I'm sure you've all had that experience in high school, you have a test, and you didn't study because you were grinding mge/ pugs last night, and like you can't end gaming on a winning streak, but you can't end on a loss, so you don't study. You look down at this chemistry test, and you have no idea what is on this page. At first you think that your chemistry teacher is retarded because first of all he spelled moles wrong, and second of all what does an animal have to do with chemistry. Needles to say you fucking bomb that shit so hard and you think, gee I needed to not go to school that day so I could study and do my test later. Well I have a almost guaranteed way to get out of school.
I swear to god I noticed this like 4 years ago. I noticed that if you need to get up early if you go to bed thinking "I need to get up at x time" and if you focus on it you will almost always get up at that time. I sort of thought that the same thing could be applied to feeling sick, as it's like another body function, I don't know where I got the idea from. Needless to say, if you focus on the fact that you are going to be sick tomorrow, and you imagine that your family gets the flu before going to bed, you will wake up being genuinely sick. This way, if you've tried faking sick previously and your parents thought you were lying you will actually be sick. Call me crazy, but it fucking works for me and has worked for some of my friends that have tried it. I swear to god it works. I don't know what it is, I've looked it up and it's like a nocebo effect type thing. Someone better versed in biology explain why this works please.
Don't believe me, try it, maybe it'll work for you.
I'm sure you've all had that experience in high school, you have a test, and you didn't study because you were grinding mge/ pugs last night, and like you can't end gaming on a winning streak, but you can't end on a loss, so you don't study. You look down at this chemistry test, and you have no idea what is on this page. At first you think that your chemistry teacher is retarded because first of all he spelled moles wrong, and second of all what does an animal have to do with chemistry. Needles to say you fucking bomb that shit so hard and you think, gee I needed to not go to school that day so I could study and do my test later. Well I have a almost guaranteed way to get out of school.
I swear to god I noticed this like 4 years ago. I noticed that if you need to get up early if you go to bed thinking "I need to get up at x time" and if you focus on it you will almost always get up at that time. I sort of thought that the same thing could be applied to feeling sick, as it's like another body function, I don't know where I got the idea from. Needless to say, if you focus on the fact that you are going to be sick tomorrow, and you imagine that your family gets the flu before going to bed, you will wake up being genuinely sick. This way, if you've tried faking sick previously and your parents thought you were lying you will actually be sick. Call me crazy, but it fucking works for me and has worked for some of my friends that have tried it. I swear to god it works. I don't know what it is, I've looked it up and it's like a nocebo effect type thing. Someone better versed in biology explain why this works please.
Don't believe me, try it, maybe it'll work for you.
mind over body, your third eye will be open soon, brother.
mind over body, your third eye will be open soon, brother.
reading this in 5unny's voice makes it 100x better
reading this in 5unny's voice makes it 100x better
Another good strat is to fall down some stairs, that one gets u loads of time off.
Another good strat is to fall down some stairs, that one gets u loads of time off.
man i cfuicking support ui
man i cfuicking support ui
what if I'm just grinding in general
what if I'm just grinding in general
I thought this was going to be one of those advertisement bots
I thought this was going to be one of those advertisement bots
weebasaurus_rexSomeone better versed in biology explain why this works please.
So basically this is a documented phenomenon dubbed "Nocebo" and the effects are typically more visible if the person has anxiety. Its mainly been documented in clinical tries where the clinical candidate was administered a placebo, yet their symptoms got worse. Here is an interesting read about it, though it is a scientific journal. Basically its a mind over matter concept. Since your brain is the one controlling everything, you kind of trick your brain into thinking its sick, which leads to cold like symptoms. Its the same mind over matter effect seen by depressed patients only getting worse w/o treatment, or how using smaller plates can help lose weight by making you eat less. Additionally, this specific "nocebo" you are talking about is much more likely to happen if you lead a more unhealthy lifestyle, e.g. poor diet, no exercise, or if you contacted a sick person recently which would help increase the spread of the virus.
Sorry this was long winded, I'm starting to realize my college aspirations are worthless and need to dump this unnecessary bio info somewhere.
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Someone better versed in biology explain why this works please.
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So basically this is a documented phenomenon dubbed "Nocebo" and the effects are typically more visible if the person has anxiety. Its mainly been documented in clinical tries where the clinical candidate was administered a placebo, yet their symptoms got worse. Here is an [url=https://insights.ovid.com/crossref?an=00001503-200710000-00007]interesting read[/url] about it, though it is a scientific journal. Basically its a mind over matter concept. Since your brain is the one controlling everything, you kind of trick your brain into thinking its sick, which leads to cold like symptoms. Its the same mind over matter effect seen by depressed patients only getting worse w/o treatment, or how using smaller plates can help lose weight by making you eat less. Additionally, this specific "nocebo" you are talking about is much more likely to happen if you lead a more unhealthy lifestyle, e.g. poor diet, no exercise, or if you contacted a sick person recently which would help increase the spread of the virus.
Sorry this was long winded, I'm starting to realize my college aspirations are worthless and need to dump this unnecessary bio info somewhere.
i once had a tiny headache, exaggerated it, got off school but ended up with diarrhoea for 2 weeks and dehydration
i once had a tiny headache, exaggerated it, got off school but ended up with diarrhoea for 2 weeks and dehydration
have u tried just not "grinding" mge and pugs to the point where u fuck up tests and have to skip school
have u tried just not "grinding" mge and pugs to the point where u fuck up tests and have to skip school
when i dont wanna go to school i just dont go its easy why tf u faking sick for
when i dont wanna go to school i just dont go its easy why tf u faking sick for
dude why would you do this, you're like spiritually cursing yourself
dude why would you do this, you're like spiritually cursing yourself
All_Over_RSwhen i dont wanna go to school i just dont go its easy why tf u faking sick for
probably lives with his parents who want him to go to school
[quote=All_Over_RS]when i dont wanna go to school i just dont go its easy why tf u faking sick for[/quote]
probably lives with his parents who want him to go to school
All_Over_RSwhen i dont wanna go to school i just dont go its easy why tf u faking sick for
because in most places you get kicked out if you skip for no reason
[quote=All_Over_RS]when i dont wanna go to school i just dont go its easy why tf u faking sick for[/quote]
because in most places you get kicked out if you skip for no reason
u can improve on this by imagining the teacher/everyone else sick that way u get to skip school but ur also not sick (but don't tell anyone u did this though as it might be considered biological warfare!)
u can improve on this by imagining the teacher/everyone else sick that way u get to skip school but ur also not sick (but don't tell anyone u did this though as it might be considered biological warfare!)
Very Useful thanks I ll try it :D
Very Useful thanks I ll try it :D
FunsAll_Over_RSwhen i dont wanna go to school i just dont go its easy why tf u faking sick for
because in most places you get kicked out if you skip for no reason
Only if you skip over a certain number of days. Which is why you plan your entire school calendar year ahead of time to maximize your time spent skipping and still also pass the class.
[quote=Funs][quote=All_Over_RS]when i dont wanna go to school i just dont go its easy why tf u faking sick for[/quote]
because in most places you get kicked out if you skip for no reason[/quote]
Only if you skip over a certain number of days. Which is why you plan your entire school calendar year ahead of time to maximize your time spent skipping and still also pass the class.
how to throw away your education and not own up to mistakes
how to throw away your education and not own up to mistakes
great idea except for the fact that most teachers don't care and treat it the same as an unexcused.
great idea except for the fact that most teachers don't care and treat it the same as an unexcused.