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types of TF2 circlejerks
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I'm back, and a couple of friends were telling me to reinstall tf2 but after watching that the drama is way too spicy now and things have become even worse I decided to make a new thread, dedicated to the current state of the so called "circlejerks" in comp tf2. Gotta mention that these arent even my own opinions, these got gathered from streamers, other threads and friends, this time without being that retarded. (also apparently I recently got unbanned):

1: The "I'm too cool I meme". Just your average douche and his friends, usually the leader streams and gets around +10 viewers avg playing pugs/pubs and how funny it is watching someone throwing in inhouses/pugchamp.

2: the "mge lords unite". People who spare their 24 hours each day like this: 23 hours of mge, 50 minutes of pubbing and 10 minutes to shit, eat and sleep, they only talk about mge and the people they fight on mge and have a "head collection" of popular players they beat.

3: the "underage people who need internet friends urgently". Your average IRL underachiever. they age from 13-17 y/o, they are usually really good at the game but they love forcing friendships. They exclusevely talk about tf2, LAN's (even if some never attended to one), etc, nothing else can enter their brain... well maybe CS:GO from time to time

4: the "sugarcoaters". Group of people who call toxic anyone who is giving feedback/criticizing any friend of them. They are usually HL players who made their move to the 6's scene. Everything they do is okay, if they perform like shit they will have someone else saying "NO ITS OKAY YOU DID GOOD KEEP DOING THE SAME SHIT".

5: the "omg gramer grill". Some men, like myself, are really bad at videogames. But obviously same thing can also happen to women. However, this circlejerk usually follows a girl who performs TERRIBLE but they never get feedback or any critque (which can also be considered sugarcoating). The avg tf2 girl dates a sniper main or a 24/7 2fort player (if they both have a decent backpack they just play mvm)

6: the "heart-broken weebs". these people usually love talking about depression silently, without getting into the emo zone, and also anime They usually have names of their ex virtual gf's, the girls they stalk at school, or other depressed names like "eternal rains" or "super cold winters" some shit like that. Obligatory vaporwave steam artwork/rain gifs, or just emptying the entire profile including games played (way too obvious, like people who do that shit instead of making their profile private like we understand the edge).

7: the "b4nny subs". the name speaks for itself, kids who worship b4nny and everything he does is always right and everything he says is always correct. The younger ones call "bad" the invite players he also calls bad. You usually find them in casual waitng for b4nny, others add up on pugchamp waiting to get picked by him.

my new favorite:

8: the "every brit is fucking toxic". this one is even more self explanatory. Americans who try to be french or danish calling every single englishman toxic when they NEVER got the chance to play with/against one, but they go around typing in threads and streams that they hate them for absolute no reason. Funny because when drezzo played for my team everyone called him a brit carry.

That's it for today ladies and gents, just on a sidenote: I dont want to spread any kind of hate, neither I'm showing any to anyone. This is just mixed opinions of different people to the current state of the community. I also have nothing against (neither want to affiliate) with any kind of people I mentioned. It's the internet anyone can be whatever the F they want and do what they are allowed

I'm back, and a couple of friends were telling me to reinstall tf2 but after watching that the drama is way too spicy now and things have become even worse I decided to make a new thread, dedicated to the current state of the so called "circlejerks" in comp tf2. Gotta mention that these arent even my own opinions, these got gathered from streamers, other threads and friends, this time without being that retarded. (also apparently I recently got unbanned):

1: The "I'm too cool I meme". Just your average douche and his friends, usually the leader streams and gets around +10 viewers avg playing pugs/pubs and how funny it is watching someone throwing in inhouses/pugchamp.

2: the "mge lords unite". People who spare their 24 hours each day like this: 23 hours of mge, 50 minutes of pubbing and 10 minutes to shit, eat and sleep, they only talk about mge and the people they fight on mge and have a "head collection" of popular players they beat.

3: the "underage people who need internet friends urgently". Your average IRL underachiever. they age from 13-17 y/o, they are usually really good at the game but they love forcing friendships. They exclusevely talk about tf2, LAN's (even if some never attended to one), etc, nothing else can enter their brain... well maybe CS:GO from time to time

4: the "sugarcoaters". Group of people who call toxic anyone who is giving feedback/criticizing any friend of them. They are usually HL players who made their move to the 6's scene. Everything they do is okay, if they perform like shit they will have someone else saying "NO ITS OKAY YOU DID GOOD KEEP DOING THE SAME SHIT".

5: the "omg gramer grill". Some men, like myself, are really bad at videogames. But obviously same thing can also happen to women. However, this circlejerk usually follows a girl who performs TERRIBLE but they never get feedback or any critque (which can also be considered sugarcoating). The avg tf2 girl dates a sniper main or a 24/7 2fort player (if they both have a decent backpack they just play mvm)

6: the "heart-broken weebs". these people usually love talking about depression silently, without getting into the emo zone, and also anime They usually have names of their ex virtual gf's, the girls they stalk at school, or other depressed names like "eternal rains" or "super cold winters" some shit like that. Obligatory vaporwave steam artwork/rain gifs, or just emptying the entire profile including games played (way too obvious, like people who do that shit instead of making their profile private like we understand the edge).

7: the "b4nny subs". the name speaks for itself, kids who worship b4nny and everything he does is always right and everything he says is always correct. The younger ones call "bad" the invite players he also calls bad. You usually find them in casual waitng for b4nny, others add up on pugchamp waiting to get picked by him.

my new favorite:

8: the "every brit is fucking toxic". this one is even more self explanatory. Americans who try to be french or danish calling every single englishman toxic when they NEVER got the chance to play with/against one, but they go around typing in threads and streams that they hate them for absolute no reason. Funny because when drezzo played for my team everyone called him a brit carry.

That's it for today ladies and gents, just on a sidenote: I dont want to spread any kind of hate, neither I'm showing any to anyone. This is just mixed opinions of different people to the current state of the community. I also have nothing against (neither want to affiliate) with any kind of people I mentioned. It's the internet anyone can be whatever the F they want and do what they are allowed
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reban him

reban him
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#3
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who hurt you?

who hurt you?
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#4
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https://image.prntscr.com/image/iT91H0xRQRabcglijqKdKQ.png

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#5
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I have heard from inside sources that Psi is an alt of some retard UGC player named Shake It Baby. Please perma ban him because he is an alt.

I have heard from inside sources that Psi is an alt of some retard UGC player named Shake It Baby. Please perma ban him because he is an alt.
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#6
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fyggreban him

here's the first comment looking for upfrags, dont forget to bandwagon into comments like this!

[quote=fygg]reban him[/quote]

here's the first comment looking for upfrags, dont forget to bandwagon into comments like this!
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#7
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ImmatureLlamawho hurt you?

the edge

[quote=ImmatureLlama]who hurt you?[/quote]

the edge
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#8
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THEBILLDOZERhttps://image.prntscr.com/image/iT91H0xRQRabcglijqKdKQ.png

I love this thank you

[quote=THEBILLDOZER][img]https://image.prntscr.com/image/iT91H0xRQRabcglijqKdKQ.png[/img][/quote]

I love this thank you
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#9
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Nigga U Not Speakin English

Nigga U Not Speakin English
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#10
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ImmatureLlamawho hurt you?

Verbal ABUSE from banny

[quote=ImmatureLlama]who hurt you?[/quote]
[s]Verbal[/s] ABUSE from [h][b]b[i]a[/i]nny[/b][/h]
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#11
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The younger ones call "bad" the invite players he also calls bad.

Like Vro This Is Not english This is some Straight Gibbarish

The younger ones call "bad" the invite players he also calls bad.

Like Vro This Is Not english This is some Straight Gibbarish
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#12
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what circlejerk are you in?

what circlejerk are you in?
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#13
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Spritewhat circlejerk are you in?

the "nobody loves/cares about" circlejerk. People who dont give any shits anymore and have absolute 0 affiliation now, but since sometimes I like to type retarded stuff on the internet cuz its legal

[quote=Sprite]what circlejerk are you in?[/quote]

the "nobody loves/cares about" circlejerk. People who dont give any shits anymore and have absolute 0 affiliation now, but since sometimes I like to type retarded stuff on the internet cuz its legal
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#14
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Psi8: the "every brit is fucking toxic". this one is even more self explanatory.

https://i.redditmedia.com/NhBrWewDdS0eVbesemPjKUqJGQnz-BbRQK9mY07Re_4.jpg?w=450&s=e5d5df7050c7289a0c2e10acba49e333

[quote=Psi]8: the "every brit is fucking toxic". this one is even more self explanatory.[/quote]
[img]https://i.redditmedia.com/NhBrWewDdS0eVbesemPjKUqJGQnz-BbRQK9mY07Re_4.jpg?w=450&s=e5d5df7050c7289a0c2e10acba49e333[/img]
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#15
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I'm not readding you.

I'm not readding you.
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the "heart-broken weebs". these people usually love talking about depression silently, without getting into the emo zone, and also anime They usually have names of their ex virtual gf's, the girls they stalk at school, or other depressed names like "eternal rains" or "super cold winters" some shit like that. Obligatory vaporwave steam artwork/rain gifs, or just emptying the entire profile including games played (way too obvious, like people who do that shit instead of making their profile private like we understand the edge).

holy shit u read me like a fucking book

the "heart-broken weebs". these people usually love talking about depression silently, without getting into the emo zone, and also anime They usually have names of their ex virtual gf's, the girls they stalk at school, or other depressed names like "eternal rains" or "super cold winters" some shit like that. Obligatory vaporwave steam artwork/rain gifs, or just emptying the entire profile including games played (way too obvious, like people who do that shit instead of making their profile private like we understand the edge).

holy shit u read me like a fucking book
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zheepThe younger ones call "bad" the invite players he also calls bad.

Like Vro This Is Not english This is some Straight Gibbarish

yeah I meant to say that if b4nny calls someone bad, some of his subs will call him bad as well even if they arent

[quote=zheep]The younger ones call "bad" the invite players he also calls bad.

Like Vro This Is Not english This is some Straight Gibbarish[/quote]

yeah I meant to say that if b4nny calls someone bad, some of his subs will call him bad as well even if they arent
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#18
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yightthe "heart-broken weebs". these people usually love talking about depression silently, without getting into the emo zone, and also anime They usually have names of their ex virtual gf's, the girls they stalk at school, or other depressed names like "eternal rains" or "super cold winters" some shit like that. Obligatory vaporwave steam artwork/rain gifs, or just emptying the entire profile including games played (way too obvious, like people who do that shit instead of making their profile private like we understand the edge).

holy shit u read me like a fucking book

didnt know you were a weeb

[quote=yight]the "heart-broken weebs". these people usually love talking about depression silently, without getting into the emo zone, and also anime They usually have names of their ex virtual gf's, the girls they stalk at school, or other depressed names like "eternal rains" or "super cold winters" some shit like that. Obligatory vaporwave steam artwork/rain gifs, or just emptying the entire profile including games played (way too obvious, like people who do that shit instead of making their profile private like we understand the edge).

holy shit u read me like a fucking book[/quote]

didnt know you were a weeb
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Psithe "nobody loves/cares about" circlejerk. People who dont give any shits anymore and have absolute 0 affiliation now.

R u like the lost boys from peter pan?

[quote=Psi]the "nobody loves/cares about" circlejerk. People who dont give any shits anymore and have absolute 0 affiliation now.[/quote]

R u like the lost boys from peter pan?
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I wish there was a way to help you, but you seem to reject all help to the point where all help rejects you.

Sorry Psi.

I wish there was a way to help you, but you seem to reject all help to the point where all help rejects you.

Sorry Psi.
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dishsoapI wish there was a way to help you, but you seem to reject all help to the point where all help rejects you.

Sorry Psi.

What help? I dont think some stupid normal human being needs any kind of help for spending time into typing on the itnernet. I'm actually pretty good right now but I always appreciated your support

[quote=dishsoap]I wish there was a way to help you, but you seem to reject all help to the point where all help rejects you.

Sorry Psi.[/quote]

What help? I dont think some stupid normal human being needs any kind of help for spending time into typing on the itnernet. I'm actually pretty good right now but I always appreciated your support
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#22
11 Frags +

which one am i in

which one am i in
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uberchainPsi8: the "every brit is fucking toxic". this one is even more self explanatory.https://i.redditmedia.com/NhBrWewDdS0eVbesemPjKUqJGQnz-BbRQK9mY07Re_4.jpg?w=450&s=e5d5df7050c7289a0c2e10acba49e333

haha true every single brit I played with said things like "AW MEE FAWKING GOD" or "what's the new word lad" or "that's pretty fucking gay mate"

[quote=uberchain][quote=Psi]8: the "every brit is fucking toxic". this one is even more self explanatory.[/quote]
[img]https://i.redditmedia.com/NhBrWewDdS0eVbesemPjKUqJGQnz-BbRQK9mY07Re_4.jpg?w=450&s=e5d5df7050c7289a0c2e10acba49e333[/img][/quote]

haha true every single brit I played with said things like "AW MEE FAWKING GOD" or "what's the new word lad" or "that's pretty fucking gay mate"
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#24
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psi identify me next

psi identify me next
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alderpsi identify me next

have a dinner with me bae so I get to know you better

[quote=alder]psi identify me next[/quote]

have a dinner with me bae so I get to know you better
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#26
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Psialderpsi identify me next
have a dinner with me bae so I get to know you better

i'll see u at red lobster then

[quote=Psi][quote=alder]psi identify me next[/quote]

have a dinner with me bae so I get to know you better[/quote]
i'll see u at red lobster then
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#27
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tag urself im #8

tag urself im #8
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#28
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Psi The avg tf2 girl dates a sniper main or a 24/7 2fort player (if they both have a decent backpack they just play mvm)

now taking applications!!

[quote=Psi] The avg tf2 girl dates a sniper main or a 24/7 2fort player (if they both have a decent backpack they just play mvm)[/quote]

now taking applications!!
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#29
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why was he unbanned

why was he unbanned
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#30
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PsidishsoapI wish there was a way to help you, but you seem to reject all help to the point where all help rejects you.

Sorry Psi.

What help? I dont think some stupid normal human being needs any kind of help for spending time into typing on the itnernet. I'm actually pretty good right now but I always appreciated your support

aaaand that's a tinkmeister.

https://media.giphy.com/media/SabSYEpsVh0di/giphy.gif

[quote=Psi][quote=dishsoap]I wish there was a way to help you, but you seem to reject all help to the point where all help rejects you.

Sorry Psi.[/quote]

What help? I dont think some [b][u]stupid normal[/u][/b] human being needs any kind of help for spending time into typing on the itnernet. I'm actually pretty good right now but I always appreciated your support[/quote]

aaaand that's a tinkmeister.
[img]https://media.giphy.com/media/SabSYEpsVh0di/giphy.gif[/img]
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