if people are running away from you, pretend they're a boo from mario. turn your back to them and wait 3-6 seconds depending on how far away they were, then turn around and rape them.

why are you letting a woman drive? you basically asked for this to happen

some people make aiming difficult

others people are soft babies

do you grasp how small of a timing window a single tick is? the same thing applies for edgebugs and wallbugs, you can know about them and know how to do it but managing to do it is impossible consistently. a surfing med would have more luck trying to open console and noclip before hitting this in a moment that matters.

anytime akemi thinks someone deserves "lol" on their lft i immediately think higher of them.

whoever has made akemi mad enough to post on their lft is probably a reasonable person

every zelda game is incredibly overrated

mario is also overrated

good ole lucrative cutting someone thinking its going to make his team not perpetually shit

smiley coin is $0.000098 per coin meaning you could buy 10000 of them for a dollar, then use the coin as a currency. its not literally worthless but its essentially worthless. could do the same with any of the crypto currencies that are less than a penny.

spy has a gun and does damage, and gives the same amount of information with cloak and dagger during stalemates.
the other team has to always constantly check their backs and i think that would get very mentally taxing over the course of a game. there is also the threat of during any fight or push the spy can get on someone while they're fighting, even just revolvering at someone can do 100 damage from mid range, and its not particularly hard to hit.

ghosting you no longer have to keep track of uber at all and know when they're spawning and all their offclasses at all times, and you can essentially never get flanked again as you know their positions at all times. also makes the other teams spy completely useless, so running the spectator would force the other team to run spec as well. however if the person ghosting isn't taking it seriously/being very attentive i think they would get bored and stop actually being useful. for the vast majority of players i think they would be very bad at this due to not being able to stay engaged during something so boring.

i think if both teams get to have a pick, the spectator is better, but if one team gets to have a spy and the other team doesn't get a spy or spectator, then i think spy is better

this is the most retarded thing i've ever put any thought into

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ4ag59oiYM&;

if you could have a 7th man on your team, would you rather it be someone able to sit in spectator and ghost or have someone on your team and be restricted to playing spy

tfw the only attention you get is when your team dies

in our evolved form nobody may best us

wait until next season...

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