I am a road rage news story waiting to happen. Ticking fucking time bomb.
I drive properly and safely all the time but there are just so many bad drivers.

Balloons, the popping sound
Since childhood
I have a fucking phobia not kidding dont even get close to me with those crafts of satan

fear of silence/white noise

so the lack of noise at night when you sleep or radio/television static just puts me on edge

i have to sleep with music most nights

What about fire crackers and/or people shooting guns near you?

I can relate to this big time. I literally can't sleep without background noise like a fan or air conditioner.

Yeah fuck that also, just loud unexpected noises in general

entities in my room at night

Fucking slugs. Just the name sends shivers down my spine. Every time I'm walking around outside and one of these motherfuckers is just on the ground I freeze in fear. No idea why.

I remember this one time in the 5th grade we took a field trip to this reserve called Tiger Mountain and there was this bridge we had to cross on the trail we were taking. The thing is, it was absolutely covered in slugs. I refused to cross it myself and almost started crying. Long story short one of the chaperones literally carried me across lmao.

https://i.imgur.com/LXY2Ijs.jpg

I've held snakes in my neck and had a tarantula on my hand and it didn't faze me, but I'm scared of wasps, simply jump at the sight of them. Probably not all that irrational since I once got stung in my ear by one. One time one crawled up my shirt and stung me 3-4 times before I ripped my shirt open in the middle in Cologne like some awful Superman impersonation.

Things are literally Hitler to me.

also this
if you ever feel useless, remember that somewhere out there there are people who's job is installing turning signals in BMWs

How much of a fucking weirdo i was in high school surfacing and somehow ruining my life that I'm currently happy with.
Like my boss calling me and saying "Billy, we got a fax today. It's from Holly, from your debate class. She told us everything. We're going to have to let you go. "

Moths, the way they fly, move and hit things just freaks me out. I break out into nervous laughter around them and panic. Translates over to butterflies too..

this is irrational???

Food spilled on the floor (and likely stepped on). Things like grapes, tomatoes, and other fruits. I actually almost vomit one time when I saw a stepped on baby tomato on the cafeteria floor.

Also, for someone whenever I post something on TFTV, I always worry about how it will do and what the community will think of my post.

Big boats or metal things in water, especially propellers, even if they're part of a shipwreck. Apparently this is called submechanophobia.

Moving forward in life.

being autistic and no one has had the guts to tell me yet

the tf2 community is well known for not calling people autistic

i meant in real life...

When in the middle of the day you suddenly think you forgot to close the door or turn the gas off at home. Then your imagination does its work and makes it even worse.
Also I sometimes fear dying from a plane crashing into my house (like what are the chances of this happening?).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalassophobia

I dont like the sea :(

vomiting
falling ill
death
flying
the ocean
loud places
heights
spiders
undercook/off food
hospitals

http://i.imgur.com/tYC75WY.jpg

it's irrational because ive never experienced it, or really ever seen it happen other than shit on youtube or tv

Anything involving my eyes getting damaged. When I'm shaving I'm always afraid that my hand will slip and slit my eye open. Or when I'm eating that I might somehow jam the fork in there.

i hate feet so much goddammit why do people like the ugliest and most disgusting part of the body

emetophobia

I remember once december evening where at around 10 pm im plowing back through the snow with my bicycle, going very slow cuz of it, and this woman in a BMW yells at me when i'm about 25 meters away from her that i have to watch out , while she stopped halfway over the bicycling path, waiting to turn for forever i guess, what did she think, that i'm going to bicycle headlong into her car and maybe leave a scratch? Talk about an irrational fear lmao.

tf2 not being at i61