saloon.tf stealing people's items.
The Last Resort's i55 fundraiser to get SDB to LAN but then he couldn't get a visa.
ESEA mining Bitcoin.

http://i.imgur.com/DqKHKNR.png
https://twitter.com/cartertf2/status/669026533193879552

Edit:
Oh yeah, there was that time that LMAOBOX got detected by VAC and it turned out that at least one player on each winning team in the past 3 seasons of UGC had been VAC'd.
http://www.teamfortress.tv/33340/lmaobox-premium-detected

There was also [Redacto]'s Twitter girlfriend who caused [redactofor] to get replaced by [Redactey] on [Redactin].

Edit 2:
Forgot to leave out names. Fixed that problem.

How do the Sennheisers compare with the AKG K7XX that's also on Massdrop for $200?
https://www.massdrop.com/buy/massdrop-x-akg-k7xx-red-edition?mode=guest_open

Iron Bomber is more precise. Air resistance is simulated on projectiles, so the tumbling asymmetrical pipes from the stock Grenade launcher are less consistent than the round pipes from the Iron Bomber.

Has he won the 1v1 with his appendix?

mouse1 slot1
mouse2 slot2
mouse4 slot3
for Scout, Soldier.

mwheelup slot1
mwheeldown slot2
mouse4 slot3
for the other classes.

RIP FROYO powah.

STEEEEVE! He has nine health.
Why would you push with nine health?!
I hate idiots.

I just bought the shitpost.tf domain, so now there is an easy-to-remember link to direct shitposts to.

I'm caught up on adding suggestions for now. Has anyone played with this yet? I'd like some feedback on whether the cards are working okay.

Okay, I caught up and added most of the suggestions. Just comment here or on the "Reviewed cards" sheet on the Google Sheet if you disagree with any of my decisions.

Also, a few people don't quite understand the CAH format. The white cards must be nouns or gerunds. These will not work:

As an example, your white cards should work with a black card like, "I got 99 problems but _ ain't one."
Your black card should work with a white card like "flying sex snakes."

#14, Unless we get several hundred quality cards, the ratio doesn't matter too much because this deck is meant to be played alongside other CAH decks.

I'm working on it right now.
I'll update in the evenings.

I'm not too sure. On the one hand, it would be nice to have all the TF2 stuff in one place. On the other, you can include PZS6J and HNQLC in the same game. I guess I can add them so that you need only include PZS6J and we can avoid repeats, but that would only be a problem if they're both updated regularly.

http://pretendyoure.xyz
Instructions for including a custom deck.
The play code is PZS6J
Make suggestions for new additions.
View suggestions and add comments.

This is a custom deck which is meant to be played alongside other decks, so be mindful of the CAH format.
I don't think there's a way to automatically add suggestions to a deck, so I will be adding and curating them myself. Just let me know if we should have a more democratic system for adding submissions.

You can suggest anything, but I was hoping for some high-quality TF2 material. TF2 Twitch memes are also fine. Otherwise, I would have posted on r/tf2.

Joe Biden is 64.