They're just trolling idiots. Report and don't pay them any more attention.

Also, two of them played on serveme.tf at one point and both had static IPs. https://github.com/Arie/serveme/commit/febc44fb79e8e3abd18515380ac3baba46354378

I encourage all community projects and server owners to get rid of these idiots and find any possible alts.

If that's a graph of an idle connection, no, it will not help. If that's a graph of your connection while someone is downloading/uploading, yes, it might help.
If your connection always looks like this you might have a problem in your local setup or live in a very congested neighborhood with too many people on cable.
Don't upgrade to the superhub 3, it has the awful puma 6 chip inside

Had to take it offline because I could no longer update the outdated wordpress with security problems due to outdated wordpress plugins with security problems.

In-ear headphones should block out enough outside noise for your use case. Active noise cancelling at your budget doesn't seem feasible to me.

I'd try putting your TP-Link in the DMZ of your current modem first. You'll get double-NAT this way, but this might be acceptable.
0.6Mbit up between 5 people might still suck though.

A recent version of DD-WRT should work, configure the QoS according to this guide (HTB + fq_codel) https://www.dd-wrt.com/wiki/index.php/Quality_of_Service and make sure you set the down and up bandwidth of your connection correctly.

But if you can run DD-WRT, you can probably run LEDE as well and get cake QoS instead.

Correct. Or you could buy a wifi router that's flashable to LEDE like the TP-Link Archer C7. You'll still need a modem though.

Try IPFire. You'll need two networking interfaces.

So many cable modems with that piece of crap inside unfortunately, a list: http://badmodems.com/Forum/app.php/badmodems

And yeah, nothing can save you if you use one of those :(

Have you also added the following to the advanced egress/ingress options? (Might need a recent or custom build of LEDE).

diffserv4 nat triple-isolate

The first will deal with prioritization of the traffic, the second and third option will distribute bandwidth much more fairly between the different devices and destinations.

This accomplishes the same thing without all the extra configuration and without fixed limiting of the bandwidth for anyone.

I wrote a "little" post about that just now: http://www.teamfortress.tv/44322/shared-home-internet-without-lag-and-ping-spikes

tl;dr Buy an Edgerouter ER-X and configure it using these instructions

The problem: lag and ping spikes

We're probably all familiar with the terrible lag you can get when your home internet connection is congested. It could be a house mate downloading with bittorrent, netflix, steam, automated device updates....
It doesn't have to be this way, and in this post I'll explain what you can do by fixing a thing called "bufferbloat".

Measuring bufferbloat

First of all, you'll want to get a quick idea of how bad your ping gets when your connection is congested. To get a rough idea, run the DSLReports speedtest. Please use an ethernet cable, if you're on wifi or a powerline adapter, you're gonna have a bad time.
The bufferbloat score is directly related to your lag during congestion. Anything worse than A+ or A means you'll lag badly if your connection is congested.
Regardless of how fast your connection is you can suffer from bufferbloat. I've seen fiber 500/500Mbit connections with over 500ms of bufferbloat.

Bufferbloat is the enemy, and using the tips below, I took my bufferbloat score from a C to an A+.

How to fix it

There are basically two ways to get these improvements, the first one easy and the second one a little harder, but they both involve traffic shaping and QoS.
1. Buy a $50 Edgemax ER-X router.
2. Flash a router to OpenWRT/LEDE (could be your current one, but you might lose WiFI depending on the chip used in the router)

So first of all, buying an ER-X router:
It's cheap, it's great and it comes with some tools baked in to fight bufferbloat. Battle(non)sense made a great video about how to configure a router like this. In the video he uses the slightly more expensive ER-L, but for our use case the ER-X is both cheaper and faster. The instructions are the same.
Once you've done this, you'll have the 2nd best method of fighting bufferbloat. For bonus points you can go over to the Edgemax forums and get your hands dirty to install the best method of fighting bufferbloat, it's called "cake", because it's a piece of cake to configure. Cake also has an extra neat feature where it will fairly divide the available bandwidth between the devices using the connection.

The second option is to flash a router to OpenWRT/LEDE:
This is a custom firmware for your router and it has the bufferbloat fixes included. You might even be able to flash your current router to this firmware, but depending on the wifi chip used in your router, wifi might not work or work worse after flashing, so beware. Flashing instructions vary between models, but for quite a few routers you can just load the custom firmware in the current web interface of your router, easy!

Limitations

1. Traffic shaping is reasonably tough on the CPU in a router, depending on your connection speed you might need a beefier router to handle the speed. Here are some rough numbers for what a given router can handle in traffic shaping speed (total speed up+down, so a 200Mbit down, 20Mbit up connection would need 220Mbit/sec)
Edgemax ER-Lite: 70Mbit/sec (170Mbit/sec with some hacks)
Edgemax ER-X: 180Mbit/sec (220Mbit/sec using "cake")
Linksys WRT1200AC: 500Mbit/sec
Linksys WRT1900AC: 700Mbit/sec

2. If your internet speed varies due to a crappy ISP, you'll need to update the traffic shaping speeds to compensate. My ISP is currently so congested that I can only count on 100Mbit instead of 200Mbit download during some evenings. So I need to change my settings to compensate for this.

3. Your traffic shaping router needs to be the only thing directly connected to the internet. So if you have cable/dsl modem with built-in wifi you need to disable or not use this wifi signal, as it will bypass the traffic shaping. All your traffic must flow through the traffic shaping router. If your cable/dsl modem supports "bridge" mode, use that.

4. To keep the bufferbloat under control, you give up about 5-10% of your internet speed. I get 190Mbit down and 38Mbit up with the fixes enabled vs 200/40 with the fixes disabled. But I gladly make this tradeoff for a much more responsive connection.

P.S.
My connection without any fixes: No prioritization of download, upload and pings, so bittorrent is just as important as gaming traffic. 100+ms higher ping during congestion.
My connection with Cake traffic shaping: Prioritization of traffic depending on the type, 5ms higher ping during congestion.

Download and run WinMTR or Pingplotter. Let it make a trace to 8.8.8.8 while you're playing.

If the ping is already spiking towards the first hop (your router), it's probably just a case of congested wifi. Use a wire.
If the ping starts to spike after the router, your internet line might be congested. Because you're sharing the connection with other people or devices.

1. You're on WiFi
2. You're on a shared connection

You can't fix that with a VPN or other tweaks on your end.

Get a wire and if your college connection is fast enough you'll be alright. If not, tethering a phone on 4G might give a more consistent gaming experience.

Some EU folk @ i39. I'll spare you the picture of Darn literally teabagging Admirable.

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