My girlfriend and I broke up because of Kanye's meeting with Trump.
We got in a huge fight over it because I was saying how it was good that Kanye was bringing up issues important to him to the president. The fight eventually spilled into other topics and it got really heated. In the heat of the moment I called her a "retarded cunt", and it was a wrap.
We dated for two years and were thinking about moving in together. At the time I thought she was the love of my life. And it ended over Kanye.
And since all of my friends were also her friends, and she was closer friends with them than I was, they took her side. So I lost all my friends too.
My best friend called me a few hours after the argument and said he didn't want to hang out with me anymore because it would cause drama.
The only people I've talked to in like a week are my parents.
My girlfriend and I broke up because of Kanye's meeting with Trump.
We got in a huge fight over it because I was saying how it was good that Kanye was bringing up issues important to him to the president. The fight eventually spilled into other topics and it got really heated. In the heat of the moment I called her a "retarded cunt", and it was a wrap.
We dated for two years and were thinking about moving in together. At the time I thought she was the love of my life. And it ended over Kanye.
And since all of my friends were also her friends, and she was closer friends with them than I was, they took her side. So I lost all my friends too.
My best friend called me a few hours after the argument and said he didn't want to hang out with me anymore because it would cause drama.
The only people I've talked to in like a week are my parents.
Recommend what shojan should do next. Use good english, grammar and punctuation in your answer. (12 marks)
Recommend what shojan should do next. Use good english, grammar and punctuation in your answer. (12 marks)
im sorry but a girl that breaks up because of that is a retarded cunt, ban me sjws
im sorry but a girl that breaks up because of that is a retarded cunt, ban me sjws
also how does breaking up with someone turn ALL ur friends against u, what kind of a stupid bitch were u dating jesus
also how does breaking up with someone turn ALL ur friends against u, what kind of a stupid bitch were u dating jesus
i wish u best of luck and be sure to choose more wisely next time
i wish u best of luck and be sure to choose more wisely next time
lamest copypasta of all time i got trolled into believing it
lamest copypasta of all time i got trolled into believing it
just put on 808s and heartbreaks ye’s gotchu
just put on 808s and heartbreaks ye’s gotchu
I Will be Your New Girl friend
I Will be Your New Girl friend
you left your fridge open somebody just took a sandwich
you left your fridge open somebody just took a sandwich
Pootis_FazbearI Will be Your New Girl friend
send me pics i only date qt3.14s
[quote=Pootis_Fazbear]I Will be Your New Girl friend[/quote]
send me pics i only date qt3.14s
damn copypastas are getting shittier by the day
damn copypastas are getting shittier by the day
[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/355955326434017280/504031848360574986/DoiQy8XW0AYqUZ-.png[/img]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmp-5cuOrIo
just rail her dad to get her back
just rail her dad to get her back
driftaRecommend what shojan should do next. Use good english, grammar and punctuation in your answer. (12 marks)
Well, your situation seems difficult, but thankfully there is a solution. The initial investment cost is pretty high but over the long run it will probably save you some time and/or money. Now, in life's search to find the ideal partner, we come across failures, mistakes, heartbreaks. Human beings are strange and unpredictable creatures. You never know when Kanye West might ruin what you thought couldn't be ruined. You might be able to get your friends back by apologizing, or it might not be worth it. True friends don't leave each other over incidents such as this one.
Anyways, back to the solution I mentioned earlier; with the struggle to find the human that is right for you being so difficult, it may be in your best interests to simply abandon the idea of searching for a natural partner and instead look to technology to find your source of companionship and/or sexual satisfaction. That's right, I'm talking about buying an anime waifu body pillow! Although the social taboos that surround the purchase of body pillows and the anime industry as a whole, if you don't have friends anyways, what do you have to lose? Plus, if you're desperate for friends, among certain groups of people, such as ETF2L admins, a waifu body pillow can actually increase your social status!
Let's talk specifics. A waifu body pillow can be pretty expensive in terms of up-front cost, and you have to think of it as an investment into your future, but over time it can pay off financially. Regardless of who's paying, going on dates will eventually end up increasing your income that is spent on food, gas, and laundry detergent. Doing the math, if going on dates causes you to go out to eat once every other week more often than you otherwise would, the meals cost an average of $20 for the two of you, and you take turns paying the bill (like a true modern couple), over one year you'll end up spending around $260. Combine this cost with the cost of driving places, gifts, and other expenses, and you can see why a waifu body pillow is the much more economical option.
Who you choose as your waifu isn't incredibly important, but there are some guidelines I would follow in order to ensure that your pillow will provide you with the most bang for your buck. First, choose a waifu you're not likely to abandon quickly. Girls from anime or video games with long-standing fan bases are more likely to continuously receive new fan art or new skins/costumes in-game. Remember, it's all about being as economical as possible. You don't want to have to buy a new body pillow after a couple of months because you've watched the entirety of a show and there's nothing new coming from the community or the show itself. Second, account for changes in taste. Pick a waifu with characteristics you're likely to always appreciate. You don't want to go all out for some fetish only to discover weeks later that it's actually not your thing. Finally, don't be afraid to do research. If it takes a few days to find the ideal waifu, that's ok, you'll be rewarded in the end with a pillow that will last you for quite some time.
Thanks for you time, and I hope my words have been of help to you in solving your current dilemma.
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Why the fuck did I just spend like 30 minutes on that dumb joke
[quote=drifta]Recommend what shojan should do next. Use good english, grammar and punctuation in your answer. (12 marks)[/quote]
Well, your situation seems difficult, but thankfully there is a solution. The initial investment cost is pretty high but over the long run it will probably save you some time and/or money. Now, in life's search to find the ideal partner, we come across failures, mistakes, heartbreaks. Human beings are strange and unpredictable creatures. You never know when Kanye West might ruin what you thought couldn't be ruined. You might be able to get your friends back by apologizing, or it might not be worth it. True friends don't leave each other over incidents such as this one.
Anyways, back to the solution I mentioned earlier; with the struggle to find the human that is right for you being so difficult, it may be in your best interests to simply abandon the idea of searching for a natural partner and instead look to technology to find your source of companionship and/or sexual satisfaction. That's right, I'm talking about buying an anime waifu body pillow! Although the social taboos that surround the purchase of body pillows and the anime industry as a whole, if you don't have friends anyways, what do you have to lose? Plus, if you're desperate for friends, among certain groups of people, such as ETF2L admins, a waifu body pillow can actually increase your social status!
Let's talk specifics. A waifu body pillow can be pretty expensive in terms of up-front cost, and you have to think of it as an investment into your future, but over time it can pay off financially. Regardless of who's paying, going on dates will eventually end up increasing your income that is spent on food, gas, and laundry detergent. Doing the math, if going on dates causes you to go out to eat once every other week more often than you otherwise would, the meals cost an average of $20 for the two of you, and you take turns paying the bill (like a true modern couple), over one year you'll end up spending around $260. Combine this cost with the cost of driving places, gifts, and other expenses, and you can see why a waifu body pillow is the much more economical option.
Who you choose as your waifu isn't incredibly important, but there are some guidelines I would follow in order to ensure that your pillow will provide you with the most bang for your buck. First, choose a waifu you're not likely to abandon quickly. Girls from anime or video games with long-standing fan bases are more likely to continuously receive new fan art or new skins/costumes in-game. Remember, it's all about being as economical as possible. You don't want to have to buy a new body pillow after a couple of months because you've watched the entirety of a show and there's nothing new coming from the community or the show itself. Second, account for changes in taste. Pick a waifu with characteristics you're likely to always appreciate. You don't want to go all out for some fetish only to discover weeks later that it's actually not your thing. Finally, don't be afraid to do research. If it takes a few days to find the ideal waifu, that's ok, you'll be rewarded in the end with a pillow that will last you for quite some time.
Thanks for you time, and I hope my words have been of help to you in solving your current dilemma.
[spoiler]Why the fuck did I just spend like 30 minutes on that dumb joke[/spoiler]
ymRaisindriftaRecommend what shojan should do next. Use good english, grammar and punctuation in your answer. (12 marks)
Well, your situation seems difficult, but thankfully there is a solution. The initial investment cost is pretty high but over the long run it will probably save you some time and/or money. Now, in life's search to find the ideal partner, we come across failures, mistakes, heartbreaks. Human beings are strange and unpredictable creatures. You never know when Kanye West might ruin what you thought couldn't be ruined. You might be able to get your friends back by apologizing, or it might not be worth it. True friends don't leave each other over incidents such as this one.
Anyways, back to the solution I mentioned earlier; with the struggle to find the human that is right for you being so difficult, it may be in your best interests to simply abandon the idea of searching for a natural partner and instead look to technology to find your source of companionship and/or sexual satisfaction. That's right, I'm talking about buying an anime waifu body pillow! Although the social taboos that surround the purchase of body pillows and the anime industry as a whole, if you don't have friends anyways, what do you have to lose? Plus, if you're desperate for friends, among certain groups of people, such as ETF2L admins, a waifu body pillow can actually increase your social status!
Let's talk specifics. A waifu body pillow can be pretty expensive in terms of up-front cost, and you have to think of it as an investment into your future, but over time it can pay off financially. Regardless of who's paying, going on dates will eventually end up increasing your income that is spent on food, gas, and laundry detergent. Doing the math, if going on dates causes you to go out to eat once every other week more often than you otherwise would, the meals cost an average of $20 for the two of you, and you take turns paying the bill (like a true modern couple), over one year you'll end up spending around $260. Combine this cost with the cost of driving places, gifts, and other expenses, and you can see why a waifu body pillow is the much more economical option.
Who you choose as your waifu isn't incredibly important, but there are some guidelines I would follow in order to ensure that your pillow will provide you with the most bang for your buck. First, choose a waifu you're not likely to abandon quickly. Girls from anime or video games with long-standing fan bases are more likely to continuously receive new fan art or new skins/costumes in-game. Remember, it's all about being as economical as possible. You don't want to have to buy a new body pillow after a couple of months because you've watched the entirety of a show and there's nothing new coming from the community or the show itself. Second, account for changes in taste. Pick a waifu with characteristics you're likely to always appreciate. You don't want to go all out for some fetish only to discover weeks later that it's actually not your thing. Finally, don't be afraid to do research. If it takes a few days to find the ideal waifu, that's ok, you'll be rewarded in the end with a pillow that will last you for quite some time.
Thanks for you time, and I hope my words have been of help to you in solving your current dilemma.
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Why the fuck did I just spend like 30 minutes on that dumb joke
jokes on you im not gonna read that shit
[quote=ymRaisin][quote=drifta]Recommend what shojan should do next. Use good english, grammar and punctuation in your answer. (12 marks)[/quote]
Well, your situation seems difficult, but thankfully there is a solution. The initial investment cost is pretty high but over the long run it will probably save you some time and/or money. Now, in life's search to find the ideal partner, we come across failures, mistakes, heartbreaks. Human beings are strange and unpredictable creatures. You never know when Kanye West might ruin what you thought couldn't be ruined. You might be able to get your friends back by apologizing, or it might not be worth it. True friends don't leave each other over incidents such as this one.
Anyways, back to the solution I mentioned earlier; with the struggle to find the human that is right for you being so difficult, it may be in your best interests to simply abandon the idea of searching for a natural partner and instead look to technology to find your source of companionship and/or sexual satisfaction. That's right, I'm talking about buying an anime waifu body pillow! Although the social taboos that surround the purchase of body pillows and the anime industry as a whole, if you don't have friends anyways, what do you have to lose? Plus, if you're desperate for friends, among certain groups of people, such as ETF2L admins, a waifu body pillow can actually increase your social status!
Let's talk specifics. A waifu body pillow can be pretty expensive in terms of up-front cost, and you have to think of it as an investment into your future, but over time it can pay off financially. Regardless of who's paying, going on dates will eventually end up increasing your income that is spent on food, gas, and laundry detergent. Doing the math, if going on dates causes you to go out to eat once every other week more often than you otherwise would, the meals cost an average of $20 for the two of you, and you take turns paying the bill (like a true modern couple), over one year you'll end up spending around $260. Combine this cost with the cost of driving places, gifts, and other expenses, and you can see why a waifu body pillow is the much more economical option.
Who you choose as your waifu isn't incredibly important, but there are some guidelines I would follow in order to ensure that your pillow will provide you with the most bang for your buck. First, choose a waifu you're not likely to abandon quickly. Girls from anime or video games with long-standing fan bases are more likely to continuously receive new fan art or new skins/costumes in-game. Remember, it's all about being as economical as possible. You don't want to have to buy a new body pillow after a couple of months because you've watched the entirety of a show and there's nothing new coming from the community or the show itself. Second, account for changes in taste. Pick a waifu with characteristics you're likely to always appreciate. You don't want to go all out for some fetish only to discover weeks later that it's actually not your thing. Finally, don't be afraid to do research. If it takes a few days to find the ideal waifu, that's ok, you'll be rewarded in the end with a pillow that will last you for quite some time.
Thanks for you time, and I hope my words have been of help to you in solving your current dilemma.
[spoiler]Why the fuck did I just spend like 30 minutes on that dumb joke[/spoiler][/quote]
jokes on you im not gonna read that shit
MILKy_im sorry but a girl that breaks up because of that is a retarded cunt, ban me sjws
MILKy_also how does breaking up with someone turn ALL ur friends against u, what kind of a stupid bitch were u dating jesus
MILKy_i wish u best of luck and be sure to choose more wisely next time
man u took the bait hard
[quote=MILKy_]im sorry but a girl that breaks up because of that is a retarded cunt, ban me sjws[/quote]
[quote=MILKy_]also how does breaking up with someone turn ALL ur friends against u, what kind of a stupid bitch were u dating jesus[/quote]
[quote=MILKy_]i wish u best of luck and be sure to choose more wisely next time[/quote]
man u took the bait hard