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Need help urgently
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there are only 2 things I fear in life, heights and moths, no other animal gives me the flibbie jibbies

BUT IT DOESNT HELP THAT THERES BEEN A FUCKING GIGANTIC ASS MOTH IN MY KITCHEN NOT ALLOWING ME TO GET MY FOOD FOR ALMOST 2 DAYS I HAVE TO ENTER WITH LITERALLY GOGGLES ON AND GLOVES LIKE I CAN DEAL WITH RATS, TARANTULAS AND SHIT BUT MOTHS FUCK THAT I need help pls the internet tells me I have to take it out with my bare hands but no thanks I'm not touching that. Alexandros told me to kill it but its gonna get nasty, also bugspray didnt kill the fucker and scaring it away just pisses it off.

I remember dealing wtih an angry honey badger looking for food in my apartments backyard but at least they dont fly and you can just kick the fuck outta them.

TLDR A MOTH IS GONNA KILL ME HELP

PS IM ACTUALLY NOT JOKING

there are only 2 things I fear in life, heights and moths, no other animal gives me the flibbie jibbies

BUT IT DOESNT HELP THAT THERES BEEN A FUCKING GIGANTIC ASS MOTH IN MY KITCHEN NOT ALLOWING ME TO GET MY FOOD FOR ALMOST 2 DAYS I HAVE TO ENTER WITH LITERALLY GOGGLES ON AND GLOVES LIKE I CAN DEAL WITH RATS, TARANTULAS AND SHIT BUT MOTHS FUCK THAT I need help pls the internet tells me I have to take it out with my bare hands but no thanks I'm not touching that. Alexandros told me to kill it but its gonna get nasty, also bugspray didnt kill the fucker and scaring it away just pisses it off.

I remember dealing wtih an angry honey badger looking for food in my apartments backyard but at least they dont fly and you can just kick the fuck outta them.

TLDR A MOTH IS GONNA KILL ME HELP

PS IM ACTUALLY NOT JOKING
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#2
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call me gunshot mike or mr skeng, check one-two man skitzed again

call me gunshot mike or mr skeng, check one-two man skitzed again
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#3
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rip psi [*]

rip psi [*]
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#4
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this is natural selection in action
humans have been evolving for thousands of years
weve learned to take down mammoths, bears, whales, and governments
if you die of starvation youre gonna tell your ancestors it was because a moth was in your pantry?
grab a sandal and get the fuck in there

this is natural selection in action
humans have been evolving for thousands of years
weve learned to take down mammoths, bears, whales, and governments
if you die of starvation youre gonna tell your ancestors it was because a moth was in your pantry?
grab a sandal and get the fuck in there
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#5
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buy a butterfly net and catch it then throw it outside or something

buy a butterfly net and catch it then throw it outside or something
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#6
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Newspaper. Just get a good amount and fold it up nicely and give the motha good whack

Newspaper. Just get a good amount and fold it up nicely and give the motha good whack
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#7
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u know what beats a moth

a bigger moth

u know what beats a moth

a bigger moth
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#8
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belt

belt
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#9
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next time psi posts a thread, nobody post in it, just downfrag it
only way his threads will cease

next time psi posts a thread, nobody post in it, just downfrag it
only way his threads will cease
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#10
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stay in your room and build uber

stay in your room and build uber
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All_Over_RSbuy a butterfly net and catch it then throw it outside or something

this is the only good advice I've found THANK YOU SO MUCH now I feel like an idiot

THEBILLDOZERthis is natural selection in action
humans have been evolving for thousands of years
weve learned to take down mammoths, bears, whales, and governments
if you die of starvation youre gonna tell your ancestors it was because a moth was in your pantry?
grab a sandal and get the fuck in there

I said that I feel no other animal but moths, idk why maybe I'm a big wuss

Mojo_da_Kiddnext time psi posts a thread, nobody post in it, just downfrag it
only way his threads will cease

I'm "legiterally" looking for help, and I actually found it. IDK if now you are turning against me just because the community consider me a black sheep bc a b4nny vid lol there are other ways to join a circlejerk

[quote=All_Over_RS]buy a butterfly net and catch it then throw it outside or something[/quote]

this is the only good advice I've found THANK YOU SO MUCH now I feel like an idiot

[quote=THEBILLDOZER]this is natural selection in action
humans have been evolving for thousands of years
weve learned to take down mammoths, bears, whales, and governments
if you die of starvation youre gonna tell your ancestors it was because a moth was in your pantry?
grab a sandal and get the fuck in there[/quote]

I said that I feel no other animal but moths, idk why maybe I'm a big wuss

[quote=Mojo_da_Kidd]next time psi posts a thread, nobody post in it, just downfrag it
only way his threads will cease[/quote]

I'm "legiterally" looking for help, and I actually found it. IDK if now you are turning against me just because the community consider me a black sheep bc a b4nny vid lol there are other ways to join a circlejerk
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Vulcanbelt

betls give me PTSD
NO UNCLE STOP

[quote=Vulcan]belt[/quote]

betls give me PTSD
NO UNCLE STOP
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#13
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arent u the guy that made sunshine?

arent u the guy that made sunshine?
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wtzarent u the guy that made sunshine?

no

[quote=wtz]arent u the guy that made sunshine?[/quote]

no
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All_Over_RSbuy a butterfly net and catch it then throw it outside or something

I got that fucker out because of your advice thank you so much

also I used to have a cat to deal with moths and warn me about ghosts but she's gone, fucking neighbors didnt even pay her funeral

[quote=All_Over_RS]buy a butterfly net and catch it then throw it outside or something[/quote]

I got that fucker out because of your advice thank you so much

also I used to have a cat to deal with moths and warn me about ghosts but she's gone, fucking neighbors didnt even pay her funeral
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