatd be p gay if you measured your dick with another guys hand[/quote]
It doesn't have to be a guys hand
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pendaTHEBILLDOZERwhos hands would be the standard? thatd be p gay if you measured your dick with another guys handIt doesn't have to be a guys hand

No, no, let's see where this is going

[quote=penda][quote=THEBILLDOZER]whos hands would be the standard? thatd be p gay if you measured your dick with another guys hand[/quote]
It doesn't have to be a guys hand[/quote]

No, no, let's see where this is going
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i mean at the end of the day he's a millionaire and president of the united states

i mean at the end of the day he's a millionaire and president of the united states
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FzzypendaTHEBILLDOZERwhos hands would be the standard? thatd be p gay if you measured your dick with another guys handIt doesn't have to be a guys hand
No, no, let's see where this is going

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_(unit)
a hand is 4 inches
if my dick is 2 hands long
and the average hanoverian is 18 hands high
then that makes my dick 1/9th the height of a horse
i dont like my dick being compared to horses
ill never be able to compete with that

[quote=Fzzy][quote=penda][quote=THEBILLDOZER]whos hands would be the standard? thatd be p gay if you measured your dick with another guys hand[/quote]
It doesn't have to be a guys hand[/quote]

No, no, let's see where this is going[/quote]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_(unit)
a hand is 4 inches
if my dick is 2 hands long
and the average hanoverian is 18 hands high
then that makes my dick 1/9th the height of a horse
i dont like my dick being compared to horses
ill never be able to compete with that
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#21
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THEBILLDOZERFzzypendaTHEBILLDOZERwhos hands would be the standard? thatd be p gay if you measured your dick with another guys handIt doesn't have to be a guys hand
No, no, let's see where this is going
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_(unit)
a hand is 4 inches
if my dick is 2 hands long
and the average hanoverian is 18 hands high
then that makes my dick 1/9th the height of a horse
i dont like my dick being compared to horses
ill never be able to compete with that

I think I just realized why he was called "Mr. Hands".

[quote=THEBILLDOZER][quote=Fzzy][quote=penda][quote=THEBILLDOZER]whos hands would be the standard? thatd be p gay if you measured your dick with another guys hand[/quote]
It doesn't have to be a guys hand[/quote]

No, no, let's see where this is going[/quote]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_(unit)
a hand is 4 inches
if my dick is 2 hands long
and the average hanoverian is 18 hands high
then that makes my dick 1/9th the height of a horse
i dont like my dick being compared to horses
ill never be able to compete with that[/quote]
I think I just realized why he was called "Mr. Hands".
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Not_MatlockI think I just realized why he was called "Mr. Hands".

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[quote=Not_Matlock]
I think I just realized why he was called "Mr. Hands".[/quote]

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