anime girl and chef.

just eat and enjoy the company of OTP

No payout + exhausted + cold + no one remembers you + gay + no bed + age 9 times as fast (65)

9 Barry Bonds (2)
gun (1)
pool table (0)

I form the council of Bonds and every 3 years we hold a tribunal to choose which of the Bonds to execute

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Gun and money up front, shoot them as they're trying to put u away

https://imgur.com/a/4wexOaa

Personally I'd go with

(-6) Puppy
(-15) Access to internet
(-5) Workout room
(-4) Surround Sound system
(-2) Medical care

(+2) Have no bed

35 points

top of the line computer 6
internet 21
video games 25
medical care 27
model train set 29
gun 30
sex toys or drugs 35

35 points
+5 nobody will remember me (40)
-18 sex (22)
-7 TV with all channels etc (15)
-6 kitchen (9)
-6 puppy (3)
-3 hygiene products and jacuzzi (0)

half payout, no bed
computer, internet, workshop (build a bed), gym, library

it says you can't become gay if you're straight, but it doesn't say you can't become permanently exhausted if you already have depression. score

Internet, booze, drugs, and sex toys. Easy.

do i still get these things afterwards? like does my anime girl stay?? cause if they do ill forfeit payout. otherwise,

35 points
cold +4
aging +2
41 points
anime girl (22)
hd camera (2) (if anime girl disappears)
microwave (2) (i already live like this)
hygiene products (3)
garden (2)
library(4)
tv shows (4)
medical care (2)
0 points

why does the girl have to be 18 and not older? that's lowkey some pedo shit

a gun to shoot doughy three times,,,

LOL imagine getting the stock market one and becoming a basement speculator for ten fucking years straight, then losing it all

Anime girl becomes real and a gun with 3 bullets.

this post unlocked forbidden knowledge that i could just set my point penalty to -2 and age 10 years backwards and just turn back into being 12 and i can redo my teenage years so that i don't turn out retarded this time

Kitchen-6 (so that I can keep on the carnivore diet)
Movies and TV shows-4 (probably the first thing I would drop if necessary)
Computer-6 (to watch the movies and play games)
Games-4 (no internet, but plenty of good offline games to fill the time)
Gym-5 (pass the time, feel better, sleep better, etc.)
Library and Study-4 (not only will I have plenty of reading to do, but a study would have letter-writing materials, so the need for internet or a phone is greatly lessened. I prefer letters anyhow)
Gun-1 (I had one point left and deemed self-defense a worthwhile investment)

If you get money up front and a means of ordering things you can buy almost everything else
money (7)
smartphone (10) (this is to order internet/modem/computer with so you can order more stuff)

You can also go without a bed because you can just buy one, and take the $5m which is more than enough, so now you get 37 points

Then get stuff money cant buy
barry bonds (17)
skylight (19)
greenhouse (21) (for more room and sunlight)
train (23) (for more room)
booze or drugs (28) (cant order that lol)
chefs (36) (would be expensive to pay for this even with $5m)

why do so many people want barry bonds?

Dreamy hunk for 7 points!?

Yes please!

You can self insert as the basement screwb

barry bonds would most certainly beat you to death for trapping him in a basement for 10 years