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Help me pick a stethoscope
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https://i.imgur.com/JjaWaWR.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Uo7KNu2.jpg

Black looks modern and sleek af, brown looks retro, goes well with a brown leather watch and some nice brown shoes/boots. Grey is a good middle ground. Most people are voting black though, let's see what you guys think

https://www.strawpoll.me/19149648

[img]https://i.imgur.com/JjaWaWR.jpg[/img]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/Uo7KNu2.jpg[/img]

Black looks modern and sleek af, brown looks retro, goes well with a brown leather watch and some nice brown shoes/boots. Grey is a good middle ground. Most people are voting black though, let's see what you guys think

https://www.strawpoll.me/19149648
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#2
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why do you need a stethoscope

why do you need a stethoscope
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#3
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Wandumwhy do you need a stethoscope

Med student nearing the end of med school. I've made buy with decent offbrand ones so far but I wanna treat myself with a littmann

[quote=Wandum]why do you need a stethoscope[/quote]

Med student nearing the end of med school. I've made buy with decent offbrand ones so far but I wanna treat myself with a littmann
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#4
24 Frags +

The black is classic and slick; pairs well with everything and your patients will assume you're a cool doctor with a motorbike so they will trust you more because they want to impress you. However, the bronze is very flashy and stylish-- it stands out and can pull together some effay fits.

The gray is lame, drab, and very cheap looking. You won't be crusing for any poon in that thing and you will lose out to a black/bronze stethoscope Dr. Chad, MD-PhD in a 1v1 every time.

The black is classic and slick; pairs well with everything and your patients will assume you're a cool doctor with a motorbike so they will trust you more because they want to impress you. However, the bronze is very flashy and stylish-- it stands out and can pull together some effay fits.

The gray is lame, drab, and very cheap looking. You won't be crusing for any poon in that thing and you will lose out to a black/bronze stethoscope Dr. Chad, MD-PhD in a 1v1 every time.
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#5
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is this how med students flex

is this how med students flex
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#6
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denisbit13is this how med students flex

Unironically yes. If you're really /fa/ you can get an extremely tight labcoat that restricts your movement too

CovooThe black is classic and slick; pairs well with everything and your patients will assume you're a cool doctor with a motorbike so they will trust you more because they want to impress you. However, the bronze is very flashy and stylish-- it stands out and can pull together some effay fits.

The gray is lame, drab, and very cheap looking. You won't be crusing for any poon in that thing and you will lose out to a black/bronze stethoscope Dr. Chad, MD-PhD in a 1v1 every time.

Thanks fren

[quote=denisbit13]is this how med students flex[/quote]

Unironically yes. If you're really /fa/ you can get an extremely tight labcoat that restricts your movement too

[quote=Covoo]The black is classic and slick; pairs well with everything and your patients will assume you're a cool doctor with a motorbike so they will trust you more because they want to impress you. However, the bronze is very flashy and stylish-- it stands out and can pull together some effay fits.

The gray is lame, drab, and very cheap looking. You won't be crusing for any poon in that thing and you will lose out to a black/bronze stethoscope Dr. Chad, MD-PhD in a 1v1 every time.[/quote]

Thanks fren
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#7
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i like the brown. if my doctor pulled that shit out i'd think he's got that old school wisdom and experience.

i like the brown. if my doctor pulled that shit out i'd think he's got that old school wisdom and experience.
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#8
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why do you want a stethoscope?

why do you want a stethoscope?
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#9
28 Frags +

no homo, but if the doctors pulling out the brown stethoscope im asking him to do the prostate exam right then.

no homo, but if the doctors pulling out the brown stethoscope im asking him to do the prostate exam right then.
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#10
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you need both the black and brown. you cant wear a black stethoscope with brown shoes or vice versa that would look so gross

you need both the black and brown. you cant wear a black stethoscope with brown shoes or vice versa that would look so gross
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#11
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black is too boring and brown doesn't look very nice the grey is a nice middle ground that looks stylish, professional and interesting all at the same time

black is too boring and brown doesn't look very nice the grey is a nice middle ground that looks stylish, professional and interesting all at the same time
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#12
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cre-8why do you want a stethoscope?

https://i.imgur.com/uSQ2cTL.png

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[quote=cre-8]why do you want a stethoscope?[/quote]

https://i.imgur.com/uSQ2cTL.png


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#13
3 Frags +

whip out the snazzy brown stethoscope and all the panties drop

whip out the snazzy brown stethoscope and all the panties drop
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#14
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fr stunting a littman classic iii while laughing at those peons with a classic ii is the feudal system of medical school

fr stunting a littman classic iii while laughing at those peons with a classic ii is the feudal system of medical school
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#15
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Cryptofr stunting a littman classic iii while laughing at those peons with a classic ii is the feudal system of medical school

At least until the archdukes show up with their goddamn master cardiology

[quote=Crypto]fr stunting a littman classic iii while laughing at those peons with a classic ii is the feudal system of medical school[/quote]

At least until the archdukes show up with their goddamn master cardiology
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#16
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imagine not having at least a cardiology IV tbh

imagine not having at least a cardiology IV tbh
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#17
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If you get the black stethoscope you may as well just use a seashell because all you're gonna hear is the ocean anyway. The thing is a damn pussy magnet.

If you get the black stethoscope you may as well just use a seashell because all you're gonna hear is the ocean anyway. The thing is a damn pussy magnet.
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#18
2 Frags +

sorry sweetie but im a man so i dont go to the doctors

sorry sweetie but im a man so i dont go to the doctors
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#19
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Seems egotistical but I was told by multiple doctors to have it engraved, you're gonna be putting that shit down all over the place, you don't want someone else to confuse it with theirs etc.

Also, brown.

Seems egotistical but I was told by multiple doctors to have it engraved, you're gonna be putting that shit down all over the place, you don't want someone else to confuse it with theirs etc.

Also, brown.
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#20
3 Frags +

black one is clean

black one is clean
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fr tho i really fuck with the brown one but you gotta have both, same as how you aint only got a pair of one colour shoes like fits just dont work like that bro you gotta have variety you gotta be flexible nahmean otherwise whats gonna differentiate you from all the other broke ass lame head ass doctors in ur hospital nahmean?

fr tho i really fuck with the brown one but you gotta have both, same as how you aint only got a pair of one colour shoes like fits just dont work like that bro you gotta have variety you gotta be flexible nahmean otherwise whats gonna differentiate you from all the other broke ass lame head ass doctors in ur hospital nahmean?
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#22
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I wouldn't want a doctor who I know posts on tftv tbh

I wouldn't want a doctor who I know posts on tftv tbh
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#23
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catman1900I wouldn't want a doctor who I know posts on tftv tbh

I'll take ur pancreas out for free if u upvote all my posts

@everyone else - thanks a lot for all the input and votes :)

[quote=catman1900]I wouldn't want a doctor who I know posts on tftv tbh[/quote]

I'll take ur pancreas out for free if u upvote all my posts


@everyone else - thanks a lot for all the input and votes :)
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