why even . . .
why?
DrPloxo
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| Keyboard | Typewriter with a string coming out of it |
| Mousepad | Coffee Table |
| Headphones | Speakers and a mic in the middle of my room |
| Monitor | iPad |
#9
whats a nice misc with executionner for med
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TF2 General Discussion
Would it hurt to just say an answer instead of being menstruating cunts?
Two people gave him an answer, everybody else is fucking useless posting in this thread.
posted about 11 years ago
#5
whats a nice misc with executionner for med
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Real talk?
Quadwrangler and The Scrap pack.
Then you can switch hats too.
posted about 11 years ago
#141
Why do so many people bash 9v9?
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I'm gonna highlight items that are legit.
smakersScout
1) Soda popper - walking around for 13 seconds gives guaranteed mini-critical hits that have no damage falloff over distance. Gaining free crits can be controlled and can be transferred to secondary weapon as well. Run out? Run in circles for 13 seconds.
2) Bonk - 8 seconds of immunity (hello ubercharge?).
3) Crit-a-cola - gives guaranteed mini-critical hits and 25% speed boost.
4) Mad-Milk - Gives 60% of damage dealt back as health.
5) Pocket pistol - 140 base/210 buffed HP on a scout who is immune to falling damage.
6) Flying Guillotine - Gives guaranteed mini critical hits to players at long distances. Gives guaranteed hits to players who are stunned. Causes bleed in addition to the critical hits.
7) Sandman - Stuns enemies.
8) Atomizer - 3 jumps on a scout.
as far as i know, atomizer and guillotine aren't really used, nor is the sandman.
I could be wrong, but even WITH how bullshit they are, they come up subpar
Soldier
9) Cow Mangler - Unlimited ammo that has guaranteed mini-criticals.
10) Beggar's Bazooka - Fires 3 rockets almost simultaneously.
11) Battallion's Backup - 35% damage resistance, full critical damage resistance.
12) Concheror - 35% of damage dealt returns as heals, 35% speed boost to teammates.
13) Reserve Shooter - Guaranteed mini-criticals.
Pyro
14) Right clicking causes enemies to lose 100% of their momentum and forces them into an upward arc that is identical 100% of the time.
15) Axtinguisher gives guaranteed criticals.
16) Backburner gives guaranteed criticals. (heh)
17) Flare gun gives guaranteed criticals.
18) Degreaser gives faster weapon swap making guaranteed criticals easier.
19) Detonator sets anyone on fire even if your aim is worse than terrible.
20) Third degree gives guaranteed criticals.
21) Phlogistinator gives guaranteed criticals and health. (it's also banned)
22) Manmelter sets people on fire from across the map... even faster... and takes no ammo.
23) Scorch shot knocks players back and sets multiple players on fire by shooting the ground.
24) Reserve shooter gives guaranteed MINI-criticals.
nobody uses MOST of those unlocks. since they're generally outclassed.
Demo
25) Loch n Load - one-hits 125hp classes.
26) Ullapool Caber - Instantly kills medics (and anyone under 184 health) with no aim required.
at least you don't get rollers with the LnL, and the caber likely kills the demo too
Heavy
27) Natascha - Slows players.
28) Sandvich - Medic got hurt due to poor positioning? Give him free health! Heavy got hurt? Give him free health! ____ got hurt?! Give him free health!
29) GRU - Heavy is no longer speed penalized.
30) Fists of Steel - Bad positioning? No problem! Pull these out and retreat for free! Even a fully charged headshot will only do 270 damage.
Natascha IS bad, but you don't see it at high levels because it's a shitty choice.
Engineer
31) Sentry guns - Auto aim. Auto aim. Auto aim. Auto aim. Auto aim.
32) Frontier Justice - Guarantees criticals. How do you get criticals? Via the incredibly difficult task of deploying auto-aim machines of course!
33) Rescue Ranger - Heals auto-aim weapons from anywhere on the map.
34) Short circuit - negates explosives.
35) Gunslinger - Makes auto-aim machines build in 1 second. Makes auto-aim machine take 100 metal instead of 125. Gives engineer 25 extra health as well.
36) Wrangler - Makes auto-aim machine have double fire rate. Makes auto-aim machine have 300-650 health.
In general Engie unlocks are garbage.
Sniper
37) Sydney Sleeper - Zoom for one second and hit an enemy, guarantee 8 seconds of mini-criticals on them (also nullifies spy cloak).
38) Machina - 173 damage for fully charged body shot that also penetrates enemies.
39) Jarate - Guaranteed mini-criticals with minimal aim.
40) Darwin's Danger Shield - 25 extra health as well as 15% damage resistance. Quick headshots don't kill you.
41) Cleaner's Carbine - Gives guaranteed criticals.
I don't see jarate as that much of an issue, or the carbine. The other ones are rewarding either a lack of skill or punishing the other players skill.
Spy
42) Enforcer - Tons of damage.
43) Diamondback - Guaranteed criticals after sapping a building.
44) Spy-cicle - Silent kills, immune to fire for 2 seconds after initial fire damage.
45) Dead Ringer - You already have invisibility based on a timer and invisibility based on movement. You even have a million percent extra invisiblity by using the le'tranger. Do you really need unlimited feigning and 300 health? No. Just no.
Diamondback is a niche, and spycicle is just saying "i don't want my knife near the combo"
The highlighted items i totally agree with you, they're bullshit and should either be thrown out, or modified by valve. But the odds of that are pretty low.
posted about 11 years ago
#29
I get too angry/depressed when we get rolled
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Get high as shit dude.
posted about 11 years ago
#14
Combining game modes
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Warictf_haarp is a really cool combination of ctf and a/d
it's also like the hardest last to push.
posted about 11 years ago
#15
Charter Internet in SoCal
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bublshifty1gim in nor cal w/ charter and my routing suxthey have charter in norcal??
Basically, everything cable is determined by "territory" which isn't actually competitive in actuality. Certain companies get areas in order to ensure nobody gains a monopoly on a larger area. Now, the larger telecommunications companies don't have that problem, since the vast majority of them have cell tower and the like that allow them to provide for significantly larger areas (this includes satellite internet and all that garbage) since areas are generally safer with them around.
For instance, within 3 blocks of my house there's charter internet available, at my house, the local telecommunications company is the only option. This is party due to expense of the wires to get it to areas, but most to avoid monopolization.
So yes, some of NorCal will have certain companies, others will not.
Source: every higher up i've ever talked to at work.
posted about 11 years ago
#47
Why do so many people bash 9v9?
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mthere is a class that has invisibility and an instant kill button
there is a class that builds robots that aim for him or have bullets with no falloff
there is a class that right clicks and stuns you
and i havent even talked about heavy yet
all of those are AVAILABLE in 6v6. except the wrangler
what's your point?
posted about 11 years ago
#21
Idea for next MGE
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psst, most of you are less known than HL Plat players.
quit acting notable.
posted about 11 years ago
#7
Online ColorIQ Challenge
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My knowledge of colors caused it to go into time out.
Turkwise'd
posted about 11 years ago
#12
Picking A Class To Main
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The illuminati have spoken, lock this thread please.
posted about 11 years ago
#71
Bible of MGE
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Lucky_ShotDrPloxoto be fair, you're terrible if your fun is made by somebody else NOT having fun.idk man. pooping on someone doesn't really sound that fun. airshotting someone so consistently that they rage quit is truly fun, i myself have never done it, but it seems cool
Like, pooping on somebody might be fun, but that person being pooped on better like it too.
now now, dunking on nerds is fine.
But intentionally playing in a fashion that makes eating shit seem like a favorable option isn't.
posted about 11 years ago
#68
Bible of MGE
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to be fair, you're terrible if your fun is made by somebody else NOT having fun.
Like, pooping on somebody might be fun, but that person being pooped on better like it too.
posted about 11 years ago