I'll be ur gf pankey <3

Bit of a catch-22 you're putting yourself in by making yourself so desperate for release that you'll go for the first broad to look your way. I can guarantee you that said broad will not be worth it.
Quit beating off, sure, but you NEED to replace it with something else that will take the edge off. Chicks dig woke ass skaters/ BMX'ers, but those ones are all stoners and I know you're trying to avoid anything fun in your life. My suggestion: ditch the "I deserve" approach to women (they won't know that immediately, you gotta earn it), hang out in pretentious art house cafes, and pound out your thoughts on an old typewriter before retreating to the wood cabin you built yourself. Guaranteed success.

Don't do it. You'll explode!

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

I have a pretty feminine penis if that's what you're looking for

After a month you might feel a lot worse about not jerking off than you ever felt about not having a gf

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/fwsk_YEiXWqa4N13bzTeCRNLC0WHjRIpQKyVPTFclovUo4F86EsKBlYHhOY-TFGCBFaz5wWuiMCFweGu3j-10hJiGuSG02HWbhVhA88XKSfkZTpM0gmKx8La2hUkJvQZj8vLM3Qu95WrvDJFOnCRRYNusoqzTbBIqwGMAyTrqBDV5Jlgf2xHpq8vTNkfqqSiVldtrLRTiCzJPWa7wq-BsMeTKS9ptlvJH6J7XtAL7rKv9pjZG7F0ramkzfNnihT66WcDYgRmq-m4wcUzZ0hKgZZCl-Od_VR0876PUpAb29xSL7-PkH8s1FvQZrWsGuXOXNnbt6aMfHMnr-3c_1AXauX33LjMTJ7Iov-pkArn-Rw8s5dGA14aYiO5AMthCP0KrBXGqx4XsdjnZ7zyk-0dY_gZ5ne4O-sur9AgUfDSrQj0852iq2i5j51FGtTBCX31YNPSWWGXV5chk5pIfmDiH9sNgkB8boiJMsVvTFg2CvUe3d3nQet3Dxh7-R7JiO_qdH-f0tYzXMbia6yqHHBSVzxLLSad3dmSTakhWKw5C5McIGy3MTb8OQUtveNZt-E3-3pc5c7vQU-UObIyJD0U_gmu2-4hf8MwHrjWsItRyfnoJaQgkHu2=w702-h441-no

This isn't healthy, please stop.

Might need to stop you right there. If you think married = more sex then you are in for a rude awakening. rofl

So this means your potential kids will jerk off regularly. Sounds like a possible win/win ;)

why not just go up to a girl and ask her for her number XD

i hope pankey's potential kids also get to read these posts

http://image.prntscr.com/image/947779662b6a4262b6f83983ebb281f0.png

Seems like motivation to fuck more than motivation to be in a relationship there pankster

Prostitutes?

has it already been a month

I think "girlfriend" is much too forward, you should use a less presumptive phrase! Might I also suggest trying to reach out to your audience with some catchy advertisement (see image below for example!!) Good luck on your love quest!!!

http://i.imgur.com/gUWOe4c.png

change ur name to panknofapn

is this a chris-chan picture