that's because the average american thinks it's cool to take xanax and drink.
Ill-educated attempts never work.

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They're wondering who looks better in a scarf.

The question remains to be answered.

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Well, I used to subscribe to the theory that if you're gonna do it, do some good with it. Meaning if you're going to follow through with it no matter what, ensure something positive is learned from it. That is also a gamble, so I could never really figure out a way to do it, so I just gave it a shot.
Of course, about a day and a half of being in the ICU changed my point of view, but it's irrelevant. I thought for a while that if I knew there was a reason to die, something to actually be influential in; a heroic yet tragic end saving kids from a fire or some shit like that came to mind, it would be worth it, justified. But sadly, the opportunity doesn't come when you skulk about, when you worry about situations that COULD end you. A hero's death only comes to heroes, and ultimately, your heroism would be driven by your desire to end your life.

Keep your head up, some nerd on my facebook posted some inspiration jibba-jabba along the lines of "You have to pull the string back for an arrow to fly, you can only go forward from here." And that's kind of true.

Is being a NEET a career?

Degreaser: Airblast costs 30
Flare: Minicrits opponents on fire
Detonator: -33% damage Rocket jump height on Detonator jump
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Axtinguisher: Backscratcher damage, slow speed

Wow. Good to know you get offended by shit that shouldn't offend anybody under the age of 70.

Feel free to never post again.

WHY?
;_;

Look, what IS your fucking issue?
You're saying he's using people. To what end? His prize pot? g00d j0ek. To play another season? Yeah, we'd probably all like a few more seasons of ESEA to make sure CEVO is still viable while having decent games.
He's literally saying quit being fucking shit at this game. It's been out for almost 7 fucking years, we still have people that have to get shit explained to them like a child. We have invite sandbaggers and pug teams shitting up open all the time, which is good; but they also should have the drive to actually be shitting on people at their level. I mean, I understand their point since having no dick is probably an advantage in this dumb community.
Is his wager completely plausible for somebody to attain? God yes. Is it likely? If you have a dick, a brain and some sort of hand-eye coordination, yes. Will you have to work hard for 3 months for 20 bucks? Yeah, but it'll look good.

you derailed a good thing because you're too fucking retarded to shut your mongoloid mouth.

Why the fuck are we attacking a dude for saying "hey, if you guys don't get ex-invite folks in your team and kick open's ass, i'll give you money?"
You didn't attack your dad for saying if you get good grades you can get that video game/whatever.
Quit being fucking retarded.

I am gonna give you alcohol poisoning. #earlyfirstshiftjobontheeastcoast

OH OH OH! I GOT IT
Let's level the playing field.
That was one of the things people in CEVO liked right?
No divisions. Just open.