Yeah, I am not even going to bother trying to get things anymore. So far today I have been shot and killed when I login, like the exact second, and I been hit by a zombie that knocked me into the floor and couldn't get out.

Near your face, on the cord. Unless your penis is in your mouth, it won't work very well.

So, I just lost a ton of nice shit last night. I guess if you accidentally join a game that is out of date, you will lose everything which is quite sad. Is there any more of these bugs that I should be aware of? And how can you tell if it's night or day on a server? I've tried to look up some of these things, but it's not easy.

Since, I have a brand new character now, does anyone want to partner up tonight? I should be on around 10est.

1 Grand to fly me to Dallas and hit lpkane with a punch to the dick/balls. 300 to fly in, and 700 to get my out of Texas ASAP.

Maybe with a VERY long flight, but even then, doubling (or tripling) the price is what makes me laugh. I live in Ohio, and my main flights are to DC, with my longest flight going to Denver. I still would never pay that amount of money for first class. Of course, anyone would take it for free.

Never really played much dayz and bought it today, how do you climb ladders? Also, crashing to desktop often, is there anything I should do to help that?

PS- Anyone want to take a newbie under their helm and teach me some ins and outs?

I know this is a joke, but the bigger joke is First Class in general. Paying double the price for about 4-6 inches of extra legroom always cracks me up.

So basically, most of the "how to" things are outdated because of mods?

I ended buying the ARMA series when they were on sale, but I really don't understand the game at all. I've even tried to watch a few videos and look up tips, but it all seems like BS. For example, I don't understand how people even can run away from zombies, at all. I would see tips that explains things like, it's hard for them to walk up hills, you can hide if they lose LOV, etc. I've had a single zombie run the same exact speed for, like, 5 mins. I tried to walk up hills, toss flairs, lose LOV, all to no avail.

I've really been thinking about writing a few articles here and there about main/IM, since I know more people from those divs. In no way is that a shot on open, I just haven't been able to keep up with the newer players. The annoyance has been having to log into VPN to see the ESEA website, and I am still pretty sore about the banning. So, my question is this; if there is a good Cevo push, would people like Cevo only articles?

I'm up to play starting Sunday, been trying to find someone other than randoms to play with. Here is my page

http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Fzero124-1935/hero/36814637

I don't really have a problems with MP10, I just think that mp8 is the best quickness to experience.

Do people actually put on body spray to run? I always thought people just shower.

This. I never understand why playoffs are so close to the holidays. I think a lot of TF2 players are in college, and if I was still in college, winter break would be right now until Jan. I never took my computer home (desktop) with me during winter break. I just don't see the point of starting a league at a time that would make it finish mid December. Hell, I remember that TWL wouldn't even allot you to schedule matches for two weeks during the holidays.

Wife goes home for the holidays, and I have to stay home to "watch the pets" Or, a few days alone doing whatever I want.

I don't know UGC very well, or at all, but what is Evnmap?