I hate everyone.

Wrong forum, friend.

Playing pugs with people way better than me and seeing the drastic improvement in my game.

Also airshotting banny

I halp.

This is what I'm currently dealing with on my home connection.

http://www.speedtest.net/result/2184260820.png
http://www.pingtest.net/result/69500214.png

Comcast Cares ™

Don't gimme your shit. I forgot what life was like without good internet. :(

I got an A in o chem 2. With a 68%. Nice curve. Godspeed, friend. You're in for a terrible time.

Give me your email. I will send you something to try.

http://imgur.com/bNa3i

Lewl.

Boys, I know I'm incredibly attractive, but you don't need to inflate my ego.

Everybody needs to share their personality or it becomes boring. Look at the high profile guys in SC2. Go watch Live on Three. That's the type of thing TF2 needs. Be yourself. Strong language is not going to keep people away. Racism, hate and being a bunch of douche canoes will.

This is not something that potentional sponsors will see. There are certain times when things are acceptable. PG13 stuff is generally fine. People are free to shit, ass, cock, piss, dick, vagina, meat drapes, bearded clam all they want. Slurs regarding sexual orientation and race are generally the only think that are completely off limits, within reason. With the gaming demographic, there will always be strong language. Strong language and hate speech are 2 completely different things.

I'm also not innocent of saying things I shouldn't say. I've made asian jokes directed at Tyrone. The hardest thing to deal with is that when you're comfortable saying something to a friend, you lose connection with what that may sound like to the masses. I'm guilty of it just as much as anybody else.

I kinda of agree with the team stacking side of things. A trueskill system would be fucking fantastic for lobbies and pugs, but the amount of work to develop something like that is pretty ridiculous.

You all know that I'm willing to do whatever I can to help you guys succeed.

I have contacts for potential sponsors, etc. What it comes down to right now is image. I am not willing to put my neck on the line when you have people (no names, but most players know who they are) running around on mumble while people are streaming dropping nbombs, etc. I can't have that shit.

There needs to be more frequent, accessible events. I'm thinking like once a month, 8 invite players pick 5 random dudes from TF2 and we have a shitty little 8 team double elim tournament and stream it. The invite players coach the "shitties" into shape and make them fall in love with the game like we have. There doesn't have to be a prize. (we could do like $120 prize pool or something if people really insist.)

We keep the numbers growing. The more promotion you guys recieve, the more people will continue to watch TF2.

I need to learn to cast. This is something I've said for a very long time. I have a gigantic youtube audience and an avid twitter following that will probably watch whatever I do. I'm a huge vagina and I'm terrified at the thought of casting and looking like an idiot. I need to guest cast with some people a few times to see where it goes. I have the knowledge of the game, but I truthfully feel like my casting ability hovers somewhere between shit ass dick and and horrible.

Weekly podcast. Not always starring a drunk DJC. Talk about the scene. Talk about the drama in a friendly way. Creating emotional attachments to teams/players is one of the most important things we can do. This is why people love sports. This is why LoL succeeds where TF2 and most other esports do not. The community knows the drama. The community knows the teams. They know each individual player. (almost to a personal level) We need this.

I feel like casting and promotion is probably my best spot, as I'm not very uhhhh... good at the game. I can hang, but I'm nowhere near the level of most of you guys.

I like men.

Flex my internet penis. Bring people to TF2.

I work hard to be as good looking as I am.