Please no rap battle. I grew up in a small farm town with country music 15 years ago. While I hate country, unless it's 90's "hiphop/rap" then I am at a huge disadvantage. We would have to find a level ground between a 15 year old and 30 year old. That could be very hard :)
I guess I have two ideas; 1) I will pay you half the amount to come to Columbus, Ohio . You and I must sign a (boxing, MMA, whatever, contract that no one can sue) I will give you 75% of the flight for just showing up, after making it a legal asskicking. I will take the other 25% just for fun, since 300 bucks to shut your ass up is worth it too me.