Typically in TF2 we start preparing for the major event held ever summer at the Insomnia LAN during the season closest to the LAN itself. What this means is that the winter period of TF2 is often irrelevant in grand scheme of things because they teams and structures that are held at the moment will change drastically towards the time people start to try hard.

The purpose of this thread is to plan ahead, from straight after the LAN, so that the next LAN will be even greater than the one prior.

Last September I attended the CS:GO major held here in sunny London. Something that struck me as kinda weird was that the CS:GO teams had coaches behind them, because here in the TF2 community we don't really like that which was shown by the backlash Se7en/Crowns received after they had won i58, however as my CS:GO playing friend explained, they don't have the significant of an effect.

What struck me the most at the CSGO LAN was that before the Russian team played, the coach would give Flamie I think his name was, an extremely vigorous and sensual massage. As far as I know, this player doesn't really suffer from the game changing RSI that Kaidus unfortunately suffers from, but I think he would benefit from this greatly. Personally as I'm the genius behind this idea, I would like to volunteer as tribute.

Here is what my job role would require:

Holding Kaidus Hand
Rubbing Kaidus back
Allowed permanent access in the Se7en mumble to listen to Kaidus breathing patterns
Get to add all of Se7en on my friends list

This list may extend and evolve throughout the course of year and I will be sure to update the community of this exciting new feature.

Any issues with this?