2sy_morphiend
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Signed Up July 21, 2012
Last Posted November 21, 2013 at 12:48 PM
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#98 Gpit Tonight in TF2 General Discussion

I think everyone that thinks that gpit is "a fantastic spectator experience" just replays saber07 capping c with less than a second left on the clock and uses it as justification for the existence of a map.

I've never found gpit to be fun to play outside of crushing a team while defending and at the same point I'm sure it's the worst experience for the other team to have to sit through 12 minutes of getting fucking crushed into spawn. The reason it's tense and perhaps "enjoyable" for some people to watch is that the map is designed for 12v12 gameplay and when you limit it to 6v6 you basically michael bay every facet of the game because suddenly there is no forgiveness for anything. It's why pick classes are so popular and suicides so normal on the map because your 10% chance of working play can either fail for 8 minutes or you get the medic and set a 3 minute time. On the other hand, defense is painfully boring because you're running an engineer/heavy/pyro (and let's face it no one has ever found those classes "exciting" to watch) and you sit around with your dick in your hand until it's time to pray for airshots on the 4 people bombing your medic. Is this more dynamic than regular 5cp push/build/push gameplay? Possibly, but it doesn't change the fact that the very reason that it is tense is because you've made small mistakes explode into round winning losses which allows overall better teams to get upset fairly easily. People here critique a game like CoD because the game design is such that the skill gap is compressed so bad players never feel like they're getting stomped on and yet gpit does the exact same thing by allowing single picks to end rounds.

As for it being "a favorite spectator map", I seriously doubt the viewership and growth thereof for TF2 hinges on gpit being in the map pool. I'd be fine with another KOTH or a/d or a gpit edited to be sequential like plat suggested. Every map has potential to be a "story of the season" because at some point they all have been (Fanom on old viaduct, point and click on badlands, EG on granary, eMg on coldfront, EG on coldfront, dynamic on freight, loaded on follower, etc.) The point is that gpit is a seriously flawed map that has been kept around for tradition and while the classes chosen can be dynamic, the overall strategy has become very same-y.

posted about 11 years ago
#76 Gpit Tonight in TF2 General Discussion
TwitchTVJohnHurts to say, but spectator experience is the most importing thing for growth right now. Nothing is more fun to watch than Gpit. I fucking hate playing it with a passion, but suck it up and deliver to the spectators. :>

Let's continue grinding our faces with this power buffer because people are throwing money at us when we do it on the street

posted about 11 years ago
#10 Recommend me some good DnB in Off Topic

Bustre - Broken Heart Syndrome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1lVo6BfLnc

Rameses B - Galactic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZkmKtfHrgg

Klute - Hell hath no fury

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHMVme2sJKM

Spor - Ignition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_RL0DLIxO8

Spor - Haywire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ4kLD49Pns

Ewun - Screw up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrMzzzc5WLo

The Qemists - Stompbox (Spor Remix)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPtv-wUIISc

I'd also suggest checking out the original stompbox as the qemists are overlooked way too often

Apex - By the way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u2lRDv8IhU

Slogun, iOh - Be with you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOBqbpjhtK8

Bustre - Money ain't life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JRtSih-yz0

posted about 11 years ago
#69 Weapon signing in TF2 General Discussion

Nothing will dethrone the orzo bird

posted about 11 years ago
#49 Gpit Tonight in TF2 General Discussion
NilYou know that thing that happens where one thing you type in a post is ignorant/fallacious, and everyone corrects that bit and then ignores the rest of your post? Sucks :/ Shouldn't affect the rest of what I had to say, though.

My bad, anyway.

The rest of your post was bitching about +frags, grow up.

posted about 11 years ago
#42 Gpit Tonight in TF2 General Discussion
NilA post promoting 6s on cp_junction is getting +fragged. I think some voting rights need to be redacted here. Wasn't too long ago that most people who posted about gpit supported it and they got all the +frags. As great as some of the people are, the intensity of this community's bandwagon mentality is just staggering. I'm starting to think I ought to be careful about using the word "witch" around here.

Also love how TLR's post, despite being contrary to the opinions the previous fragvotes have indicated, is getting positive votes. WHEN BANDWAGONING AND DICKSUCKING COLLIDE.

If the map dies, then rest in peace. the good DMs had on gpit B shant be soon forgotten.

If you give a shit about +frags you probably shouldn't be here

That being said, cody asks for junction back all the time as a joke

posted about 11 years ago
#40 Gpit Tonight in TF2 General Discussion

bring back broma

posted about 11 years ago
#26 After a long wait in Off Topic
TechnobladeI have literally waited half my life for this

That being said, I won't kill myself if its not as good as the previous ones

sounds like you don't have skin in the game

Gotta be committed doggie: if X is bad I'm losing both my legs.

posted about 11 years ago
#27 Gpit Tonight in TF2 General Discussion
Munch2sy_morphiendget this shitty map out of rotation before I take a puppy hostageI think I'm going to have to re-evaluate our friendship.

Munch it's not what it looks like

posted about 11 years ago
#9 Gpit Tonight in TF2 General Discussion

Koth_ashville is a welcome substitute to shitpit

posted about 11 years ago
#5 Real Men don't cry in Off Topic

Slow as hell and CORN are the loudest, most obnoxious embodiment of everything wrong with "arcade die-hards."

These are the faggots that pass around vodka in a gatorade bottle at monthlys and crowd around people trying to play matches howling like gorillas preparing for war. Always does my heart good to see one or all of them get kicked out of tourneys.

posted about 11 years ago
#4 Gpit Tonight in TF2 General Discussion

get this shitty map out of rotation before I take a puppy hostage

posted about 11 years ago
#29 game 7 in TF2 General Discussion

prepare for unwatchable sportscenter

posted about 11 years ago
#4 The Division Petition in Off Topic

Just make a general petition to make it a felony offense to publish a shooter on a console without a proper pc port.

posted about 11 years ago
#29 tf2 update - its finally here in TF2 General Discussion

You know after spacemoney I feel somewhat obligated to get an orbiting cash effect, especially since it's fucking named "Dead Presidents"

posted about 11 years ago
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