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pls help (men only)
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Okay so basically I jerked off I think twice or three times really violently today and now I feel an immense amount of pain whenever pull back or stretch forward my foreskin, also one of the veins by the left side of my shaft (where the pain is felt) is popping out and looks really dark blue/almost black even when I'm flacid. Should I seek immediate medical attention or am I fine?

If it helps, it really hurts when I'm not peeing.

Okay so basically I jerked off I think twice or three times really violently today and now I feel an immense amount of pain whenever pull back or stretch forward my foreskin, also one of the veins by the left side of my shaft (where the pain is felt) is popping out and looks really dark blue/almost black even when I'm flacid. Should I seek immediate medical attention or am I fine?

If it helps, it really hurts when I'm not peeing.
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what the fuck

what the fuck
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#3
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it's the divine punishment of god, sinner

it's the divine punishment of god, sinner
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#4
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swallow ur pride and go to a doctor
try to avoid getting ur parents involved if possible

swallow ur pride and go to a doctor
try to avoid getting ur parents involved if possible
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#5
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see a doctor

see a doctor
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#6
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rub some dirt on it

rub some dirt on it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CUvmmjAlm4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CUvmmjAlm4
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https://68.media.tumblr.com/d6174ed3c35263d2f502c16e5b9397d3/tumblr_o6ihgd4mdk1v7g8zmo1_400.gif

[img]https://68.media.tumblr.com/d6174ed3c35263d2f502c16e5b9397d3/tumblr_o6ihgd4mdk1v7g8zmo1_400.gif[/img]
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i dont have my foreskin anymore so cant help you sorry

i dont have my foreskin anymore so cant help you sorry
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Sounds like a combination of Phimosis and poor masturbatory habits. As long as it doesn't hurt to pee, you should be fine. If your having problems in the morning, seek medical help. You need to use lube and ease up on you grip dude. Also masturbating 3 times a day isn't healthy. If you keep this up your going to have an erectile dysfunction latter in life. Your body is telling you to get a girlfriend, so you need to help it accomplish that goal.

This embarrassing forum is a good point to tell yourself its time to hit the gym, get swole, and maybe pick up a new hobby that isn't at the computer (try taking dancing classes, you wont regret it).

Sounds like a combination of Phimosis and poor masturbatory habits. As long as it doesn't hurt to pee, you should be fine. If your having problems in the morning, seek medical help. You need to use lube and ease up on you grip dude. Also masturbating 3 times a day isn't healthy. If you keep this up your going to have an erectile dysfunction latter in life. Your body is telling you to get a girlfriend, so you need to help it accomplish that goal.

This embarrassing forum is a good point to tell yourself its time to hit the gym, get swole, and maybe pick up a new hobby that isn't at the computer (try taking dancing classes, you wont regret it).
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non-circumcisionfags BTFO

non-circumcisionfags BTFO
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#12
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dear god please go to the doctor just in case, your dick is on the line

dear god please go to the doctor just in case, your dick is on the line
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Lay off the stims my dude.

Lay off the stims my dude.
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#15
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get a band-aid

get a band-aid
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bandaid
FUCK NINJAD

bandaid
FUCK NINJAD
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Brolynon-circumcisionfags BTFO

enjoy ur Dry penis while i suck on my UNCUT BOYFRIEND's dick and play around his foreskin w/ my TONGUE!!!!!

[quote=Broly]non-circumcisionfags BTFO[/quote]
enjoy ur Dry penis while i suck on my UNCUT BOYFRIEND's dick and play around his foreskin w/ my TONGUE!!!!!
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yukariBrolynon-circumcisionfags BTFOenjoy ur Dry penis while i suck on my UNCUT BOYFRIEND's dick and play around his foreskin w/ my TONGUE!!!!!

Dam that sounds way better than not having a foreskin
Is there anyway I can fix this

[quote=yukari][quote=Broly]non-circumcisionfags BTFO[/quote]
enjoy ur Dry penis while i suck on my UNCUT BOYFRIEND's dick and play around his foreskin w/ my TONGUE!!!!![/quote]
Dam that sounds way better than not having a foreskin
Is there anyway I can fix this
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THEBILLDOZERyukariBrolynon-circumcisionfags BTFOenjoy ur Dry penis while i suck on my UNCUT BOYFRIEND's dick and play around his foreskin w/ my TONGUE!!!!!Dam that sounds way better than not having a foreskin
Is there anyway I can fix this

reverse-jew yourself

[quote=THEBILLDOZER][quote=yukari][quote=Broly]non-circumcisionfags BTFO[/quote]
enjoy ur Dry penis while i suck on my UNCUT BOYFRIEND's dick and play around his foreskin w/ my TONGUE!!!!![/quote]
Dam that sounds way better than not having a foreskin
Is there anyway I can fix this[/quote]
reverse-jew yourself
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