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Help with kebab
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So unluckily for me, I ordered an kebab from an different kebab placement, and turns out the same product on this an different kebab placement has fuckin blue jizz on my pizza. Now many people love blue jeeze, but i fuckin dont, I've tried to get rid of this shit that tastes like the combination of assrape and cyanide, which for the record, isn't very pleasent, but unsuccesfully so.

So is anyone good with chemistry like I've tried to bleach the kebab and dip it in acetone, crystallize it and shit but the fucking blue cheese just won't go away, it's atoms are deeply connected with the rest of the kebab so common surgeon or first aids doesn't work here. This is my my breakfast man.

So unluckily for me, I ordered an kebab from an different kebab placement, and turns out the same product on this an different kebab placement has fuckin blue jizz on my pizza. Now many people love blue jeeze, but i fuckin dont, I've tried to get rid of this shit that tastes like the combination of assrape and cyanide, which for the record, isn't very pleasent, but unsuccesfully so.

So is anyone good with chemistry like I've tried to bleach the kebab and dip it in acetone, crystallize it and shit but the fucking blue cheese just won't go away, it's atoms are deeply connected with the rest of the kebab so common surgeon or first aids doesn't work here. This is my my breakfast man.
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#2
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are you eating my people

are you eating my people
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:thinking:

:thinking:
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#4
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put it in the dish washer trade secret

put it in the dish washer trade secret
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#5
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Dip it in a bigger, normal kebab to drown the taste.

Dip it in a bigger, normal kebab to drown the taste.
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meme answer X to the fucking D -69

meme answer X to the fucking D -69
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AelkyrDip it in a bigger, normal kebab to drown the taste.

Not a bad idea, but there's plenty of it and the taste honestly hits me like mad, the taste wont leave my mouth, but instead it gets absorbed sublingual making me hallucinate. I think the ratio with this shit should be like 6 kebabs and 1 what is left of this most disgusting compound known to Puoskari-kind

[quote=Aelkyr]Dip it in a bigger, normal kebab to drown the taste.[/quote]
Not a bad idea, but there's plenty of it and the taste honestly hits me like mad, the taste wont leave my mouth, but instead it gets absorbed sublingual making me hallucinate. I think the ratio with this shit should be like 6 kebabs and 1 what is left of this most disgusting compound known to Puoskari-kind
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#8
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what

what
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Tbh I'm afraid this kebab can't be revived, even mouth-to-mouth resuscitation didn't do it. I just had to get this off my chest, I guess I'm going to ash this and bury it on my neighbors yard. Rest in peace, perfectly edible solid kebab ruined by a parasite.

Tbh I'm afraid this kebab can't be revived, even mouth-to-mouth resuscitation didn't do it. I just had to get this off my chest, I guess I'm going to ash this and bury it on my neighbors yard. Rest in peace, perfectly edible solid kebab ruined by a parasite.
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#10
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what is happening

what is happening
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how do u know what cyanide tastes like

how do u know what cyanide tastes like
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#12
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what a thread

what a thread
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#13
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blue jizz blue jeeze blue cheese which one is it i am confused

blue jizz blue jeeze blue cheese which one is it i am confused
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#14
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you could try washing it or drowning it it in condiments

you could try washing it or drowning it it in condiments
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#15
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remove kebab

remove kebab
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TIDE PODS HAHA XD

TIDE PODS HAHA XD
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