just a couple tips for this post:
leave a link to your steam profile
the state/country you live in isn't really necessary but what time zone you're in is pretty useful to know if you want to leave that
UGC is a great place to start out in competitive so go their forum here: http://www.ugcleague.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?59-Players-Looking-for-Teams

Good luck finding a team

we accidentally cucked him but please give him a shot his sniper game is fucking insane

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/340377966410203137/364297975637213194/IMG_9519.jpg

is it bad if i'm a roamer that actually enjoys product???
https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1447/90/1447903462269.png

if you need a gamer, he fits the bill pretty well. solid pickup

asiafortress has decided to cut grape
im sorry, my team can back me up on this. grape doesn't practice, he doesn't take critiscism from grape or juice, or even III, We've asked him to demo review 16 x 10^24 times and hes never done it because he simply doesn't have the time. We talked to him on multiple occasions and in the end it was the team decision, NOT MINE, to cut him. Sorry if you think im a snake or whatever.

edit: posting on the open thread is also super immature and honestly should say enough about how it is when we try to work with grape.

In his place we have decided to pick up oppebo! He was last seen playing s25 with okiewaka in a skrrt. We are excited to welcome op as a new player to our team. We feel that he is a serious up-and-comer and we are willing to work around his serious gay.

don't know if you realise this, but TF2's devs do not owe you ANYTHING. they do not have to work on a project that they are burnt out on. you are not entitled to a flawless video game, please grow up.

Ascent Showstoppertank

https://imgur.com/gDNBE4t

Thank you Valve for making the game that resulted in me meeting some of the greatest friends i will ever have :D

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL9OIRTPFtpumC9TO1EaYWA

shouts out to screwb for bumping this thread with a meme so that way i knew of this thread's existence

thank

happy thanksgiving to the like 7 other Canadians in this community

I was 12, and really liked Jerma and STAR_ videos and noticed that they aliased a lot to wacky names that nobody could take seriously (2 eggs scrambled and stuff like that). So I went around with 100 hours in the game changing my name to random shit, and I was like “what if grape juice were royalty?” So I aliased to Grape Juice III, changed my alias a few more times but Grape Juice III ended up sticking.

11:52PM - shrugger: im playing for ascent paddie and ma3la are soldiers. #lastplaceb4nny
11:53PM - Grape Juice III: how did you get on my friends list
edit: fuck someone beat me to the meme

when your own ex team mate is getting entertainment out of your slips and spills that's when you know you've fucked up