if u dont know what a vocaroo is its a lil voice message
either tell me what to say or ill just default to saying something nice 2 u
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if u dont know what a vocaroo is its a lil voice message
either tell me what to say or ill just default to saying something nice 2 u
either tell me what to say or ill just default to saying something nice 2 u
warriordragon12can you please say "dippidy ate a dog treat"
[quote=warriordragon12]can you please say "dippidy ate a dog treat"[/quote]
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0YJZX9rb5FT
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0YJZX9rb5FT
tonyswedeycan you say "welcome back swedey?"
[quote=tonyswedey]can you say "welcome back swedey?"[/quote]
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1frFILqKB3a
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1frFILqKB3a
smokeesay "tomboyish love for sucklets and shrieklings"
[quote=smokee]say "tomboyish love for sucklets and shrieklings"[/quote]
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uR2YQx9kdj
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uR2YQx9kdj
please say "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
please say "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
_brianplease say "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
[quote=_brian]please say "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."[/quote]
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1p8TZWgyAhC
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1p8TZWgyAhC
The rest is empty with no brain but the clever nerd
The best emcee with no chain ya ever heard
Take it from the Tec-9 holder
They've bit but don't know their neck shine from Shinola
Everything that glitters ain't fishscale
Lemme think, don't let her faint get Ishmael
A shot of Jack got her back it's not an act stack
Forgot about the cackalack, holla back, clack clack blocka
Villainy, feel him in ya heart chakra, chart toppa
Start shit stoppa be a smart shoppa
Shot a cop day around the way 'bout to stay
But who'd a know there's two mo' that wonder where the shooter go
'Bout to jet, get him, not a bet, dead 'em
Let 'em spit the venom said 'em got a lot of shit with 'em
Let the rhythm hit 'em, it's stronger in the other voice
We makes the joints that make 'em spread 'em butta moist
Man, please, the stage is made of panties
From the age of baby hoochies on to the grannies
Ban me the dough rake, daddy
The flow make her fatty shake, patty cake, patty cake
For fake, if he was Anita Baker's man
He'd take her for her masters, hit it once an' shake her hand
On some ol' thank ya ma'am an' ghost her
She could mind the toaster if she sign the poster
A whole host of roller coaster riders
Not enough tracks (is it?)
Hot enough black (for ya)
It's too hot to handle, you got blue sandals
Who shot ya? Ooh got you new spots to vandal?
Do not stand still, boast yo' skills
Close but no krills, toast for po' nils, post no bills
Coast to coast Joe Shmoe's flows ill, go chill
Not supposed to overdose No-Doz pills
Off pride tykes talk wide through scar meat
Off sides like how Worf rides with Starfleet
Told ya, on some get-rich shit
As he get older he gets colder than a witch tit
This is it, make no mistakes
Where my nigga go?
Figaro, Figaro
The rest is empty with no brain but the clever nerd
The best emcee with no chain ya ever heard
Take it from the Tec-9 holder
They've bit but don't know their neck shine from Shinola
Everything that glitters ain't fishscale
Lemme think, don't let her faint get Ishmael
A shot of Jack got her back it's not an act stack
Forgot about the cackalack, holla back, clack clack blocka
Villainy, feel him in ya heart chakra, chart toppa
Start shit stoppa be a smart shoppa
Shot a cop day around the way 'bout to stay
But who'd a know there's two mo' that wonder where the shooter go
'Bout to jet, get him, not a bet, dead 'em
Let 'em spit the venom said 'em got a lot of shit with 'em
Let the rhythm hit 'em, it's stronger in the other voice
We makes the joints that make 'em spread 'em butta moist
Man, please, the stage is made of panties
From the age of baby hoochies on to the grannies
Ban me the dough rake, daddy
The flow make her fatty shake, patty cake, patty cake
For fake, if he was Anita Baker's man
He'd take her for her masters, hit it once an' shake her hand
On some ol' thank ya ma'am an' ghost her
She could mind the toaster if she sign the poster
A whole host of roller coaster riders
Not enough tracks (is it?)
Hot enough black (for ya)
It's too hot to handle, you got blue sandals
Who shot ya? Ooh got you new spots to vandal?
Do not stand still, boast yo' skills
Close but no krills, toast for po' nils, post no bills
Coast to coast Joe Shmoe's flows ill, go chill
Not supposed to overdose No-Doz pills
Off pride tykes talk wide through scar meat
Off sides like how Worf rides with Starfleet
Told ya, on some get-rich shit
As he get older he gets colder than a witch tit
This is it, make no mistakes
Where my nigga go?
Figaro, Figaro
The best emcee with no chain ya ever heard
Take it from the Tec-9 holder
They've bit but don't know their neck shine from Shinola
Everything that glitters ain't fishscale
Lemme think, don't let her faint get Ishmael
A shot of Jack got her back it's not an act stack
Forgot about the cackalack, holla back, clack clack blocka
Villainy, feel him in ya heart chakra, chart toppa
Start shit stoppa be a smart shoppa
Shot a cop day around the way 'bout to stay
But who'd a know there's two mo' that wonder where the shooter go
'Bout to jet, get him, not a bet, dead 'em
Let 'em spit the venom said 'em got a lot of shit with 'em
Let the rhythm hit 'em, it's stronger in the other voice
We makes the joints that make 'em spread 'em butta moist
Man, please, the stage is made of panties
From the age of baby hoochies on to the grannies
Ban me the dough rake, daddy
The flow make her fatty shake, patty cake, patty cake
For fake, if he was Anita Baker's man
He'd take her for her masters, hit it once an' shake her hand
On some ol' thank ya ma'am an' ghost her
She could mind the toaster if she sign the poster
A whole host of roller coaster riders
Not enough tracks (is it?)
Hot enough black (for ya)
It's too hot to handle, you got blue sandals
Who shot ya? Ooh got you new spots to vandal?
Do not stand still, boast yo' skills
Close but no krills, toast for po' nils, post no bills
Coast to coast Joe Shmoe's flows ill, go chill
Not supposed to overdose No-Doz pills
Off pride tykes talk wide through scar meat
Off sides like how Worf rides with Starfleet
Told ya, on some get-rich shit
As he get older he gets colder than a witch tit
This is it, make no mistakes
Where my nigga go?
Figaro, Figaro
[quote=TailorTF]"oh yeah"[/quote]
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1YdYfIuP6Oe
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1tQxStMMZat
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1YdYfIuP6Oe
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1tQxStMMZat
glittureThe rest is empty with no brain but the clever nerd
The best emcee with no chain ya ever heard
Take it from the Tec-9 holder
They've bit but don't know their neck shine from Shinola
Everything that glitters ain't fishscale
Lemme think, don't let her faint get Ishmael
A shot of Jack got her back it's not an act stack
Forgot about the cackalack, holla back, clack clack blocka
Villainy, feel him in ya heart chakra, chart toppa
Start shit stoppa be a smart shoppa
Shot a cop day around the way 'bout to stay
But who'd a know there's two mo' that wonder where the shooter go
'Bout to jet, get him, not a bet, dead 'em
Let 'em spit the venom said 'em got a lot of shit with 'em
Let the rhythm hit 'em, it's stronger in the other voice
We makes the joints that make 'em spread 'em butta moist
Man, please, the stage is made of panties
From the age of baby hoochies on to the grannies
Ban me the dough rake, daddy
The flow make her fatty shake, patty cake, patty cake
For fake, if he was Anita Baker's man
He'd take her for her masters, hit it once an' shake her hand
On some ol' thank ya ma'am an' ghost her
She could mind the toaster if she sign the poster
A whole host of roller coaster riders
Not enough tracks (is it?)
Hot enough black (for ya)
It's too hot to handle, you got blue sandals
Who shot ya? Ooh got you new spots to vandal?
Do not stand still, boast yo' skills
Close but no krills, toast for po' nils, post no bills
Coast to coast Joe Shmoe's flows ill, go chill
Not supposed to overdose No-Doz pills
Off pride tykes talk wide through scar meat
Off sides like how Worf rides with Starfleet
Told ya, on some get-rich shit
As he get older he gets colder than a witch tit
This is it, make no mistakes
Where my nigga go?
Figaro, Figaro
[quote=glitture]The rest is empty with no brain but the clever nerd
The best emcee with no chain ya ever heard
Take it from the Tec-9 holder
They've bit but don't know their neck shine from Shinola
Everything that glitters ain't fishscale
Lemme think, don't let her faint get Ishmael
A shot of Jack got her back it's not an act stack
Forgot about the cackalack, holla back, clack clack blocka
Villainy, feel him in ya heart chakra, chart toppa
Start shit stoppa be a smart shoppa
Shot a cop day around the way 'bout to stay
But who'd a know there's two mo' that wonder where the shooter go
'Bout to jet, get him, not a bet, dead 'em
Let 'em spit the venom said 'em got a lot of shit with 'em
Let the rhythm hit 'em, it's stronger in the other voice
We makes the joints that make 'em spread 'em butta moist
Man, please, the stage is made of panties
From the age of baby hoochies on to the grannies
Ban me the dough rake, daddy
The flow make her fatty shake, patty cake, patty cake
For fake, if he was Anita Baker's man
He'd take her for her masters, hit it once an' shake her hand
On some ol' thank ya ma'am an' ghost her
She could mind the toaster if she sign the poster
A whole host of roller coaster riders
Not enough tracks (is it?)
Hot enough black (for ya)
It's too hot to handle, you got blue sandals
Who shot ya? Ooh got you new spots to vandal?
Do not stand still, boast yo' skills
Close but no krills, toast for po' nils, post no bills
Coast to coast Joe Shmoe's flows ill, go chill
Not supposed to overdose No-Doz pills
Off pride tykes talk wide through scar meat
Off sides like how Worf rides with Starfleet
Told ya, on some get-rich shit
As he get older he gets colder than a witch tit
This is it, make no mistakes
Where my nigga go?
Figaro, Figaro[/quote]
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0g9gzZWl8iL
The best emcee with no chain ya ever heard
Take it from the Tec-9 holder
They've bit but don't know their neck shine from Shinola
Everything that glitters ain't fishscale
Lemme think, don't let her faint get Ishmael
A shot of Jack got her back it's not an act stack
Forgot about the cackalack, holla back, clack clack blocka
Villainy, feel him in ya heart chakra, chart toppa
Start shit stoppa be a smart shoppa
Shot a cop day around the way 'bout to stay
But who'd a know there's two mo' that wonder where the shooter go
'Bout to jet, get him, not a bet, dead 'em
Let 'em spit the venom said 'em got a lot of shit with 'em
Let the rhythm hit 'em, it's stronger in the other voice
We makes the joints that make 'em spread 'em butta moist
Man, please, the stage is made of panties
From the age of baby hoochies on to the grannies
Ban me the dough rake, daddy
The flow make her fatty shake, patty cake, patty cake
For fake, if he was Anita Baker's man
He'd take her for her masters, hit it once an' shake her hand
On some ol' thank ya ma'am an' ghost her
She could mind the toaster if she sign the poster
A whole host of roller coaster riders
Not enough tracks (is it?)
Hot enough black (for ya)
It's too hot to handle, you got blue sandals
Who shot ya? Ooh got you new spots to vandal?
Do not stand still, boast yo' skills
Close but no krills, toast for po' nils, post no bills
Coast to coast Joe Shmoe's flows ill, go chill
Not supposed to overdose No-Doz pills
Off pride tykes talk wide through scar meat
Off sides like how Worf rides with Starfleet
Told ya, on some get-rich shit
As he get older he gets colder than a witch tit
This is it, make no mistakes
Where my nigga go?
Figaro, Figaro[/quote]
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0g9gzZWl8iL
If any strong men feel like pinning down a faggy slut and fucking him senseless, I'm usually up for it! <3
If any strong men feel like pinning down a faggy slut and fucking him senseless, I'm usually up for it! <3
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
(10x, getting faster each time)
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
(10x, getting faster each time)
(10x, getting faster each time)
b4nny (verb): When you try to cum on a girl and she attempts to dodge you, only for you to adjust the angle of your dick (compensating for both the speed and arc of your cum-stream while you do) and hit her right between the eyes.
Note: has to be right between the eyes. Anything less is called a "Platinum."
b4nny (verb): When you try to cum on a girl and she attempts to dodge you, only for you to adjust the angle of your dick (compensating for both the speed and arc of your cum-stream while you do) and hit her right between the eyes.
Note: has to be right between the eyes. Anything less is called a "Platinum."
Note: has to be right between the eyes. Anything less is called a "Platinum."
Hey nazara, thanks for the reply!
I'm glad you brought this up, this is a concept a lot of players seem to struggle with. You see, believe it or not there's actually a difference between the team leader and the individual players on his team. If you take this into account and then use a useful tool called "nuance", it becomes easy to understand how this kind of thing can happen. In this case, you can utilize "nuance" by going past the ESEA team front page and clicking on the "Roster History" tab, then comparing the roster changes with match performance. If you wanted to do more than due diligence, you could even cross-reference roster changes with scrim performance by using logs.tf!
I hope you found this information helpful :)
Hey nazara, thanks for the reply!
I'm glad you brought this up, this is a concept a lot of players seem to struggle with. You see, believe it or not there's actually a difference between the team leader and the individual players on his team. If you take this into account and then use a useful tool called "nuance", it becomes easy to understand how this kind of thing can happen. In this case, you can utilize "nuance" by going past the ESEA team front page and clicking on the "Roster History" tab, then comparing the roster changes with match performance. If you wanted to do more than due diligence, you could even cross-reference roster changes with scrim performance by using logs.tf!
I hope you found this information helpful :)
I'm glad you brought this up, this is a concept a lot of players seem to struggle with. You see, believe it or not there's actually a difference between the team leader and the individual players on his team. If you take this into account and then use a useful tool called "nuance", it becomes easy to understand how this kind of thing can happen. In this case, you can utilize "nuance" by going past the ESEA team front page and clicking on the "Roster History" tab, then comparing the roster changes with match performance. If you wanted to do more than due diligence, you could even cross-reference roster changes with scrim performance by using logs.tf!
I hope you found this information helpful :)
Please say, "How long have I been here? How long have these acts of human depravity been allowed to continue? Should I continue? Should I continue to follow this path set for me, or write my own story? Should I continue to abuse these meaningless acts of self-hate? Have I experienced an ego death and transcended beyond a human mind and being? No, that’s not possible, I am still forming human thoughts and sentences that any man could understand. Can anyone hear this? I’ve lost all feeling, but somehow I still know that I am feeling. I feel a repetitive dreadful vibe every time I step outside of this motel room. Maybe I should continue to exist here and make it my existential domain. I have everything I could ever need. I am a god to my people. I show mercy where it is fit and fury where it is necessary. My people will never disobey me, they will follow me into the ether with no second guesses. Mindless drones, foaming at the mouth for the opportunity to serve something they don’t understand. Something they will never understand. Do I even understand? Or have I deluded myself into thinking I am the only one who understands? What is there to understand? These questions haunt me, sinking into my brain like quicksand. Count to 3, one two three. Now count to 5, one two three four five. Inhale, then exhale. There is nothing wrong. Everything has always been right. You were never meant to worry, never meant to be scared. Yet here you are, scared like a child who’s lost his mother at the supermarket. Wake up, go to work, come home, make dinner, cry, go to sleep, wake up, go to work. When was the last time something was beautiful? When was the last time something was so beautiful it made you feel unimportant and useless? I want to love. I want to feel. Help. Help me. Help. The walls are closing in and suffocating me also tabasco flavored cheez Its are fucking amazing, I could eat a box and a half in one sitting and not even give a toot. What are you thinking? Do you think? Are you just a figment of my imagination. Is all of this a dream? If I am god why do I not recall creating the universe? I am the star-child. I have transcended. It burns when I pee. Please stop the pee pee burn. Why do my pee pee burn? Please help my pee pee is like fire. Twinks will rule the earth and it will be mandatory to listen their indie/shoegaze albums on bandcamp. Can’t wait to hear another song about how you have to get away or how you still love that one girl from highschool, but now you’re 24 and it’s getting kind of pathetic. Beep boop bop my pee pee still burns. I hold the tip of my penis in agony oh god why the pee pee burn? Why oh why the pee pee burn????? The packers are looking good to win the superbowl this year. Touch-down hailmarry buy bud light and punch your wife then drive home and flip your Chevy truck into a ditch and burn alive. Throw the ol’ pigskin with your son who you never loved and never wanted to have in the first place. He will grow up and drink twice as much bud light as you. He will go to coachella each year annually and trip mdma and acid till he feels like a color. The color purple. He will come out to you as a transgender furry and you will masturbate to the thought in secret. Flip a coin. Make a decision. Should you buy the new 4k resolution Xbox or ps4? Shovel shit into your mouth until you cum. Why does it burn when I cum?? Please help the cum burn send me an email on how to stop the pee pee and cum burn. Pee Pee burn why why help me with pee pee burn my pee pee should not burn why my pee pee burn help my poor burning pee pee."
Please say, "How long have I been here? How long have these acts of human depravity been allowed to continue? Should I continue? Should I continue to follow this path set for me, or write my own story? Should I continue to abuse these meaningless acts of self-hate? Have I experienced an ego death and transcended beyond a human mind and being? No, that’s not possible, I am still forming human thoughts and sentences that any man could understand. Can anyone hear this? I’ve lost all feeling, but somehow I still know that I am feeling. I feel a repetitive dreadful vibe every time I step outside of this motel room. Maybe I should continue to exist here and make it my existential domain. I have everything I could ever need. I am a god to my people. I show mercy where it is fit and fury where it is necessary. My people will never disobey me, they will follow me into the ether with no second guesses. Mindless drones, foaming at the mouth for the opportunity to serve something they don’t understand. Something they will never understand. Do I even understand? Or have I deluded myself into thinking I am the only one who understands? What is there to understand? These questions haunt me, sinking into my brain like quicksand. Count to 3, one two three. Now count to 5, one two three four five. Inhale, then exhale. There is nothing wrong. Everything has always been right. You were never meant to worry, never meant to be scared. Yet here you are, scared like a child who’s lost his mother at the supermarket. Wake up, go to work, come home, make dinner, cry, go to sleep, wake up, go to work. When was the last time something was beautiful? When was the last time something was so beautiful it made you feel unimportant and useless? I want to love. I want to feel. Help. Help me. Help. The walls are closing in and suffocating me also tabasco flavored cheez Its are fucking amazing, I could eat a box and a half in one sitting and not even give a toot. What are you thinking? Do you think? Are you just a figment of my imagination. Is all of this a dream? If I am god why do I not recall creating the universe? I am the star-child. I have transcended. It burns when I pee. Please stop the pee pee burn. Why do my pee pee burn? Please help my pee pee is like fire. Twinks will rule the earth and it will be mandatory to listen their indie/shoegaze albums on bandcamp. Can’t wait to hear another song about how you have to get away or how you still love that one girl from highschool, but now you’re 24 and it’s getting kind of pathetic. Beep boop bop my pee pee still burns. I hold the tip of my penis in agony oh god why the pee pee burn? Why oh why the pee pee burn????? The packers are looking good to win the superbowl this year. Touch-down hailmarry buy bud light and punch your wife then drive home and flip your Chevy truck into a ditch and burn alive. Throw the ol’ pigskin with your son who you never loved and never wanted to have in the first place. He will grow up and drink twice as much bud light as you. He will go to coachella each year annually and trip mdma and acid till he feels like a color. The color purple. He will come out to you as a transgender furry and you will masturbate to the thought in secret. Flip a coin. Make a decision. Should you buy the new 4k resolution Xbox or ps4? Shovel shit into your mouth until you cum. Why does it burn when I cum?? Please help the cum burn send me an email on how to stop the pee pee and cum burn. Pee Pee burn why why help me with pee pee burn my pee pee should not burn why my pee pee burn help my poor burning pee pee."
That was amazing! T-turn around. You deserve a treat for that performance.
Oh god Marty you're so warm
That was amazing! T-turn around. You deserve a treat for that performance.
Oh god Marty you're so warm
Oh god Marty you're so warm
Hey brother, can you say:
"Scott Hardie is an obongo and makes sweet love with Nikki and Jamal."
Cheers.
Hey brother, can you say:
"Scott Hardie is an obongo and makes sweet love with Nikki and Jamal."
Cheers.
"Scott Hardie is an obongo and makes sweet love with Nikki and Jamal."
Cheers.
would you please say:
"Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that."
Thanks
would you please say:
"Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that."
Thanks
"Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that."
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