@ 1:30 you slow it down for the finishing shot, and then he dies of fall damage and not your rocket.
"hey guise look at mah awesum aim w/ floor so pro rite?"

THERE ARE NO GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE AT MY HIGH SCHOOL.

Like, seriously. So many weird looking people it's depressing.

Chem is easy. Just read the text book cover to cover and then sleep/read shit on your phone/goof around in class.

In about 6th grade I was a fucking genius and realized that textbooks contain all the shit you're supposed to learn. Read your fucking textbook.

Currently in regular chem with a bunch of stupid shits that I call my friends. If you don't understand chem, go up to your parents and tell them that they raised you wrong. Chem is just problem solving, which is more related to your early childhood than anything you do in high school.

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Don't do it while she's talking to friends, do it while she's near you doing nothing. If she doesn't go with the conversation, you didn't blow it, you're just not gorgeous enough (nothing you can do about it). Wait till she gets you back, worst comes to worst, you get friend zoned with touching benefits. Girl that was hitting on me that I didn't go for slapped my ass once, now she's cool with me slapping hers even though we both aren't interested in a relationship by now.

Being gorgeous is really helpful. Also, if you can make some friends with some 4/10 chicks that you can confide in, you don't have to ask us, and they're more likely to be right.

Get a mousepad that is inversely proportional to the size of your dick. You'll probably need this one

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you still do.

Dave?

Should have gotten the back of the monitor signed in silver sharpie by mix^, LG, Epsilon, TCM, and Infused. I'm sure someone would pay money for that.

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I'd love to see a good plr 6's map. No idea how you'd balance it without making it shit, but it would be so fun and hard to play with coordination. It would have to be an amazing map with well practiced teams for it not to turn into dm_hightower though.

Talent changes your skill ceiling more than your actual performance. Just because someone is capable of hitting every meatshot, scoring every goal, or answering everything right, doesn't mean they will.

.1 percentage points above failing my English class
Perfect score on the California State Test in English.

come at me no child left behind.

If he really does have some developmental disorder, compartmentalizing his responses probably does make them more coherent. Let him be.

Did posting something reasonable hurt?

I think Ruwin said this a while ago, and I thought of it ages ago as well. Make uber build in 20 seconds and make it last for 4. You'd have an Uber at mid, which would make medic actually useful at mid, but also make the game less pick oriented, because if you wiped attacking their second, you could have uber ready to contest your second. The game would have about as many stalemates if the teams were good, but you'd see lower-level teams having matches like the LG-Mix^ gullywash match that ended 1-0 that go from last-to-last over and over again, would make the game much more tense, require more team work and less "go shot med, get cap", and make it more fun to watch because a single mistake doesn't damn your team. What if baseball was "1-strike you're out" instead of 3?